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Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)12:13:53 No.77063681 Why do you guys bully one another and say such horrible things? Don't you think your lives are hard enough? 293 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous >>77063681 (OP) # View Thread 04/08/24(Mon)12:21:17 No.77063745 You're right anon. To other anons, I'm sorry for telling you to kill yourself, I didn't mean it Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)05:56:16 No.77060972 i want people to be mean to me and degrade me. help. why am i like this? 40 KB PNG 32 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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The Ballad Of Stinky Preet | /r/Greentext

File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 ▶>>3907286039073137 >>39074837 hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious >>39072932 I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. >>39072997 I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 ►>>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:25:19 No. 39073062 >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 ► >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:36:44 No. 39073160 >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 >>39073160 >>39073298>>39074858 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD

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Anon is pressured | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 hours ago >28 yo virgin >autistic >dont want a gf 77060135 >have to get one because of normgrels pressuring me I don't even want one. I have so many hobbies I don't want to take the little time I have and invest it on a person, but these f------ normgrels judge me for being single. 2 REPLIES

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Bong uses his humor license | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cE4zWytT) E 04/08/24(Mon)20:39:13 No. 19978292 10 KB JPG people M >Let me tell you about your country >*shart* >As an Irish-American of Scottish ancestry blah blah blah blah t. Jason Gomez-Schmidt >is that a picture of a female??? I MUST MENTION BLACK PHALLUSES >white people white people white people white people white people white >is that a British person doing a THING? WHAT THE ACTUAL F--- IS WRONG WITH THEM!!! >9/11? no that wasnt angry muslims you retard it was the government or something >Europe is so f----- KEKED dude.... OF COURSE I'd use my guns against a traitorous government, j-just not right at the moment... >*slurps corn syrup* >YEAHH BURN FOSSIL FUEL M----------- >I'm 1/96th Seminole, I hate what f------ white people did to my creed and culture >*drives 30 seconds to buy some milk duds and soda* yeah dude, i'm fat because the NWO puts chemicals in the air

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Anon takes his relationship to the next level | /r/Greentext

monymous 04/08/24(Mon)18:30:32 No.14141618 >have gf for 8 months now >she tried to become a gymnast then an actress, works as a clown in a children's hospital for nearly two years now >says we should take our relationship to the next level >asks me if I want role-play in the bedroom >tell her I want to bone her dressed as clown >first surprised but agrees >next night go over to her place >fuckingclowngf.mp4 >c-- the biggest nut of my life inside her >cuddling post-coitus >all of a sudden she says "oh almost forgot something" >opens the drawer and pulls out a pie with cream topping and a clown horn >shoves the pie in my face >"ok, we are even now :^)" >honkhonk.mp3 should I put a ring on her?

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Hard to find the perfect nectar that the glorious goddess will bless me with of my liking.(I'm not a simp) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP). >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.

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Anon just want friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 12:57:21 No.77061393 >get invited to a small server >for autists >Join thinking maybe I'd find frens >There is conversation >Join in >Only first five seconds hey talk to me >Later start ignoring me >wait a bit >Try to be apart of conversation >Still get talked over >Leave feeling sad Normies, autists, adhdcels f------ everyone does this only thing I want is frens and a connection >I'll be frens with you anon Don't I've f------ had that promise before h-------- View Thread

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goes outside once | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB PNG >look some stuff up 04/08/24(Mon) 13:52:37 No.916563005 >walking outside at night >no flashlight >notice some movement >turn on phone light >hundreds of worms carpeting the ground >they all vanish back into the dirt at warp speed >"there are an average of 500 earthworms per square meter of rich topsoil" You c---- that told me to "go outside" and "touch grass" can go f--- yourselves.

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MURICA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1245/10000 2000 drawing challenge 3000 beat saber w 3d model he is an actual giraffe Snaxia 3D! matthew7159 You met him in gm6134: EL 04/06/24(Sat)15:00:01 No.73118868 1447 ENTEVA Untitled.png 2.13 MB PNG She has an American flag in her room when she's: -Not American -Living in Japan Why? Why do retarded people like her do stupid s--- like this? : Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 15:01:32 No.73118935 Because America is the greatest nation on earth and Jesus's favorite country and if you disagree you're a f----- terrorist commie >>73119046 # >>73119986 # >>73121594 # >>73121780 # >>73122603 # >>73123947 # >>73124078 # >>73126795 # >>73127155 # >>73128254 # >>73129972 # >>73130215 # >>73130619 # >>73145942 # >>73146717 # >>73147017 # >>73155023 # >>73156199 # >>73158314 # >>73160231 # >>73160619 # >>73160904 # >>73162773 # >>73163556 # >>73164225 # >>73166062 # >>73169021 # >>73169392 # >>73169645 #

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Did Nat See That Cumming | /r/Greentext

▼Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)03:01:54 No.77060273 Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Plebbiter encounters chad Nazi r/pics 7 hr. ago Popular on Reddit right now Nazi spotted at the gym in Long Island. New York WAFFEN 88 ✩ 38K ⇓ 6.2K ↑ Share 350 KB PNG Join >Gets intimidated by chad nazi at the gym because he was there >Takes a Picture of him from behind >Posts on r/pics >38k Updoots in 7 hours What the f---? Anonymous >>77060273 (OP) 04/08/24(Mon)03:03:00 No.77060278 Heh. I can imagine how hard the circlejerk in the comments under that post must be.

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Anon is gonna lose a toe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3.47 MB GIF delicious 04/08/24(Mon)07:07:32 No.20381545 >bake something that has 2-3 cups of sugar in it >to me it tastes like I could've added 2 more cups of sugar >to other people it tastes delicious and sweet >eat walmart s--- from the bakery like donuts or brownies >tastes super sweet as f--- and Is there something f------ wrong with me? Or is it just that processed foods have copious amounts of corn syrup making it sweeter? Every time I bake and even add EXTRA sugar, it's like I didn't add much sugar at all. : Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)07:08:59 No.20381554 >Is there something f------ wrong with me? You have a case of Americanitus, I'm sorry to break the news but it's terminal

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Anon needs to buy new socks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous this post has been fact checked by real senseis TRUE 1.89 MB GIF 21 Replies 1 Image 04/08/24(Mon)02:39:50 No.77057301 >boyfriend has extreme anger issues >he tries to put on multiple pairs of socks in a row but they all have holes in them >he screams "WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE F------ HOLES IN THEM! I HATE HAVING F------ HOLES IN MY SOCKS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" >feel very scared View Thread

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Anon likes straight men | /r/Greentext

381 KB JPG >Coolest character ever created >Is gay Why god why

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