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: Anonymous 111 KB PNG >look some stuff up 04/08/24(Mon) 13:52:37 No.916563005 >walking outside at night >no flashlight >notice some movement >turn on phone light >hundreds of worms carpeting the ground >they all vanish back into the dirt at warp speed >"there are an average of 500 earthworms per square meter of rich topsoil" You c---- that told me to "go outside" and "touch grass" can go f--- yourselves.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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▼Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)03:01:54 No.77060273 Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Plebbiter encounters chad Nazi r/pics 7 hr. ago Popular on Reddit right now Nazi spotted at the gym in Long Island. New York WAFFEN 88 ✩ 38K ⇓ 6.2K ↑ Share 350 KB PNG Join >Gets intimidated by chad nazi at the gym because he was there >Takes a Picture of him from behind >Posts on r/pics >38k Updoots in 7 hours What the f---? Anonymous >>77060273 (OP) 04/08/24(Mon)03:03:00 No.77060278 Heh. I can imagine how hard the circlejerk in the comments under that post must be.

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: Anonymous 3.47 MB GIF delicious 04/08/24(Mon)07:07:32 No.20381545 >bake something that has 2-3 cups of sugar in it >to me it tastes like I could've added 2 more cups of sugar >to other people it tastes delicious and sweet >eat walmart s--- from the bakery like donuts or brownies >tastes super sweet as f--- and Is there something f------ wrong with me? Or is it just that processed foods have copious amounts of corn syrup making it sweeter? Every time I bake and even add EXTRA sugar, it's like I didn't add much sugar at all. : Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)07:08:59 No.20381554 >Is there something f------ wrong with me? You have a case of Americanitus, I'm sorry to break the news but it's terminal

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Anonymous this post has been fact checked by real senseis TRUE 1.89 MB GIF 21 Replies 1 Image 04/08/24(Mon)02:39:50 No.77057301 >boyfriend has extreme anger issues >he tries to put on multiple pairs of socks in a row but they all have holes in them >he screams "WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE F------ HOLES IN THEM! I HATE HAVING F------ HOLES IN MY SOCKS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" >feel very scared View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: Gi1YJZrE 04/07/22(Thu)13:12:10 No.371607175 >>371606882 # who cares about richer. if you are good looking and my gf likes you can have sex with her and I watch, I dont have a problem with that. at the end of the day she is with me though, you are merely a pleasurity, a boy-toy, used once and discarded without an afterthought >>371607392 # >>371607455 # >>371607594 # >>371608114 # >>371609090 # Anonymous (ID: DMLBNENU Anonymou +I had a vasectomy yesterd 791 04/07/22(Thu)13:14:39 No.371607455 >>371607175 # And they say Germans have no sense of humor

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: Anonymous 1.66 MB GIF 03/01/22(Tue)04:59:11 No.67610990 Turning 25 in an hour. Feel so old its making me super depressed 03/01/22(Tue)05:00:28 No.67610998 Anonymous >>67610990 (OP) # I'm 35. Shut the f--- up.

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Anonymous (ID: Jk3zNwC1 04/08/24(Mon)04:24:57 No.464287643 Dunno if I should consider myself a success or failure half the time >Married 12 years with three kids, wife is fantastic >Wife is sad because she has no friends, everyone around is extreme lib and she hates >Meet some hippy girl in her early 20s online, despite politics realize she would get along well with my wife >They become friends, wife finds out girl likes me >Wife invites her to live with us >Lots of degeneracy, wife is way happier I dunno lads I just dunno. At least the kids just believe she is the live in maid, and she is fantastic at cleaning all sorts of things. >>464287739 # >>464287899 #

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Anonymous 290 KB JPG 01/16/24(Tue) 01:59:43 No.76128153 >be me >obese 5'9 manlet >hire amateur photographer from local Facebook group to take photos of me looking obnoxiously wealthy >tell him how I'm a rapper and I need to show off >take photos while inside the Carlton Ritz lobby and next to some fancy sports car at this parking garage >in reality use photos to set up an IG page >hire some jeet from Fiverr to set up bots to like and follow my page >rest of my IG page is uploading other people's IG pics from their vacations and fancy meals >start messaging random women >managed to collect dozens of nudes and even had sex with some of them It's 2024 why arent you Fraudmaxxing?

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File: BB3950C3-1ACA-438B-8CE1-B(...).jpg (489 KB, 909x1139) Anonymous 01/25/20(Sat) 07:47:33 No.819228293 [Reply] >be me >every Friday I go to same McDs >always get a coffee and donut >collect stickers for free coffee after 6 visits >same qt3.14 working every time >get all 6 stickers for free coffee >hand qt3.14 coupon with all stickers >she gets me my free coffee >hands me back coupon along with receipt >gives me a wink as she hands me my coffee >Following Friday I use same coupon to get another free >same again she returns coupon with a wink >4 Fridays go by and free coffee every time >then one Friday she wasn't there >greasy beta takes my coupon and doesn't return it >no more free coffee >yesterday she was back >order coffee and 6 chicken tendies >she asks for coupon >Sadface.jpeg >pay in full for my coffee >grab my order and sit down >notice cup doesn't feel right >it's three cups stacked together >three new stickers for my new coupon! >open chicken tendies box >check em boys >7 moth king tendies in the box >best day of my fling life

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: Anonymous 111 KB PNG >look some stuff up 04/08/24(Mon) 13:52:37 No.916563005 >walking outside at night >no flashlight >notice some movement >turn on phone light >hundreds of worms carpeting the ground >they all vanish back into the dirt at warp speed >"there are an average of 500 earthworms per square meter of rich topsoil" You c---- that told me to "go outside" and "touch grass" can go f--- yourselves.

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