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Smack rack and bang's phone 06/06/12(Wed)10:04 No. 11843746 File: 1338991441441.jpg-(313 KB, 500x500, 4532839727_bd48b8e1ac.jpg) >be 2010 >be innawoods bow huntan >huntin buddy brings MREs from deployment >eat nothing but MREs and rabbit >most bowel movements are few tiny nuggets >5 days out, heading back >pack on and start hiking back >few miles out, get cramps >fear dehydration or lack of electric lytes >30 min goes by, drinking water /w electrolyte tablet >cramps subside >stand up to ready pack >sharp pain in stomach progressing south >BLOWOUTSOONSTALKER.tiff >drop pack, bow, and water bladder, dash off trail >lolitsagametrail >dig hole with hands while in fetal position for pain relief >roll over in similar position >blackbear watchin me 5 ft off >inhale to shout and scare off bea- >BLOWOUTNOWSTALKER >GET OUTTA HERE STUPID BE- >PFFFFFfbbbbbbfTTTtttttPPHHLLUUNK >unholy martian rocky surface probe ejected from rectum in cloud of stew colored spew >splatter on thighs and boot heels >bearsfacewhen >tucks tail and runs, headbutts tree in panicked escape >god bless baby wipes > little blood, loads of stewy doody >friend runs out to see if all ok >"saw a bear running and heard your shout, you okay brotOHMIGOD THAT S--- REEKS We still discuss the shock and horror that bear witnessed. This is also when I learned packing fiber one bars and eatin more fat is never a bad decision when innawoods eating bunny and MREs. Also, MREs definitely don't taste bad, very surprising.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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