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: Anonymous 141 KB JPG Pabit 04/05/24(Fri)13:40:11 No.2640994 >at a bar in Thailand >Americans sitting next to me >they start discussing the "tipping culture" in Thailand >Mutt #1 says he always tips 20 baht minimum, up to 20% for good service >other says 25% Holy f--- Americans. Can you not go anywhere without ruining literally everything?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: 1641730089544.jpg (95 KB, 843x1024) Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)01:01:57 No.916741825 [Reply] >>916744985 Hey anons. Give me your opinion. >Got married to qt >Wife starts hanging out more with trannies and her c--- sisters >Wife turns into raging SJW for two years >Threatens to end our marriage over voting issues >I hold the relationship together and put my foot down every time she acts up >I'm pretty much paying for everything so she has zero actual leverage. CUT TO >She's made a 100% turnaround >Now is annoyed by her family being such raging lefties and non-functional people >Apologized repeatedly for how she acted I still can't forgive her. I'm f------ hurt anons.

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File: 1pxuzi2w33jb1.jpg (80 KB, 1024x702) Free IT BA worth it with no real knowledge? Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)00:54:54 No.31048073 [Reply] >>31048102 >in meme college >nobody learns anything >see seniors can't even unzip .rar >contemplating transferring >but it's a free ride, free IT degree >coursework is a joke, no real tests >wonder if should just pull through and get the degree Has anyone else dealt with this? Can I just get by with a degree and the little knowledge I've gathered from tinkering with windows/linux for fun?

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File: images (14).jpg (10 KB, 194x259) Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)02:29:34 No.77103125 [Reply] >>77103213 >>77103521 >>77103147 >>77103159 >>77103177 >Be me >Huge pothead >Buy 60 dollars worth of weed from my literal brother >Get s--- faced and tell him I put the money in my mailbox >He picks it up and places a 20 sack in its place >Literally got f----- by my own brother Bros.... Showing all replies

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File: FXPOVVOXgAMDgVT.jpg (80 KB, 479x640) "Not ready for a relationship right now" gobar 04/11/24(Thu)22:34:46 No.31047334 [Reply] >>31047806 >19M seeing 20F >2 or 3 weeks of quality >talking, messaging, facetime in evenings >she wants to drive 2 hr to visit me at uni >noproblem.jpg >get the apartment ready >mrclean.mov >day after she spends the night >chilling watching band of brothers >"anon i dont mean to get so serious rn but i wanted to let you know that im just not ready for a relationship rn" >??havent done anything to prompt this >"anon its just that I recently broke up with someone and im not sure how i feel about them right now" >okay....? dudes WTFFF she wants to sleep together in my bed, kiss, go on dates, etc. but is somehow not ready for a relationship?? and on top of that - W-- DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW YOU FEEL AB YOUR EX ????? Is she thinking about getting back together with this dude and im just a rebound or some s---? SOMEONE JUST EXPLAIN PLS W-- IS HAPPENING

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: Anonymous (ID: tnbFdKJv 04/12/24(Fri) 11:54:51 No.464700585 もうアカン80 岡山県美作市日本最大… もっと見る GK08XY9alAAHf6c.jfif.jpg 102 KB JPG >nuclear bad >oil bad >coal bad >wind propeller kills bird >wave paddles kills fish >dam unemploys the beaver >lithium production poisonous >solar farm destroys environment how tf do we energy?

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