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Anonymous 81 KB PNG 04/11/24(Thu)07:36:28 No.195904241 >older brother drove my mom crazy >brought cops to our house every night >lie, cheat, steal anyway he can >most selfish person you'll ever meet >gets random girl pregnant >pretends to be a family man, now >never helps any of us out Loved unconditionally by mother >Me >try my best help those around me >volunteer to help the homeless >take care of my aging mom >studying hard to find a job to help my family >play video games sometimes Mom says Im an awful person and my brother is the one shes proud of. Happens in you c---?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon smokes a little weed. | /r/Greentext

File: angry-woman-3147004335.jpg (117 KB, 1300x800) Anonymous 04/11/24(Thu)08:12:05 No.31044416 [Reply] >>31044462 >>31044481 >Smoke a little herb as celebration for quitting my s----- job and finding a new one >Girlfriend of 6 months asks to stop by on her way to a thing she's going to for a kiss >Tell her I smoked (she's smoked multiple times over the course of us dating) >ColdShoulder.jpg >have to pry it out of her >"I don't want to be near that stuff I think it's bad" >F------ suggested we smoke together earlier this week I just f------ can't sometimes, she flips on a f------ dime

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Anon's stench made her phase through dimensions | /r/Greentext

105 KB PNG >had a crush in 12th grade >she's the only girl in school with fat t--- >also kinda nice idc >never talked to her before because I am not brave enough >somehow lucky enough to sit right next to her >the first day of the semester, after we sit right next to each other, I start saying hello and s--- >she didn't respond >the next day she disappeared >like straight out went missing >no one knows where's she >she left 0 trace >even her closest friends have 0 clue of what happened >her entire family went missing too >their house is straight out empty >the police still can't find the bodies or anything about them ??? 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Yeah anon Kitboga is to blame | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 76 KB PNG 04/12/24(Fri)12:53:50 No. 195940809 >work inone of the last legitimate call centers in my city >we went from a staff of 500 back in 2019 down to 75 today >heard rumors that they're shutting down the company >don't blame them since 90% of the time when cutomers pick up the phone and hear our accent they just hang up >other times it's just some zoomer thinking we're a scam call center trying to make scam baiting content f--- you kitboga. you ruined the reputation of a legitimate industry in my country and destroyed the lives of tens of thousands of families. i hope you burn in the flames of hell. : Anonymous >the flames of hell India? 04/12/24(Fri)12:54:54 No.195940831

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Anon doesn’t want a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous This happened last week 69 KB JPG > Be me 04/12/24(Fri)11:13:10 No.77106771 > living in a typical boring neighborhood >Become good friends with a girl who just moved in > we start talking and soon we start hanging out > she is more exciting if we can call it that > bonding over shared hobbies like boxing and going on late night drives together > gets a crush over her > tell my friends about her > Discover she does OnlyFans to pay for college > my heart drops > but it doesnt change our friendship > Over time, my feelings towards her gets stronger > this one time when we have our late night drive > drives to spot with a view over some fields > Finally gather the courage to express my desire for my first b------ > we chat a bit, listen to music and all that usual s--- > I tell her I have heard about what situation she is in > As I start to pull out money, she gently stops me > Oh I cant accept that Anon. You are my best friend > she says with sincerity. "I am very happy to be your friend, to be honest I dont think you deserve someone like me." > bitch w-- is that supposed to mean > drive her home and cry alone in my car There really is not any hope for our kind

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anon makes a mess on the oven | /r/Greentext

Anonymous share uncoventional masturbati(...) 270 KB JPG 04/06/24(Sat) 19:41:42 No.77043122 One time I woke up and was so horny that I basically f----- the oven door handle in the middle of making my morning tea and cummed a giant load all over the oven door and glass panel. there was so much c-- that cleaning it all up took longer than f------ it, but honestly, I would do it again 3 Replies View Thread Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 19:46:21 No.77043187 I f----- a dishwasher once (OP's mom)

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Anon plays pokémon | /r/Greentext

File: 1368299498335.jpg-(170 KB, 500x500, electrode-alt.jpg) Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat) 15:11 No.12277548 >Playing HeartGold in bed with girlfriend beside me >At Battle Frontier over 90 kill streak >girlfriend gets frisky >put DS away and close the lid >DS enters /sleepmode.exe >I enter /fuckmode.sex >keep banging and checking DS >light goes from green to flashing red >ohfucknotimeleftheregoesmyscore.s--- >ponder if it's ok to unplug girlfriend so I can plug my DS into the adapter >f---, can not stop, too f------ awkward >suddenmomentofclarity.png >must finish.girlfriend.before.battery.dies.zip >set thrusters to 200% >>set flux capacitors into turbodrive >enter /ultimate.omega.nega.f---.mode.hue >ready up girlfriend for full force attack >pounding her imprint into the bed >breaking human land speed record > friction produced makes the room illuminate >fabric of time bending around area of impact >girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns >rush out of bed flag still high >get my adapter >plug DS into adapter >continue game >girlfriend's body still vibrating >sees me standing with my DS in my hands >has a look on her face which can not be described in words >realizes I gave her the f------ of a lifetime >not because the f--- of it, but >just. >to. >save. >my. >f------ >game. >truestory.jpg

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Anon doesn't understand the human body. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)02:14:34 No.77102967 [Reply] >dont eat for 3 days, drink water >feel fine >dont eat for a day or drink water >feel on my deathbed what is this sorcery

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Anon learns all | /r/Greentext

14 min. ago ●●● Anonymous 755186546 >>755186171 >buy gopro >buy tracking device >buy high altitude balloon >send gopro into atmosphere >track gopro landing spot when balloon pops >look at globular earth >realize NASA hacked your gopro >the earth is flat you morons 2 REPLIES

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anon shares a relatable moment | /r/Greentext

anyone else f------ hate their parents? anyone else f------ hate their(...) 42 KB JPG 04/11/24(Thu)19:27:38 No.77102507 >doesn't know anything about your life >make retarded assumptions about your life >interact with you in the most frustrating way possible based on these retarded assumptions im going to f------ kill myself

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Boy With luv | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous Post Nut Clarity Thread ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/11/24(Thu)19:43:57 No.916743580 339 KB PNG Ill start >Be me one night >So drunk >Need to fap >Pull up BTS video on youtube >Fap like ill never fap before I could not help it, they're so feminine I did not care.

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"it's owari da"-white weaboo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Japan is dead 7 KB PNG 04/12/24(Fri)07:48:15 No. 195936359 >Nobody interested in learning English anymore. >AOC changed from 13 to 16. >High school students are now adults, and it is 18 instead of 20. >Japanese people converting to Islam. >Kurd n------ moving to Japan and selling drugs and being lazy c----. >Weeb streams disrespecting the culture and the Japanese people and breaking the law >Japanese media such as manga anime or Japanese video games go woke when translated in the west now. >Politicians bought out by the USA. >Geopolitics >Mass tourism in places like Kyoto and places like ancient temples are being vandalized or graffitied. >The youth likes Korea and is embracing American individualism. I can go on. Is Japan even Japan anymore? http://landofthesettingsun.com/

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Anon has a gay friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 222 KB JPG 04/11/24(Thu)13:08:46 No.916728306 >be in high school, 2012ish >straight >best friend comes over to my house >start gaming like usual on the Xbox 360 > later in the night he confessed he has feelings for me >I was understanding, but told him I don't have that same attraction to him >"It's okay, Anon. I get crushes on a lot of boys, I'll let it pass." >continue gaming with him like we always do >he gets over his crush on me within a few weeks, finds a new man who's actually gay You thought I was gonna do some gay ass s---, didn't ya?

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