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File: 1368299498335.jpg-(170 KB, 500x500, electrode-alt.jpg) Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat) 15:11 No.12277548 >Playing HeartGold in bed with girlfriend beside me >At Battle Frontier over 90 kill streak >girlfriend gets frisky >put DS away and close the lid >DS enters /sleepmode.exe >I enter /fuckmode.sex >keep banging and checking DS >light goes from green to flashing red >ohfucknotimeleftheregoesmyscore.s--- >ponder if it's ok to unplug girlfriend so I can plug my DS into the adapter >f---, can not stop, too f------ awkward >suddenmomentofclarity.png >must finish.girlfriend.before.battery.dies.zip >set thrusters to 200% >>set flux capacitors into turbodrive >enter /ultimate.omega.nega.f---.mode.hue >ready up girlfriend for full force attack >pounding her imprint into the bed >breaking human land speed record > friction produced makes the room illuminate >fabric of time bending around area of impact >girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns >rush out of bed flag still high >get my adapter >plug DS into adapter >continue game >girlfriend's body still vibrating >sees me standing with my DS in my hands >has a look on her face which can not be described in words >realizes I gave her the f------ of a lifetime >not because the f--- of it, but >just. >to. >save. >my. >f------ >game. >truestory.jpg

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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