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File: 1368299498335.jpg-(170 KB, 500x500, electrode-alt.jpg) Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat) 15:11 No.12277548 >Playing HeartGold in bed with girlfriend beside me >At Battle Frontier over 90 kill streak >girlfriend gets frisky >put DS away and close the lid >DS enters /sleepmode.exe >I enter /fuckmode.sex >keep banging and checking DS >light goes from green to flashing red >ohfucknotimeleftheregoesmyscore.s--- >ponder if it's ok to unplug girlfriend so I can plug my DS into the adapter >f---, can not stop, too f------ awkward >suddenmomentofclarity.png >must finish.girlfriend.before.battery.dies.zip >set thrusters to 200% >>set flux capacitors into turbodrive >enter /ultimate.omega.nega.f---.mode.hue >ready up girlfriend for full force attack >pounding her imprint into the bed >breaking human land speed record > friction produced makes the room illuminate >fabric of time bending around area of impact >girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns >rush out of bed flag still high >get my adapter >plug DS into adapter >continue game >girlfriend's body still vibrating >sees me standing with my DS in my hands >has a look on her face which can not be described in words >realizes I gave her the f------ of a lifetime >not because the f--- of it, but >just. >to. >save. >my. >f------ >game. >truestory.jpg

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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