▼Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)03:01:54 No.77060273 Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Plebbiter encounters chad Nazi r/pics 7 hr. ago Popular on Reddit right now Nazi spotted at the gym in Long Island. New York WAFFEN 88 ✩ 38K ⇓ 6.2K ↑ Share 350 KB PNG Join >Gets intimidated by chad nazi at the gym because he was there >Takes a Picture of him from behind >Posts on r/pics >38k Updoots in 7 hours What the f---? Anonymous >>77060273 (OP) 04/08/24(Mon)03:03:00 No.77060278 Heh. I can imagine how hard the circlejerk in the comments under that post must be.

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: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and 33 KB JPG understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

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: Anonymous 3.47 MB GIF delicious 04/08/24(Mon)07:07:32 No.20381545 >bake something that has 2-3 cups of sugar in it >to me it tastes like I could've added 2 more cups of sugar >to other people it tastes delicious and sweet >eat walmart s--- from the bakery like donuts or brownies >tastes super sweet as f--- and Is there something f------ wrong with me? Or is it just that processed foods have copious amounts of corn syrup making it sweeter? Every time I bake and even add EXTRA sugar, it's like I didn't add much sugar at all. : Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)07:08:59 No.20381554 >Is there something f------ wrong with me? You have a case of Americanitus, I'm sorry to break the news but it's terminal

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Anonymous this post has been fact checked by real senseis TRUE 1.89 MB GIF 21 Replies 1 Image 04/08/24(Mon)02:39:50 No.77057301 >boyfriend has extreme anger issues >he tries to put on multiple pairs of socks in a row but they all have holes in them >he screams "WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE F------ HOLES IN THEM! I HATE HAVING F------ HOLES IN MY SOCKS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" >feel very scared View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: Gi1YJZrE 04/07/22(Thu)13:12:10 No.371607175 >>371606882 # who cares about richer. if you are good looking and my gf likes you can have sex with her and I watch, I dont have a problem with that. at the end of the day she is with me though, you are merely a pleasurity, a boy-toy, used once and discarded without an afterthought >>371607392 # >>371607455 # >>371607594 # >>371608114 # >>371609090 # Anonymous (ID: DMLBNENU Anonymou +I had a vasectomy yesterd 791 04/07/22(Thu)13:14:39 No.371607455 >>371607175 # And they say Germans have no sense of humor

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: Anonymous 1.66 MB GIF 03/01/22(Tue)04:59:11 No.67610990 Turning 25 in an hour. Feel so old its making me super depressed 03/01/22(Tue)05:00:28 No.67610998 Anonymous >>67610990 (OP) # I'm 35. Shut the f--- up.

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Anonymous (ID: Jk3zNwC1 04/08/24(Mon)04:24:57 No.464287643 Dunno if I should consider myself a success or failure half the time >Married 12 years with three kids, wife is fantastic >Wife is sad because she has no friends, everyone around is extreme lib and she hates >Meet some hippy girl in her early 20s online, despite politics realize she would get along well with my wife >They become friends, wife finds out girl likes me >Wife invites her to live with us >Lots of degeneracy, wife is way happier I dunno lads I just dunno. At least the kids just believe she is the live in maid, and she is fantastic at cleaning all sorts of things. >>464287739 # >>464287899 #

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: Anonymous 03/09/18(Fri)09:17:38 No.43724833 >bought a $1 lottery ticket >won $16 93 KB JPG 12 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat) 18:04:13 No.28720917 164 KB PNG >mom recently bought a UV light to detect cumstains in my underwear and socks >can't fap into the shower because that would clog it >can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own >mom carefully documents each tissue I use in an excel table, and for what purpose I'm 22 btw. What the f--- do I do?

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Anonymous 290 KB JPG 01/16/24(Tue) 01:59:43 No.76128153 >be me >obese 5'9 manlet >hire amateur photographer from local Facebook group to take photos of me looking obnoxiously wealthy >tell him how I'm a rapper and I need to show off >take photos while inside the Carlton Ritz lobby and next to some fancy sports car at this parking garage >in reality use photos to set up an IG page >hire some jeet from Fiverr to set up bots to like and follow my page >rest of my IG page is uploading other people's IG pics from their vacations and fancy meals >start messaging random women >managed to collect dozens of nudes and even had sex with some of them It's 2024 why arent you Fraudmaxxing?

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File: BB3950C3-1ACA-438B-8CE1-B(...).jpg (489 KB, 909x1139) Anonymous 01/25/20(Sat) 07:47:33 No.819228293 [Reply] >be me >every Friday I go to same McDs >always get a coffee and donut >collect stickers for free coffee after 6 visits >same qt3.14 working every time >get all 6 stickers for free coffee >hand qt3.14 coupon with all stickers >she gets me my free coffee >hands me back coupon along with receipt >gives me a wink as she hands me my coffee >Following Friday I use same coupon to get another free >same again she returns coupon with a wink >4 Fridays go by and free coffee every time >then one Friday she wasn't there >greasy beta takes my coupon and doesn't return it >no more free coffee >yesterday she was back >order coffee and 6 chicken tendies >she asks for coupon >Sadface.jpeg >pay in full for my coffee >grab my order and sit down >notice cup doesn't feel right >it's three cups stacked together >three new stickers for my new coupon! >open chicken tendies box >check em boys >7 moth king tendies in the box >best day of my fling life

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: Anonymous Even redditors hate pajeets Im(...) 04/07/24(Sun)11:16:14 No.195748667 Posted by u/datingindianguys 4 years ago 4.5k AITA for telling some Indian friends that they are the reason I dont date Indian men? Not the A-hole Our uni group met up the other day for drinks (This is ok in my area) and the guys start talking about dating. Some have girlfriends and some are still looking. They got into the topic of race when it came to women. Basically all of them having a kind of gross discussion about how many ethnicities they've banged. Out of nowhere one of my friends, I'll call him Arjun, asks me if I have ever dated an Indian guy (he is Indian). I said no, because it's true, and that puts a huge target on my forehead. They start asking why and keep prodding for specifics. I tried keeping it diplomatic at first just saying "The opportunity never came up", "I wasn't really dating much in uni", "No brown guy has been interested" and they just kept at it. They were joking and clearly thinking it was hilarious that they were making me uncomfortable. Pretty common in our group and not something I would normally mind. I finally snap and say "I don't date brown guys because I spent 4 years with you guys" in a jokey way. Most of them laughed but Arjun, the guy who had asked in the first place, got pretty offended and asked what that was supposed to mean. I told him straight that I have been around when they talk about white girls and I know how a lot of Indian guys think that white women are loose. I spent years listening to them talk about how they date or just have sex with white girls because they are easier than Indian girls and have less expectations. I've heard them say that they want to have their fun until they have to get serious about marriage then they dump their white girlfriends and marry Indian girls their families pick for them. Obviously I know that not all Indian men are like this and it's a generalization but from my own experience I don't think it's uncommon for them to act or think this way. I wasn't expecting a big response but all the guys started getting super defensive. They told me that what I said was racist and f----- up. Arjun in particular told me that I'm not as hot as I think I am and I shouldn't be so arrogant. Apparently my words were construed as me thinking that white girls are hotter than Indian girls. Definitely not what I said but that's how they received it. The whole thing got so uncomfortable that I just ended up leaving. I'm debating right now on whether I should be apologizing to them or just dipping out of that friend group. So I am here for a judgement. Am I the a------ here? Sort By: Top (Suggested) ▼ Q Search comments 66 Posted by u/datingblackguys 3 years ago AITA for telling some Black friends that they are the reason I don't date Black men? Our uni group met up the other day for drinks (This is ok in my area) and the guys start talking about dating. Some have girlfriends and some are still looking. They got into the topic of race when it came to women. Basically all of them having a kind of gross discussion about how many ethnicities they've banged. Out of nowhere one of my friends, I'll call him DeShawn, asks me if I have ever dated a Black guy (he is Black). I said no, because it's true, and that puts a huge target on my forehead. They start asking why and keep prodding for specifics. I tried keeping it diplomatic at first just saying "The opportunity never came up", "I wasn't really dating much in uni", "No Black guy has been interested" and they just kept at it. They were joking and clearly thinking it was hilarious that they were making me uncomfortable. Pretty common in our group and not something I would normally mind. I finally snap and say "I don't date Black guys because I spent 4 years with you guys" in a jokey way. Most of them laughed but DeShawn, the guy who had asked in the first place, got pretty offended and asked what that was supposed to mean. I told him straight that I have been around when they talk about White girls and I know how a lot of Black guys think that White women are loose. I spent years listening to them talk about how they date or just have sex with White girls because they are easier than Black girls and have less expectations. Obviously I know that not all Black men are like this and it's a generalization but from my own experience I don't think it's uncommon for them to act or think this way. I wasn't expecting a big response but all the guys started getting super defensive. They told me that what I said was racist and f----- up. DeShawn in particular told me that I'm not as hot as I think I am and I shouldn't be so arrogant. Apparently my words were construed as me thinking that White guys are better than Black guys. Definitely not what I said but that's how they received it. The whole thing got so uncomfortable that I just ended up leaving. I'm debating right now on whether I should be apologizing to them or just dipping out of that friend group. So I am here for a judgement. Am I the a------ here? This thread has been locked by the moderators of r/AmItheAsshole New comments cannot be posted ruralife 4 yr. ago NTA. They aren't offended. They are embarrassed because you have accurately described them and it doesn't look flattering. 7.4k Share ... Sort By: Top (Suggested) ▼ Q Search comments Kaytee3456 4 yr. ago NTA. I'm an Indian girl and every friend, cousin, friend-of-a-friend, etc who has studied abroad has this exact attitude towards white women and dating. It's so sexist and sickening! You were right to call it out. Unfortunately this prevails because it is a win-win situation in Indian society: The racist parents look the other way and ignore their annoyance at their sons having fun with white and non-Indian girls in college, because they're confident that sooner or later they'll be able to force their sons into an arranged marriage with a suitable Indian girl from the same caste, community, class, etc. It's like an unspoken arrangement. The guys are happy spending their "wild" college days having fun with uninhibited white women and they fully expect to get virginal, subservient Indian wives through arranged marriage later. Indian women get massively screwed over in this arrangement because Indian society is super intolerant of its women being sexually active. They are expected to remain virgins until marriage EVEN THOUGH they are also expected to be happy/unfazed by their husbands having a past. Women who go against this are slut shamed and ostracised. It sucks. As a brown woman, I apologize for the nonsense you have had to put up with. We all deserve better. 2.9k Share... Human_4_sure - 3 yr. ago ESH You are being racist thinking all black guys act the same, but your group of friends is being racist and a bit sexist, they don't seem nice people. Vote Share IdaBaldwin 3 yr. ago ... ESH. Your friends sound as though they don't respect your boundaries, and they are misogynistic. However, I am almost leaning towards YTA after this sentence Obviously I know that not all Black men are like this and it's a generalization but from my own experience I don't think it's uncommon for them to act or think this way. This is a generalisation about an entire race -- moreover, it is a generalisation aligned with historical stereotypes of Black men being crude and hypersexual. Such generalisations are racist. And racism is AHish. Vote Share Alert-Potato 4 yr. ago Craptain [179] So they've spent a few years openly admit that they view white women as inferior, but then call you racist for saying that you aren't interested in being viewed that way by your boyfriend? Totally NTA. No one is an a------ for refusing to open themselves up to being a disposable sex toy when what they want is a serious relationship. What the f---. 2.7k Share ... [deleted] 3 yr. ago 0 ESH I don't even know why you're all friends Vote Share ... IMG_1699.png 903 KB PNG >same exact post >redditors call the one against blacks racist >redditors defend the one against indians never been more over for pajeets

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BadManGDL @lsaBadMan1 Replying to @adenoir_ and @LilSak3 Bro your not funny at all wait until 4chan raids this Twitter thread 8:01 PM - Jun 21, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 24 Quote Tweets 1 Like troll (ID: 0jWfbrw 06/22/21(Tue)01:10:18 No.326921034 Raid this Twitter thread lol https://twitter.com/adenoir_/status /1407127104030978052?s=21 >>326921311 # Anonymous (ID: DgT2N4+0) 06/22/21(Tue)01:12:47 No.326921311 >>326921034 # >Bro your not funny at all wait until 4chan raids this Twitter thread kill yourself fac

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▼Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)03:01:54 No.77060273 Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Plebbiter encounters chad Nazi r/pics 7 hr. ago Popular on Reddit right now Nazi spotted at the gym in Long Island. New York WAFFEN 88 ✩ 38K ⇓ 6.2K ↑ Share 350 KB PNG Join >Gets intimidated by chad nazi at the gym because he was there >Takes a Picture of him from behind >Posts on r/pics >38k Updoots in 7 hours What the f---? Anonymous >>77060273 (OP) 04/08/24(Mon)03:03:00 No.77060278 Heh. I can imagine how hard the circlejerk in the comments under that post must be.

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