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Anonymous 170 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon)22:03:38 No.37652752 >>37651496 (OP) I felt something during it. I went outside to look at it and felt like tingling, as if my nerves were receiving some information or stimulation or something. When I was meditating after I felt as if something in my head was swelling or expanding, mostly on the right side, and then as if something popped or gave way. It still feels a little weird. I feel completely different now. As if a big weight has been lifted. I am energized and feel better for the first time in months after a long depressive episode. The world feels different now too and I wasnt expecting anything, I was a naysayer if anything. Its like were in hardcore mode now or something and this is like post final boss. We did it. We actually made it and now we have legendaries. >>37652765 # Anonymous >>37652752 Quit yanking my chain anon 04/08/24(Mon)22:04:34 No.37652765

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)12:13:53 No.77063681 Why do you guys bully one another and say such horrible things? Don't you think your lives are hard enough? 293 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous >>77063681 (OP) # View Thread 04/08/24(Mon)12:21:17 No.77063745 You're right anon. To other anons, I'm sorry for telling you to kill yourself, I didn't mean it Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)05:56:16 No.77060972 i want people to be mean to me and degrade me. help. why am i like this? 40 KB PNG 32 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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The Ballad Of Stinky Preet | /r/Greentext

File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 ▶>>3907286039073137 >>39074837 hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious >>39072932 I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. >>39072997 I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 ►>>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:25:19 No. 39073062 >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 ► >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:36:44 No. 39073160 >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 >>39073160 >>39073298>>39074858 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD

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Anon is pressured | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 hours ago >28 yo virgin >autistic >dont want a gf 77060135 >have to get one because of normgrels pressuring me I don't even want one. I have so many hobbies I don't want to take the little time I have and invest it on a person, but these f------ normgrels judge me for being single. 2 REPLIES

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Bong uses his humor license | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cE4zWytT) E 04/08/24(Mon)20:39:13 No. 19978292 10 KB JPG people M >Let me tell you about your country >*shart* >As an Irish-American of Scottish ancestry blah blah blah blah t. Jason Gomez-Schmidt >is that a picture of a female??? I MUST MENTION BLACK PHALLUSES >white people white people white people white people white people white >is that a British person doing a THING? WHAT THE ACTUAL F--- IS WRONG WITH THEM!!! >9/11? no that wasnt angry muslims you retard it was the government or something >Europe is so f----- KEKED dude.... OF COURSE I'd use my guns against a traitorous government, j-just not right at the moment... >*slurps corn syrup* >YEAHH BURN FOSSIL FUEL M----------- >I'm 1/96th Seminole, I hate what f------ white people did to my creed and culture >*drives 30 seconds to buy some milk duds and soda* yeah dude, i'm fat because the NWO puts chemicals in the air

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monymous 04/08/24(Mon)18:30:32 No.14141618 >have gf for 8 months now >she tried to become a gymnast then an actress, works as a clown in a children's hospital for nearly two years now >says we should take our relationship to the next level >asks me if I want role-play in the bedroom >tell her I want to bone her dressed as clown >first surprised but agrees >next night go over to her place >fuckingclowngf.mp4 >c-- the biggest nut of my life inside her >cuddling post-coitus >all of a sudden she says "oh almost forgot something" >opens the drawer and pulls out a pie with cream topping and a clown horn >shoves the pie in my face >"ok, we are even now :^)" >honkhonk.mp3 should I put a ring on her?

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Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP). >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.

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Anonymous 49 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 12:57:21 No.77061393 >get invited to a small server >for autists >Join thinking maybe I'd find frens >There is conversation >Join in >Only first five seconds hey talk to me >Later start ignoring me >wait a bit >Try to be apart of conversation >Still get talked over >Leave feeling sad Normies, autists, adhdcels f------ everyone does this only thing I want is frens and a connection >I'll be frens with you anon Don't I've f------ had that promise before h-------- View Thread

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: Anonymous 111 KB PNG >look some stuff up 04/08/24(Mon) 13:52:37 No.916563005 >walking outside at night >no flashlight >notice some movement >turn on phone light >hundreds of worms carpeting the ground >they all vanish back into the dirt at warp speed >"there are an average of 500 earthworms per square meter of rich topsoil" You c---- that told me to "go outside" and "touch grass" can go f--- yourselves.

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: Anonymous 1245/10000 2000 drawing challenge 3000 beat saber w 3d model he is an actual giraffe Snaxia 3D! matthew7159 You met him in gm6134: EL 04/06/24(Sat)15:00:01 No.73118868 1447 ENTEVA Untitled.png 2.13 MB PNG She has an American flag in her room when she's: -Not American -Living in Japan Why? Why do retarded people like her do stupid s--- like this? : Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 15:01:32 No.73118935 Because America is the greatest nation on earth and Jesus's favorite country and if you disagree you're a f----- terrorist commie >>73119046 # >>73119986 # >>73121594 # >>73121780 # >>73122603 # >>73123947 # >>73124078 # >>73126795 # >>73127155 # >>73128254 # >>73129972 # >>73130215 # >>73130619 # >>73145942 # >>73146717 # >>73147017 # >>73155023 # >>73156199 # >>73158314 # >>73160231 # >>73160619 # >>73160904 # >>73162773 # >>73163556 # >>73164225 # >>73166062 # >>73169021 # >>73169392 # >>73169645 #

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▼Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)03:01:54 No.77060273 Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Plebbiter encounters chad Nazi r/pics 7 hr. ago Popular on Reddit right now Nazi spotted at the gym in Long Island. New York WAFFEN 88 ✩ 38K ⇓ 6.2K ↑ Share 350 KB PNG Join >Gets intimidated by chad nazi at the gym because he was there >Takes a Picture of him from behind >Posts on r/pics >38k Updoots in 7 hours What the f---? Anonymous >>77060273 (OP) 04/08/24(Mon)03:03:00 No.77060278 Heh. I can imagine how hard the circlejerk in the comments under that post must be.

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: Anonymous 3.47 MB GIF delicious 04/08/24(Mon)07:07:32 No.20381545 >bake something that has 2-3 cups of sugar in it >to me it tastes like I could've added 2 more cups of sugar >to other people it tastes delicious and sweet >eat walmart s--- from the bakery like donuts or brownies >tastes super sweet as f--- and Is there something f------ wrong with me? Or is it just that processed foods have copious amounts of corn syrup making it sweeter? Every time I bake and even add EXTRA sugar, it's like I didn't add much sugar at all. : Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)07:08:59 No.20381554 >Is there something f------ wrong with me? You have a case of Americanitus, I'm sorry to break the news but it's terminal

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Anonymous this post has been fact checked by real senseis TRUE 1.89 MB GIF 21 Replies 1 Image 04/08/24(Mon)02:39:50 No.77057301 >boyfriend has extreme anger issues >he tries to put on multiple pairs of socks in a row but they all have holes in them >he screams "WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE F------ HOLES IN THEM! I HATE HAVING F------ HOLES IN MY SOCKS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" >feel very scared View Thread

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