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Anonymous (ID: 4fXGLblf) 150 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)20:26:12 No.458028773 >If you don't mind, i will take 30 seconds or minute to give you short history lesson >proceeds to talk for 30 minutes was this a power move?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 275 KB PNG Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/08/24(Thu)13:54:22 No.666460713 >TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! 02/08/24(Thu)13:55:28 No.666460798 >PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!

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: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)19:27:46 No.193478799 Trudeau.png 655 KB PNG >Wore blackface so many times he can't even keep track >Chills with nazi veterans >Strongman who silences his opponents and freezes their finances >Mocks other cultures by dressing up as caricatures of them >Legalized MAID which provides troons with a legal way to ack themselves >Increases the level of homophobia in Canada by importing hordes of Muslims >And to balance the aforementioned point out, redpills the whites by allowing 3rd world Arab and Indian hordes to swarm the country If a secret recording was leaked showing that Trudeau is actually a secret chud who was playing 4d chess all along to redpill Canada, what would be your reaction?

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Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)16:42:04 No.68216361 >>68216369 >>68216375 >>68216399 >>68216457 >>68216179 >be me >autismo doing calisthrnics at the gym >cute girl approaches me >Hey, do you climb? >err um... w-what? >Are you into rock climbing? >Oh um n-no >Oh, well you look like a climber >heh heh t-thanks? It looks cool I'd like to try it >Oh yeah? There's this great place down the road from here, you should try it sometime >Ok, I'll check it out >*awkward silence* >Well... nice talking to you... >A few minutes later >*face palm* F---, she wanted me to go rock climbing with her Why was I born this way?

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: Anonymous 226 KB JPG 02/07/24(Wed)03:28:34 No.193457970 >regular goods cost 2x compared to the US >housing costs 3x compared to the US >income is 2/3 what the US is >taxes are 1.5x what the US is How the f--- do they afford to live? : Anonymous [+] >>193457970 (OP) # I live with my mom 02/07/24(Wed)03:31:21 No.193458079

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: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)03:37:36 No.70243683 >someone stole my sandwich for one week straight >ask HR for camera recording >it's Ahmed the Islam enjoyer >trap card: activated >make the pork as tendie as possible so it feels like chicken (40gr) >spread bacon grease on the both bread slice (7g) >2 drops of white wine alcohol 139 KB PNG >feed him for 8 months, he even brags about some infidels always prepare lunch for him so far he has consumed 7.680 kg (16.93 lbs) pork, 1.344 kg (2.96 lbs) of bacon grease and 1/9 of vinegar bottle. any Islamic scholars here know how deep in hell he is now?

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Anonymous 207 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)03:55:24 No.76392238 >game goes silent while loading >can hear my sister getting f----- by her boyfriend in the next room >get turned on and start masturbating Why cant I just die in my sleep already

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File: 1673922768675.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1352) Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed)19:32:08 No.193481540 >>193481684 >>193481750 >>193481932 >>193481999 >>193482102 >>193482728 >>193485690 >>193487075 >>193489628 >>193492313 >Be me >Walking down the street earlier today for a c-------- >Two North Eastern Indian gals (like in pic related) were standing in my way. (Mizos usually work food delivery around here and the two gals were in their uniforms). They didn't notice me though. >Instead of getting their attention and asking them to move aside, I walk around them. >The gals start giggling and smiling at me as I pass by. >I awkwardly smile back. >Stop being racist from that point on (notice how I referred to them as north easterners instead of "chinky")

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: Anonymous Ko 02/08/24(Thu)11:33:55 No.76390664 >get job through social services >first day the shortest asian woman I've seen in my life spends half the day talking to me >forces me to download some app so we can talk 82 KB PNG >asks me to marry her after 4 days >I say yes because I literally dont understand what is happening and im completely childlike due to being NEET for so long >starts bringing me food and clothes do I ask my parents for help? I dont understand what she wants. My social worker literally just laughed for 5 minutes after I showed our texts.

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