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Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)16:42:04 No.68216361 >>68216369 >>68216375 >>68216399 >>68216457 >>68216179 >be me >autismo doing calisthrnics at the gym >cute girl approaches me >Hey, do you climb? >err um... w-what? >Are you into rock climbing? >Oh um n-no >Oh, well you look like a climber >heh heh t-thanks? It looks cool I'd like to try it >Oh yeah? There's this great place down the road from here, you should try it sometime >Ok, I'll check it out >*awkward silence* >Well... nice talking to you... >A few minutes later >*face palm* F---, she wanted me to go rock climbing with her Why was I born this way?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 226 KB JPG 02/07/24(Wed)03:28:34 No.193457970 >regular goods cost 2x compared to the US >housing costs 3x compared to the US >income is 2/3 what the US is >taxes are 1.5x what the US is How the f--- do they afford to live? : Anonymous [+] >>193457970 (OP) # I live with my mom 02/07/24(Wed)03:31:21 No.193458079

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: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)03:37:36 No.70243683 >someone stole my sandwich for one week straight >ask HR for camera recording >it's Ahmed the Islam enjoyer >trap card: activated >make the pork as tendie as possible so it feels like chicken (40gr) >spread bacon grease on the both bread slice (7g) >2 drops of white wine alcohol 139 KB PNG >feed him for 8 months, he even brags about some infidels always prepare lunch for him so far he has consumed 7.680 kg (16.93 lbs) pork, 1.344 kg (2.96 lbs) of bacon grease and 1/9 of vinegar bottle. any Islamic scholars here know how deep in hell he is now?

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Anonymous 207 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)03:55:24 No.76392238 >game goes silent while loading >can hear my sister getting f----- by her boyfriend in the next room >get turned on and start masturbating Why cant I just die in my sleep already

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File: 1673922768675.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1352) Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed)19:32:08 No.193481540 >>193481684 >>193481750 >>193481932 >>193481999 >>193482102 >>193482728 >>193485690 >>193487075 >>193489628 >>193492313 >Be me >Walking down the street earlier today for a c-------- >Two North Eastern Indian gals (like in pic related) were standing in my way. (Mizos usually work food delivery around here and the two gals were in their uniforms). They didn't notice me though. >Instead of getting their attention and asking them to move aside, I walk around them. >The gals start giggling and smiling at me as I pass by. >I awkwardly smile back. >Stop being racist from that point on (notice how I referred to them as north easterners instead of "chinky")

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: Anonymous Ko 02/08/24(Thu)11:33:55 No.76390664 >get job through social services >first day the shortest asian woman I've seen in my life spends half the day talking to me >forces me to download some app so we can talk 82 KB PNG >asks me to marry her after 4 days >I say yes because I literally dont understand what is happening and im completely childlike due to being NEET for so long >starts bringing me food and clothes do I ask my parents for help? I dont understand what she wants. My social worker literally just laughed for 5 minutes after I showed our texts.

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Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed) 20:10:40 No.76383562 >>76383583 >>76383620 >>76385151 >>76385167 >>76385661 >>76388069 >>76388615 >>76389248 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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Anonymous 76 KB PNG 2/8/2024, 10:21:28 AM No.83498262 > Be me, Anon > Decide to take my best friend to a cosplay convention as a bonding experience > Friend is a huge Fate fan and decides to cosplay as Astolfo > Never really thought about it but damn, he looks cute in that outfit > Convention is lit, we check out all the booths and even snag some rare merch > Friend gets a lot of attention from fellow Fate fans, I can tell he's loving it > As the day goes on, we both start to get a little turned on by all the sexy cosplay > But we push those thoughts aside and focus on having a good time > Head back to my place to chill after a long day > Friend is still in his Astolfo cosplay and it's doing things to me > We start talking about the day and how we both got turned on by the cosplay > Suddenly, without warning, I grab my friend and start kissing him > He's surprised at first but quickly reciprocates > Things escalate quickly and before I know it, we're in my bedroom > Friend still in his Astolfo cosplay, I can't believe how sexy he looks > We both realize we've been harboring hidden feelings for each other > We f--- like wild animals, with my friend still in his Astolfo cosplay > It's nothing short of mind-blowing > Ever since that day, my friend has been dressing up as Astolfo whenever we're together > I can't get enough, it's like a never-ending cosplay fantasy come to life > Who knew a simple cosplay convention could lead to such an amazing and unexpected experience > Anon and Astolfo, a match made in cosplay heaven. > Pick unrelated Anyone have similar expiriences, fellow anons?

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:Anonymous Oh, I just hate being a Korean(...) 02/07/24(Wed)10:38:21 >Many Koreans got mad after losing a soccer game against Jordan and some people suicide after the game with 0 effective shooting. No.193470020 > People on the street are sensitive because of the losing soccer. Why we are like this? The total dystopia of the whole world. 34 KB JPG :Anonymous >>193470020 (OP) # gg koreabro >>193470048 # 02/07/24(Wed)10:39:00 No.193470025

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13m (2/8 1:33) · 76387546 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 594KB (734 × 900) · Screenshot_20221215_220730_com.google.android.youtube.png 1 Reply I want your feedback to see if this is a realistic way of "going missing" that I'm considering >Save up enough money to be able to go on a vacation to any sort of area near the sea/ocean >Once there, rent a vehicle that can transport me across water (probably a jetski) >Swim as far away from the shore as possible >Stab myself a few times and throw myself into the water, so I can bleed out and the water can help decompose my corpse quicker so it's not recognizable if it winds up being found >"Mysteriously disappear"

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