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: Anonymous Ko 02/08/24(Thu)11:33:55 No.76390664 >get job through social services >first day the shortest asian woman I've seen in my life spends half the day talking to me >forces me to download some app so we can talk 82 KB PNG >asks me to marry her after 4 days >I say yes because I literally dont understand what is happening and im completely childlike due to being NEET for so long >starts bringing me food and clothes do I ask my parents for help? I dont understand what she wants. My social worker literally just laughed for 5 minutes after I showed our texts.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed) 20:10:40 No.76383562 >>76383583 >>76383620 >>76385151 >>76385167 >>76385661 >>76388069 >>76388615 >>76389248 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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Anonymous 76 KB PNG 2/8/2024, 10:21:28 AM No.83498262 > Be me, Anon > Decide to take my best friend to a cosplay convention as a bonding experience > Friend is a huge Fate fan and decides to cosplay as Astolfo > Never really thought about it but damn, he looks cute in that outfit > Convention is lit, we check out all the booths and even snag some rare merch > Friend gets a lot of attention from fellow Fate fans, I can tell he's loving it > As the day goes on, we both start to get a little turned on by all the sexy cosplay > But we push those thoughts aside and focus on having a good time > Head back to my place to chill after a long day > Friend is still in his Astolfo cosplay and it's doing things to me > We start talking about the day and how we both got turned on by the cosplay > Suddenly, without warning, I grab my friend and start kissing him > He's surprised at first but quickly reciprocates > Things escalate quickly and before I know it, we're in my bedroom > Friend still in his Astolfo cosplay, I can't believe how sexy he looks > We both realize we've been harboring hidden feelings for each other > We f--- like wild animals, with my friend still in his Astolfo cosplay > It's nothing short of mind-blowing > Ever since that day, my friend has been dressing up as Astolfo whenever we're together > I can't get enough, it's like a never-ending cosplay fantasy come to life > Who knew a simple cosplay convention could lead to such an amazing and unexpected experience > Anon and Astolfo, a match made in cosplay heaven. > Pick unrelated Anyone have similar expiriences, fellow anons?

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:Anonymous Oh, I just hate being a Korean(...) 02/07/24(Wed)10:38:21 >Many Koreans got mad after losing a soccer game against Jordan and some people suicide after the game with 0 effective shooting. No.193470020 > People on the street are sensitive because of the losing soccer. Why we are like this? The total dystopia of the whole world. 34 KB JPG :Anonymous >>193470020 (OP) # gg koreabro >>193470048 # 02/07/24(Wed)10:39:00 No.193470025

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13m (2/8 1:33) · 76387546 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 594KB (734 × 900) · Screenshot_20221215_220730_com.google.android.youtube.png 1 Reply I want your feedback to see if this is a realistic way of "going missing" that I'm considering >Save up enough money to be able to go on a vacation to any sort of area near the sea/ocean >Once there, rent a vehicle that can transport me across water (probably a jetski) >Swim as far away from the shore as possible >Stab myself a few times and throw myself into the water, so I can bleed out and the water can help decompose my corpse quicker so it's not recognizable if it winds up being found >"Mysteriously disappear"

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Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)21:46:00 No.262730297 > be me > 19 > work at grocery store > get assigned to stock the baby food aisle > boring af > decide to rearrange the jars into shapes > make a pyramid out of the apple sauce jars > suddenly hear a voice behind me > "hey, nice work" > turn around > it's the manager > ohshit.jpg > he's smiling > "if you're gonna mess around, at least make it look good" > he starts rearranging the jars into a smiley face > we spend the next 15 minutes making different shapes out of baby food > never had so much fun at work > manager gives me a high five > feels good man

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)23:29:21 No.177907579 ITT: inaccurate movie details that make the film unwatchable >at 50:35 in "It' (2017) a LEGO model with lime parts is dropped. 2x2 slopes in lime were not released until 2010. "It" is set in 1989. For f---- sake, is that piece 4650630 7that came out in 2010 even though this scene is in 1989??? DING DING BING DING DING BING DING BING DING H

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: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)21:40:40 No.76383562 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically 12 KB JPG competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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Anonymous 2/7/2024, 10:09:58 AM No.48668592 4 KB JPEG > be me > in school > deathly afraid of fire drills > sometimes chilling in class and just having the thought of that f------ buzzer going off > one day > teacher says that a fire drill will happen sometime today > ohfuck.png > go to the bathroom and start freaking the f--- out > idea.jpeg > put on some white noise > white noise is loud enough to block out all noise > on my way back to class > teacher stops me >cant make out what shes saying > realize shes telling me to take out my headphones > ohwell.jpg > the second i take them out: > BEEEEEP > the f------ fire drill went off right after > squeal like a girl > piss myself f--- fire drills

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> Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

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