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File: 1673922768675.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1352) Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed)19:32:08 No.193481540 >>193481684 >>193481750 >>193481932 >>193481999 >>193482102 >>193482728 >>193485690 >>193487075 >>193489628 >>193492313 >Be me >Walking down the street earlier today for a c-------- >Two North Eastern Indian gals (like in pic related) were standing in my way. (Mizos usually work food delivery around here and the two gals were in their uniforms). They didn't notice me though. >Instead of getting their attention and asking them to move aside, I walk around them. >The gals start giggling and smiling at me as I pass by. >I awkwardly smile back. >Stop being racist from that point on (notice how I referred to them as north easterners instead of "chinky")

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous Ko 02/08/24(Thu)11:33:55 No.76390664 >get job through social services >first day the shortest asian woman I've seen in my life spends half the day talking to me >forces me to download some app so we can talk 82 KB PNG >asks me to marry her after 4 days >I say yes because I literally dont understand what is happening and im completely childlike due to being NEET for so long >starts bringing me food and clothes do I ask my parents for help? I dont understand what she wants. My social worker literally just laughed for 5 minutes after I showed our texts.

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Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed) 20:10:40 No.76383562 >>76383583 >>76383620 >>76385151 >>76385167 >>76385661 >>76388069 >>76388615 >>76389248 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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Anonymous 76 KB PNG 2/8/2024, 10:21:28 AM No.83498262 > Be me, Anon > Decide to take my best friend to a cosplay convention as a bonding experience > Friend is a huge Fate fan and decides to cosplay as Astolfo > Never really thought about it but damn, he looks cute in that outfit > Convention is lit, we check out all the booths and even snag some rare merch > Friend gets a lot of attention from fellow Fate fans, I can tell he's loving it > As the day goes on, we both start to get a little turned on by all the sexy cosplay > But we push those thoughts aside and focus on having a good time > Head back to my place to chill after a long day > Friend is still in his Astolfo cosplay and it's doing things to me > We start talking about the day and how we both got turned on by the cosplay > Suddenly, without warning, I grab my friend and start kissing him > He's surprised at first but quickly reciprocates > Things escalate quickly and before I know it, we're in my bedroom > Friend still in his Astolfo cosplay, I can't believe how sexy he looks > We both realize we've been harboring hidden feelings for each other > We f--- like wild animals, with my friend still in his Astolfo cosplay > It's nothing short of mind-blowing > Ever since that day, my friend has been dressing up as Astolfo whenever we're together > I can't get enough, it's like a never-ending cosplay fantasy come to life > Who knew a simple cosplay convention could lead to such an amazing and unexpected experience > Anon and Astolfo, a match made in cosplay heaven. > Pick unrelated Anyone have similar expiriences, fellow anons?

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:Anonymous Oh, I just hate being a Korean(...) 02/07/24(Wed)10:38:21 >Many Koreans got mad after losing a soccer game against Jordan and some people suicide after the game with 0 effective shooting. No.193470020 > People on the street are sensitive because of the losing soccer. Why we are like this? The total dystopia of the whole world. 34 KB JPG :Anonymous >>193470020 (OP) # gg koreabro >>193470048 # 02/07/24(Wed)10:39:00 No.193470025

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13m (2/8 1:33) · 76387546 - 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 594KB (734 × 900) · Screenshot_20221215_220730_com.google.android.youtube.png 1 Reply I want your feedback to see if this is a realistic way of "going missing" that I'm considering >Save up enough money to be able to go on a vacation to any sort of area near the sea/ocean >Once there, rent a vehicle that can transport me across water (probably a jetski) >Swim as far away from the shore as possible >Stab myself a few times and throw myself into the water, so I can bleed out and the water can help decompose my corpse quicker so it's not recognizable if it winds up being found >"Mysteriously disappear"

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Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)21:46:00 No.262730297 > be me > 19 > work at grocery store > get assigned to stock the baby food aisle > boring af > decide to rearrange the jars into shapes > make a pyramid out of the apple sauce jars > suddenly hear a voice behind me > "hey, nice work" > turn around > it's the manager > ohshit.jpg > he's smiling > "if you're gonna mess around, at least make it look good" > he starts rearranging the jars into a smiley face > we spend the next 15 minutes making different shapes out of baby food > never had so much fun at work > manager gives me a high five > feels good man

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)23:29:21 No.177907579 ITT: inaccurate movie details that make the film unwatchable >at 50:35 in "It' (2017) a LEGO model with lime parts is dropped. 2x2 slopes in lime were not released until 2010. "It" is set in 1989. For f---- sake, is that piece 4650630 7that came out in 2010 even though this scene is in 1989??? DING DING BING DING DING BING DING BING DING H

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Anon is perfectly average | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)21:40:40 No.76383562 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically 12 KB JPG competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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Anonymous 2/7/2024, 10:09:58 AM No.48668592 4 KB JPEG > be me > in school > deathly afraid of fire drills > sometimes chilling in class and just having the thought of that f------ buzzer going off > one day > teacher says that a fire drill will happen sometime today > ohfuck.png > go to the bathroom and start freaking the f--- out > idea.jpeg > put on some white noise > white noise is loud enough to block out all noise > on my way back to class > teacher stops me >cant make out what shes saying > realize shes telling me to take out my headphones > ohwell.jpg > the second i take them out: > BEEEEEP > the f------ fire drill went off right after > squeal like a girl > piss myself f--- fire drills

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> Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

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File: 1673922768675.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1352) Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed)19:32:08 No.193481540 >>193481684 >>193481750 >>193481932 >>193481999 >>193482102 >>193482728 >>193485690 >>193487075 >>193489628 >>193492313 >Be me >Walking down the street earlier today for a c-------- >Two North Eastern Indian gals (like in pic related) were standing in my way. (Mizos usually work food delivery around here and the two gals were in their uniforms). They didn't notice me though. >Instead of getting their attention and asking them to move aside, I walk around them. >The gals start giggling and smiling at me as I pass by. >I awkwardly smile back. >Stop being racist from that point on (notice how I referred to them as north easterners instead of "chinky")

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