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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)16:31:59 No.19064425 >go to grocery store at 8am after having been drinking the past 12 hours >awkwardly stumble around, need to get more beer so i can pass out >try to lift crate of bottles, the cardboard tears and spill glass and beer all over the aisle >quickly grab cheap s--- cans and run out of the aisle >realize i need to buy more than just beer at 8am on a wednesday or they will judge me >grab random carton of blueberries, spill them all over the produce section >run to self checkout and hear "DAMMIT" from back of the store >never return 03/18/23(Sat)16:35:52 No.19064433 : Anonymous >>19064425 (OP) # Pick up after yourself, you sad sack of s---. And get your s--- together, being a loser isn't charming

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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