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: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 1673922768675.jpg (157 KB, 1080x1352) Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed)19:32:08 No.193481540 >>193481684 >>193481750 >>193481932 >>193481999 >>193482102 >>193482728 >>193485690 >>193487075 >>193489628 >>193492313 >Be me >Walking down the street earlier today for a c-------- >Two North Eastern Indian gals (like in pic related) were standing in my way. (Mizos usually work food delivery around here and the two gals were in their uniforms). They didn't notice me though. >Instead of getting their attention and asking them to move aside, I walk around them. >The gals start giggling and smiling at me as I pass by. >I awkwardly smile back. >Stop being racist from that point on (notice how I referred to them as north easterners instead of "chinky")

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