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THE JOE ROGAN ENCE t7u1uxv6y9f11.jpg 59 KB JPG >Look Joe, name one animal that could stand a chance against me 1v1. Silverback, tiger, rhino you name it. Get us in a ring and I will maul them to death. It's simple as that.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous Life Hacks 07/23/19(Tue)11:10:55 No.53534008 >be me >Go to twitch >make a new account with real name >Search for low viewer female streamers. 147 KB PNG >Click follow. >9 of 10 times she will say my name and some qt s--- >save the clip Everytime i need some human interaction i just open a video of a qt3.14 saying my name Mfw i cheated the system.

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: Anonymous 07/26/19(Fri)01:01:59 No.805554270 >be me >going to college next month >quitting job tomorrow >work at best buy >hey anon what would be a good laptop for autocad >I mumble "f--- off" just loud enough for 69 KB JPG her to hear >she goes to manager >I deny everything and he f------ believes me and has the girl taken out by the cops cause she started to make a scene >MFW quitting tomorrow

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: Anonymous 2.17 MB GIF 04/26/23 (Wed)11:22:47 No.73098533 >>73098625 # >feel lonely >watch p--- >feel gross : Anonymous >>73098533 (OP) # Stupid frog f----- you will burn in hell for your wickedness. 04/26/23(Wed)11:28:18 No.73098569

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>don't get female attention for a bit >Feel like a loser incel >Have sexual contact with girl >Feel like invincible God King How do I feel like an invincible God King all the time?

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: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them.

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: Anonymous 168 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat)12:41:45 No.73052953 >be me, going to work >packed train but managed to secure a seat >somewhat long ride, so decide to play some vidya >fire up some good ol' pixel gun 3d >play survival for as many rounds as I can >the woman next to me keeps glancing at my phone, idk why >realize it's because of the pet mammoth I named "hairy n-----" >I close the game and put my phone back in my pocket for the remainder of the ride. Thank god my company doesn't have company shirts or else she would have probably called my boss, and I would have been f-----.

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Anonymous 4/25/2023, 10:13:41 PM No.65351361 2442 KB JPEG > Today was a day many customers came to our counter. Didn't fail to remember every single one's name (they're mostly all regulars) > Woman co-worker notices > ~"How do you remember so many names Anon, what's your secret?" > Me, smiling sheepishly: > "Well, the first time I meet someone, I repeat their name back to them after they introduce themselves. Then when I get home I write their name down in a journal in my room." > Woman: "Haha, kinda weird, so how many people do you know? > Me, still smiling: > "I've written 937 names in my journal. :)" > "That's kinda creepy Anon" What'd I do wrong?

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File: C96A4C66-6EC3-4137-A643-C(...).jpg (198 KB, 750x727) you're on drugs mom me showing clear symptoms of being a capybara Want to kill myself because of college regret Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)00:49:15 No.28816996 >>28817016 >>28817458 >>28817891 >>28819168 >>28819370 >>28820328 Majored in marketing and discovered every lunatic superficial retarded female bully I had from highschool also majored in marketing and now I literally want to kill myself bc I don't even like marketing. This field is anyways associated with moronic salespeople and people who literally upload memes on an instagram page for a living I legit want to die now i'm too broke to study something else

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Anonymous 201 KB JPG 04/24/23 (Mon)23:57:06 No.898178214 1 Reply >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation View Thread

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12 KB JPG >women get mad if you don't show an interest >women just string you along if you do

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