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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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BOTTOMLESS PIT 113 KB JPG >be me 25 man >be in commuted relationship with beautiful 25 woman >be at doctors office >see 13-15 girl enter waiting room >instantly think she's hot as f---, huge ass nice t--- >uh oh why did I think that >remember I love my woman who is 25 >think about f------ girl in waiting room >know it's wrong and stop thinking about it >still looked at her ass and was attracted to her >am I a p---?

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04/25/23(Tue)13:48:59 No.73090921 >h--- sapiens have existed for 200,000 years >h--- erectus (stop laughing) existed for 1.5 million years >australopithecus lived for at least 700,000 years >this goes back for 4 billion years >my bloodline has been an ever-evolving thing for 4 billion years >i cant get laid Anonymous 23 KB JPG lol 7 Replies View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)14:12:15 No.73091147 Anonymous >>73090921 (OP) # Don't feel bad. The bloodline continues. Just not with you.

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File: 8E1BDAC8-234A-47DC-B96E-0(...).jpg (246 KB, 828x618) Why are Indians so horny? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)14:19:45 No.73091228 >>73091294 >walk around mall with mom >she wears a sweatshirt with some cleavage showing >every male we encounter behaves like a normal human >pajeets are starring down at her t--- shamelessly >entire groups of pajeets are starring at us now and talking between themselves ms >eventually mom gets uncomfortable and we leave the mall Why are pajeets so desperate? Not even Arabs straight from the Middle East behave this way!

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Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP) >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke

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File: 1682440282600873.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:01:49 No.635245550 ► >>635245642 >>635245728 >>635245815 >>635245859 >>635245923 >>635246880 >>635246964 >>635246978 >>635247053 >>635247110 >>635247480 >>635247549 >>635247646 >>635247703 >>635248020 >>635248030 >>635248502 >>635248578 >>635248970 >>635249528 >>635249658 >>635249790 >>635249935 >>635250136 >humanity on the brink of extinction >main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race Why do sony games do this? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:05:19 No.635245805 >>635247159 >>635247250 >>635247293 >>635247927 >>635248049 >>635248780 >>635248951 >>635249205 >white race is on the brink of extinction >white guys decide to shitpost on a image board all day instead of continuing their race Why are you like this?

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Real anime moment #1, No. 28824228 4/25/23 5:02:41 AM daitobg JPG 604x338 50.9 kB >Be me >25 yold, taking care of my 13 yo stepsister while her mom and my dad ain't there >I'm busy cooking souper >She's doing some tiktok dance in the kitchen. >She slip on some water >I catch her as she was about to dive face first on the floor >My hand grab her boobs by accident. >I tell her it was an accident and that I was just trying to save her >She later goes on to tell her parents. >l explain to them what happened. >They all think I'm lying >They think I'm a p--- and now they no longer talk to me W-- should I do?

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Anonymous 198 KB JPG 04/25/23(Tue) 13:53:03 No.898199282 >become a papa two days ago >it's a girl >flashbacks to a dozen women in the last decade that I "dated" then had sex with and ghosted I hate myself so much for what I did to those women men are truly the filthiest dirtiest species my daughter has come into a world of unregulated predators where everyone is programmed to believe that "dating" is a way to find love in reality, it's a way for men to use women for sex and then leave them emotionally scarred for life with trust issues I hate myself and I am scared for my daughter can we go back to 1800s where a man will only come near my daughter after he marries her

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Anonymous (ID: In7TEvoo 04/25/23(Tue)13:13:15 No.424804491 >>424801859 (OP) # c-- Anonymous (ID: y+3ybn9m) e 04/25/23(Tue)13:13:47 No.424804539 >>424801859 (OP) # thats a cry for help. Also i wud beat the piss out of her and take away her phone if she was my mom

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Anonymous 39 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 73089839 >grandma has dementia >like it's real bad she can't comprehend almost anything >must do something to help her out >set up a small speaker near her bed >everynight when she's sleeping, it plays some verses from the Bible >one day she just stops reacting completely >doctor says her neurons and synapses stop responding due to stress >basically she is in the vegetative state now did I just mind break my grandma?

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Anonymous lone office wanderer 35 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)07:46:19 No.897855306 >go to office >only person there except a 100 year old f--- with ancient laptop >30 empty chairs/monitors >leave at lunch >go to office next day >literally only person there >leave at lunch >hurt knee tendon at gym >work fully remote next day >end of week receive email >"in-office attendance is integral to company culture and performance. Please ensure you are in-office 3 days per week minimum" >profits up 15% over last year is HR retarded? what the f--- does me badging into a building for like 3 hours/3x a week have to do with anything?

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