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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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BOTTOMLESS PIT 113 KB JPG >be me 25 man >be in commuted relationship with beautiful 25 woman >be at doctors office >see 13-15 girl enter waiting room >instantly think she's hot as f---, huge ass nice t--- >uh oh why did I think that >remember I love my woman who is 25 >think about f------ girl in waiting room >know it's wrong and stop thinking about it >still looked at her ass and was attracted to her >am I a p---?

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04/25/23(Tue)13:48:59 No.73090921 >h--- sapiens have existed for 200,000 years >h--- erectus (stop laughing) existed for 1.5 million years >australopithecus lived for at least 700,000 years >this goes back for 4 billion years >my bloodline has been an ever-evolving thing for 4 billion years >i cant get laid Anonymous 23 KB JPG lol 7 Replies View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)14:12:15 No.73091147 Anonymous >>73090921 (OP) # Don't feel bad. The bloodline continues. Just not with you.

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File: 8E1BDAC8-234A-47DC-B96E-0(...).jpg (246 KB, 828x618) Why are Indians so horny? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)14:19:45 No.73091228 >>73091294 >walk around mall with mom >she wears a sweatshirt with some cleavage showing >every male we encounter behaves like a normal human >pajeets are starring down at her t--- shamelessly >entire groups of pajeets are starring at us now and talking between themselves ms >eventually mom gets uncomfortable and we leave the mall Why are pajeets so desperate? Not even Arabs straight from the Middle East behave this way!

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Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP) >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke

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File: 1682440282600873.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:01:49 No.635245550 ► >>635245642 >>635245728 >>635245815 >>635245859 >>635245923 >>635246880 >>635246964 >>635246978 >>635247053 >>635247110 >>635247480 >>635247549 >>635247646 >>635247703 >>635248020 >>635248030 >>635248502 >>635248578 >>635248970 >>635249528 >>635249658 >>635249790 >>635249935 >>635250136 >humanity on the brink of extinction >main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race Why do sony games do this? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:05:19 No.635245805 >>635247159 >>635247250 >>635247293 >>635247927 >>635248049 >>635248780 >>635248951 >>635249205 >white race is on the brink of extinction >white guys decide to shitpost on a image board all day instead of continuing their race Why are you like this?

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Anonymous 39 minutes ago 2 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 73089839 >grandma has dementia >like it's real bad she can't comprehend almost anything >must do something to help her out >set up a small speaker near her bed >everynight when she's sleeping, it plays some verses from the Bible >one day she just stops reacting completely >doctor says her neurons and synapses stop responding due to stress >basically she is in the vegetative state now did I just mind break my grandma?

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