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Anonymous 68 KB JPG 06/08/18(Fri)20:00:19 No.770999677 How does this make you feel /b/? : Anonymous >>770999677 (OP) # Happy, I love dogs 06/08/18(Fri)20:00:54 No.770999714

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon is grooming the homies as a joke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 129 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:51 No.27306366 >Every time a homie's birthday rolls around I ask them for their measurements >Buy them a cosplay of their waifu or shimakaze >As a joke of course >They will laugh at it while thanking me >They will get curious and put it on in private >I will jokingly ask them for pics >They will jokingly send them to me I am grooming the homies

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Anon became rich | /r/Greentext

53 KB JPG >Be me, 19 >See my friend reading those 'how to get rich', 'how to become a millionaire' books >Tell him the best way to become a millionaire is simply to write a book about 'how to become a millionaire' >He laughs at me >Take up the challenge >Start writing my book >Mainly just copy and paste general information from google >It gets published >HolySh*t.exe >Promote the book via social media etc >Ret*rds start buying the book knowing very well they won't even apply the information to their life will probably forget everything they read in two weeks >Sales explode >HolySh*t.exe >2 years later, multi millionaire, wrote a couple more books which didn't do as well but no complaints from me 1

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Anon epiphanizes Wakanda | /r/Greentext

"B-but Wakanda IS real! It's INSIDE us!" Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)16:25:41 No.177538201 ► >White man creates fictional black country of Wakanda >Black people latch onto and make fictional country entire identity >White people propogate this and continue to write Wakanda comics to keep black people under control. >Black people continue to eat it up and consider it "diversity" and "empowerment" But Wakanda is sooo empowering to black people, right?

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anon is jealous to get attention from guys | /r/Greentext

File: 1331359893645.jpg (37 KB, 231x251) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)15:21:30 No.71230406 >make friends with a stacy from my job >within 1 month she starts showing me texts from other men who tried to hit on her >shows me texts from her two stalkers as well >including one that messages her every single week and she doesnt respond >hes been doing this for 4 years >tells me about another guy that followed her from job to job >tells me about the random encounters every time she goes out and gets hit on Am I supposed to feel sympathy? I don't. I feel an incessant disgust for women like this. F--- you for getting attention even if it's creepy. [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/1

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Anon thought women were just a meme | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.5812265. >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme

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Anon's free weightloss program | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LTGpIUS) 10/30/14(Thu)13:00:58 No.576660916 ► >>576661060 >>576661213 File: 123121.jpg (127 KB, 500x667) You know what would be funny as f---: >Track down one of these extreme fatfucks, shouldn't be too hard to spot them >drug them down using horse-tranquelizer >use forklift to put them into the back of your van >drive to "the location" >an empty building with a drained pool >drop f------ down into pool >they wake up >you've successfully trapped a f------ >even though the height of the ledge in the shallow end is just 1 meter, it's impossible for them to get up >watch them waddle around ranting about thin priveledge >All there is in the pool is a hole at the bottom to s--- in >every day you bring in a bag of mcdonalds and some salad >throw the salad to the f------ while sitting nearby(where they can watch) feasting upon their lifeforce >eventually one day, they get light enough to climb out of the pool >at the first sight of them doing that, I will shoot them with another tranquelizer >put them in van and dump them back near some random houses where they can get help >All thats left from me is in their pocket >a note >"If you ever ecome that fat again, you'll be back. But with no light, no food and no s-------" >repeat with next fattie >One day I may even manage to get a f------ that wants to learn after me >l effectivly become jigsaw >I need my student to take up after me as police will one day get me >in the police station they realise I'm wearing a mask >they rip it off >I'm actually an anteater >outside the juristiction of law >released on legal default >mfw

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Anon "Needs" to Lose Weight... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG >b-but it's not healthy Don't care >b-but it's gonna be mostly water weight! Don't care >b-but its harmful to your health Don't care >b-but... Don't care How do I lose 1 kilo every 2 days while still staying alive? Anonymous >>69154669 (OP) # you could try cutting off your arm Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:43:38 No.69154669 I need to lose 15 kilos in 30 days >>69154676 # >>69156216 # Anonymous >>69154698 # Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:32 No.69154675 >>69154690 # >>69154707 # >>69154757 # >>69154698 # 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:57 No.69154676 12/04/22(Sun)19:45:27 No.69154685 12/04/22(Sun)19:46:34 No.69154690 >>69154676 # >don't care if it's harmful to your health >but no physical danger must come to you You could scoop out your brain, it's only half a kilo but you aren't using it anyway

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At least anon's not attracted to minors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 815 KB PNG 12/01/22(Thu)17:03:37 No.71210116 >go on tiktok >all the girls there are w----- and sluts >FYP starts to show me a girl with no views >she seems very sweet and just showing off her nerdy art >dresses like an elf and rps as a shopkeeper >follow her cuz she's wholesome >one video pops up talking about middle age men trying to talk to her >is middle age but hasn't talked to her >find out she's underage >unfollow her immediately First "femcels" on there larping and trying to trick me they hate men and now the actual interesting and wholesome girl is just a kid. F--- this world i thought she was like 19 or 20 but nope of course there is a catch

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Anon hates hypocricy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)14:18:47 No.890230878 >Watch people have sex online 15 KB JPG >Perfectly acceptable, some call it healthy, only christcucks are upset >Watch people have sex in real life >Instantly get called a cuck, a pervert, or a home invader Why are people such massive hypocrites?

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Anon plays Assassin's Creed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autistic Moments 03/24/21 (Wed)15:43:04 No.62897044 279 KB PNG Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

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Anon takes the tony-pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)01:02:06 No.71265935 903 KB JPG why don't more of us admire tony soprano? >Takes what he wants when he wants >Is extremely charismatic and can hold a conversation and be liked by nearly anyone >Never once is it unrealistic that this fat balding man frequently seduces women hundreds of times more attractive than him >Is decisive, self-assured, confident, and intelligent >Does not quiver and shrink back at a potential threat, never once did he show weakness to someone trying to humiliate or undermine him I really want to start tony soprano-maxxing, no joke. i wish i had half his confidence

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I thought American being bad at geography was just a meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GUG8aSBi ) [ 12/05/22(Mon)13:51:49 No.407142646 >>407140511 (OP) # >be mutt >bad at geography along with every other subject >think it's some conspiracy against you >>407142920 # : Anonymous (ID: B7rLDziY 12/05/22(Mon)13:55:48 No.407142920 >>407142646 # Says the country shaped like a shoe lol >>407143126 # >>407143741 # : Anonymous (ID: 2R3|pacM) 12/05/22(Mon)13:59:19 No.407143126 >>407142920 # I am embarrassed for you anon. Delete this.

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