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: Anonymous Autistic Moments 03/24/21 (Wed)15:43:04 No.62897044 279 KB PNG Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)01:02:06 No.71265935 903 KB JPG why don't more of us admire tony soprano? >Takes what he wants when he wants >Is extremely charismatic and can hold a conversation and be liked by nearly anyone >Never once is it unrealistic that this fat balding man frequently seduces women hundreds of times more attractive than him >Is decisive, self-assured, confident, and intelligent >Does not quiver and shrink back at a potential threat, never once did he show weakness to someone trying to humiliate or undermine him I really want to start tony soprano-maxxing, no joke. i wish i had half his confidence

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: Anonymous (ID: GUG8aSBi ) [ 12/05/22(Mon)13:51:49 No.407142646 >>407140511 (OP) # >be mutt >bad at geography along with every other subject >think it's some conspiracy against you >>407142920 # : Anonymous (ID: B7rLDziY 12/05/22(Mon)13:55:48 No.407142920 >>407142646 # Says the country shaped like a shoe lol >>407143126 # >>407143741 # : Anonymous (ID: 2R3|pacM) 12/05/22(Mon)13:59:19 No.407143126 >>407142920 # I am embarrassed for you anon. Delete this.

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[Request] Long greentext story, anon was abroad and reports how african religion is some kind of christian voodoo adaptation. OG greetext was racist af, orders of magnitude above pic related. Basically a whole essay on how the whole culture doesn't allow

: Anonymous (ID: F3fR4SEY 9 KB GIF 01/31/21(Sun)18:14:01 No.306039359 >travel abroad they said >discover new cultures they said >meet new people they said >you'll see we're all the same on the inside they said I spent a total of 2 years traveling the globe and every country I've been to just a little bit more has made me hate

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File: 564564564897687.jpg (13 KB, 254x198) FFFFFFF FFFFFFF FFFFFF Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)20:13:43 No.890208222 >Be in a coma since 2009 >Wake up >Go to this website >Find out it's been replaced by soulless recreations of rageface called "Soyjacks" >/b/ is even s------- than before >mfw UUUU What can I do to induce another coma? UUUU UUUU- FFFUU บบบบ UUUU

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: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 12/03/22(Sat)23:33:54 No.890158961 Why wasn't the first game called Quarter Life? The second game should be Half Life and the third game Three Quarters Life and the final game Full Life. F--- you Valve.

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oldzoomer.jpg 136 KB JPG >>617848234 (OP) # >>617849716 # prettycooltim >fortnite & battle royale was da s--- back then bruh so much nostalgia cuh >kidz deez days r missin out fr fr no cap

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Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)19:51:46 No.134321853 >>134321862 10d.png (134 KB, 974x998) google yandex iqdb wait >What's this! >*shifts mass* >Could it be? A movie made for children?! >*moves lard ass a little* >What is this absolute GARBAGE! They made a movie, for children!

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File: 0ECF50FC-8282-4A8A-A3A9-2(...).jpg (107 KB, 903x649) Starting to rethink everything bros Anonymous (ID: KD0z9SEZ) 12/01/22(Thu)15:59:18 No.406704146 >>406704233 >>406704258 >>406704275 >>406704337 >>406704375 >>406704398 >>406704494 >>406704504 >>406704581 >>406704604 >>406704633 >>406704694 >>406704717 >>406704802 >>406704897 >>406704968 >>406705107 >>406705169 >>406705265 >>406705365 >>406705498 >>406705855 >>406705920 >>406705969 >>406705970 >>406705985 >>406706099 >>406706656 >>406706683 >>406706998 >>406707117 >>406707249 >>406707262 >>406707431 >>406707447 >>406707531 >>406709369 >>406709464 INFOWAR >the most prominent person on Earth who shares my beliefs is a totally unhinged maniac >his inner circle is a gay p--- and an autistic Mexican Really starting to think I'm on the losing side here if I'm honest.

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: Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)11:23:51 No.71264467 >Anon asked the great philosopher: are small breasts better, or large? >The great philosopher replied: suppose you had $100 in bills, and $100 in coins, which would weigh more? 9 KB JPG >The coins! Anon said. >Ahh, the great philosopher responded, but which would have the greater value? >Anon was enlightened.

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: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 12/04/22(Sun)08:10:09 No.69151888 >>69150921 # >minding my own business at work >qt comes up to me, I had a crush on her for a while but she only talks to me when she needs something >I'm basically her beta orbiter >"Anon, could you do this assignment for me please? I'd appreciate it if you were done by Monday, thanks!" >not today, c--- >I look her in the eye and say "no" >between surprised stutters she asks me why >tell her that she's a mere 8/10 at best and getting in the way of my sigma male grindset >she gets angry and yells "Keep that up and I'm docking your pay!" >yell back "Keep that up and I'm docking my d--- in your mouth!" >she's too stunned to reply, I walk away She's been calling me all weekend but I don't pick it up. Women really don't want you unless you treat them like trash, huh?

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Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)18:25:29 No.174607615 5DB1F31A-1075-4DB4-B704-AA434F25F62E.png 1.9 MB PNG this is my country's new intercontinental bomber. we worked very hard to build it. please say something nice about it.

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