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Anonymous 58 KB JPG >b-but it's not healthy Don't care >b-but it's gonna be mostly water weight! Don't care >b-but its harmful to your health Don't care >b-but... Don't care How do I lose 1 kilo every 2 days while still staying alive? Anonymous >>69154669 (OP) # you could try cutting off your arm Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:43:38 No.69154669 I need to lose 15 kilos in 30 days >>69154676 # >>69156216 # Anonymous >>69154698 # Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:32 No.69154675 >>69154690 # >>69154707 # >>69154757 # >>69154698 # 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:57 No.69154676 12/04/22(Sun)19:45:27 No.69154685 12/04/22(Sun)19:46:34 No.69154690 >>69154676 # >don't care if it's harmful to your health >but no physical danger must come to you You could scoop out your brain, it's only half a kilo but you aren't using it anyway

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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At least anon's not attracted to minors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 815 KB PNG 12/01/22(Thu)17:03:37 No.71210116 >go on tiktok >all the girls there are w----- and sluts >FYP starts to show me a girl with no views >she seems very sweet and just showing off her nerdy art >dresses like an elf and rps as a shopkeeper >follow her cuz she's wholesome >one video pops up talking about middle age men trying to talk to her >is middle age but hasn't talked to her >find out she's underage >unfollow her immediately First "femcels" on there larping and trying to trick me they hate men and now the actual interesting and wholesome girl is just a kid. F--- this world i thought she was like 19 or 20 but nope of course there is a catch

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Anon hates hypocricy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)14:18:47 No.890230878 >Watch people have sex online 15 KB JPG >Perfectly acceptable, some call it healthy, only christcucks are upset >Watch people have sex in real life >Instantly get called a cuck, a pervert, or a home invader Why are people such massive hypocrites?

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Anon plays Assassin's Creed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autistic Moments 03/24/21 (Wed)15:43:04 No.62897044 279 KB PNG Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

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Anon takes the tony-pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)01:02:06 No.71265935 903 KB JPG why don't more of us admire tony soprano? >Takes what he wants when he wants >Is extremely charismatic and can hold a conversation and be liked by nearly anyone >Never once is it unrealistic that this fat balding man frequently seduces women hundreds of times more attractive than him >Is decisive, self-assured, confident, and intelligent >Does not quiver and shrink back at a potential threat, never once did he show weakness to someone trying to humiliate or undermine him I really want to start tony soprano-maxxing, no joke. i wish i had half his confidence

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I thought American being bad at geography was just a meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GUG8aSBi ) [ 12/05/22(Mon)13:51:49 No.407142646 >>407140511 (OP) # >be mutt >bad at geography along with every other subject >think it's some conspiracy against you >>407142920 # : Anonymous (ID: B7rLDziY 12/05/22(Mon)13:55:48 No.407142920 >>407142646 # Says the country shaped like a shoe lol >>407143126 # >>407143741 # : Anonymous (ID: 2R3|pacM) 12/05/22(Mon)13:59:19 No.407143126 >>407142920 # I am embarrassed for you anon. Delete this.

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[Request] Long greentext story, anon was abroad and reports how african religion is some kind of christian voodoo adaptation. OG greetext was racist af, orders of magnitude above pic related. Basically a whole essay on how the whole culture doesn't allow

: Anonymous (ID: F3fR4SEY 9 KB GIF 01/31/21(Sun)18:14:01 No.306039359 >travel abroad they said >discover new cultures they said >meet new people they said >you'll see we're all the same on the inside they said I spent a total of 2 years traveling the globe and every country I've been to just a little bit more has made me hate

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Anon wakes up | /r/Greentext

File: 564564564897687.jpg (13 KB, 254x198) FFFFFFF FFFFFFF FFFFFF Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)20:13:43 No.890208222 >Be in a coma since 2009 >Wake up >Go to this website >Find out it's been replaced by soulless recreations of rageface called "Soyjacks" >/b/ is even s------- than before >mfw UUUU What can I do to induce another coma? UUUU UUUU- FFFUU บบบบ UUUU

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Anon asks a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 12/03/22(Sat)23:33:54 No.890158961 Why wasn't the first game called Quarter Life? The second game should be Half Life and the third game Three Quarters Life and the final game Full Life. F--- you Valve.

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Anon reflects | /r/Greentext

oldzoomer.jpg 136 KB JPG >>617848234 (OP) # >>617849716 # prettycooltim >fortnite & battle royale was da s--- back then bruh so much nostalgia cuh >kidz deez days r missin out fr fr no cap

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Anon is a manchild | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)19:51:46 No.134321853 >>134321862 10d.png (134 KB, 974x998) google yandex iqdb wait >What's this! >*shifts mass* >Could it be? A movie made for children?! >*moves lard ass a little* >What is this absolute GARBAGE! They made a movie, for children!

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Anon is sad. | /r/Greentext

File: 0ECF50FC-8282-4A8A-A3A9-2(...).jpg (107 KB, 903x649) Starting to rethink everything bros Anonymous (ID: KD0z9SEZ) 12/01/22(Thu)15:59:18 No.406704146 >>406704233 >>406704258 >>406704275 >>406704337 >>406704375 >>406704398 >>406704494 >>406704504 >>406704581 >>406704604 >>406704633 >>406704694 >>406704717 >>406704802 >>406704897 >>406704968 >>406705107 >>406705169 >>406705265 >>406705365 >>406705498 >>406705855 >>406705920 >>406705969 >>406705970 >>406705985 >>406706099 >>406706656 >>406706683 >>406706998 >>406707117 >>406707249 >>406707262 >>406707431 >>406707447 >>406707531 >>406709369 >>406709464 INFOWAR >the most prominent person on Earth who shares my beliefs is a totally unhinged maniac >his inner circle is a gay p--- and an autistic Mexican Really starting to think I'm on the losing side here if I'm honest.

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Anon is a philosopher. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)11:23:51 No.71264467 >Anon asked the great philosopher: are small breasts better, or large? >The great philosopher replied: suppose you had $100 in bills, and $100 in coins, which would weigh more? 9 KB JPG >The coins! Anon said. >Ahh, the great philosopher responded, but which would have the greater value? >Anon was enlightened.

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