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53 KB JPG >Be me, 19 >See my friend reading those 'how to get rich', 'how to become a millionaire' books >Tell him the best way to become a millionaire is simply to write a book about 'how to become a millionaire' >He laughs at me >Take up the challenge >Start writing my book >Mainly just copy and paste general information from google >It gets published >HolySh*t.exe >Promote the book via social media etc >Ret*rds start buying the book knowing very well they won't even apply the information to their life will probably forget everything they read in two weeks >Sales explode >HolySh*t.exe >2 years later, multi millionaire, wrote a couple more books which didn't do as well but no complaints from me 1

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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"B-but Wakanda IS real! It's INSIDE us!" Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)16:25:41 No.177538201 ► >White man creates fictional black country of Wakanda >Black people latch onto and make fictional country entire identity >White people propogate this and continue to write Wakanda comics to keep black people under control. >Black people continue to eat it up and consider it "diversity" and "empowerment" But Wakanda is sooo empowering to black people, right?

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anon is jealous to get attention from guys | /r/Greentext

File: 1331359893645.jpg (37 KB, 231x251) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)15:21:30 No.71230406 >make friends with a stacy from my job >within 1 month she starts showing me texts from other men who tried to hit on her >shows me texts from her two stalkers as well >including one that messages her every single week and she doesnt respond >hes been doing this for 4 years >tells me about another guy that followed her from job to job >tells me about the random encounters every time she goes out and gets hit on Am I supposed to feel sympathy? I don't. I feel an incessant disgust for women like this. F--- you for getting attention even if it's creepy. [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/1

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Anon thought women were just a meme | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 280 KB PNG 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.5812265. >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme

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Anon's free weightloss program | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LTGpIUS) 10/30/14(Thu)13:00:58 No.576660916 ► >>576661060 >>576661213 File: 123121.jpg (127 KB, 500x667) You know what would be funny as f---: >Track down one of these extreme fatfucks, shouldn't be too hard to spot them >drug them down using horse-tranquelizer >use forklift to put them into the back of your van >drive to "the location" >an empty building with a drained pool >drop f------ down into pool >they wake up >you've successfully trapped a f------ >even though the height of the ledge in the shallow end is just 1 meter, it's impossible for them to get up >watch them waddle around ranting about thin priveledge >All there is in the pool is a hole at the bottom to s--- in >every day you bring in a bag of mcdonalds and some salad >throw the salad to the f------ while sitting nearby(where they can watch) feasting upon their lifeforce >eventually one day, they get light enough to climb out of the pool >at the first sight of them doing that, I will shoot them with another tranquelizer >put them in van and dump them back near some random houses where they can get help >All thats left from me is in their pocket >a note >"If you ever ecome that fat again, you'll be back. But with no light, no food and no s-------" >repeat with next fattie >One day I may even manage to get a f------ that wants to learn after me >l effectivly become jigsaw >I need my student to take up after me as police will one day get me >in the police station they realise I'm wearing a mask >they rip it off >I'm actually an anteater >outside the juristiction of law >released on legal default >mfw

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Anonymous 58 KB JPG >b-but it's not healthy Don't care >b-but it's gonna be mostly water weight! Don't care >b-but its harmful to your health Don't care >b-but... Don't care How do I lose 1 kilo every 2 days while still staying alive? Anonymous >>69154669 (OP) # you could try cutting off your arm Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:43:38 No.69154669 I need to lose 15 kilos in 30 days >>69154676 # >>69156216 # Anonymous >>69154698 # Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:32 No.69154675 >>69154690 # >>69154707 # >>69154757 # >>69154698 # 12/04/22(Sun)19:44:57 No.69154676 12/04/22(Sun)19:45:27 No.69154685 12/04/22(Sun)19:46:34 No.69154690 >>69154676 # >don't care if it's harmful to your health >but no physical danger must come to you You could scoop out your brain, it's only half a kilo but you aren't using it anyway

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At least anon's not attracted to minors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 815 KB PNG 12/01/22(Thu)17:03:37 No.71210116 >go on tiktok >all the girls there are w----- and sluts >FYP starts to show me a girl with no views >she seems very sweet and just showing off her nerdy art >dresses like an elf and rps as a shopkeeper >follow her cuz she's wholesome >one video pops up talking about middle age men trying to talk to her >is middle age but hasn't talked to her >find out she's underage >unfollow her immediately First "femcels" on there larping and trying to trick me they hate men and now the actual interesting and wholesome girl is just a kid. F--- this world i thought she was like 19 or 20 but nope of course there is a catch

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Anon hates hypocricy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)14:18:47 No.890230878 >Watch people have sex online 15 KB JPG >Perfectly acceptable, some call it healthy, only christcucks are upset >Watch people have sex in real life >Instantly get called a cuck, a pervert, or a home invader Why are people such massive hypocrites?

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Anon plays Assassin's Creed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autistic Moments 03/24/21 (Wed)15:43:04 No.62897044 279 KB PNG Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

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Anon takes the tony-pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/05/22(Mon)01:02:06 No.71265935 903 KB JPG why don't more of us admire tony soprano? >Takes what he wants when he wants >Is extremely charismatic and can hold a conversation and be liked by nearly anyone >Never once is it unrealistic that this fat balding man frequently seduces women hundreds of times more attractive than him >Is decisive, self-assured, confident, and intelligent >Does not quiver and shrink back at a potential threat, never once did he show weakness to someone trying to humiliate or undermine him I really want to start tony soprano-maxxing, no joke. i wish i had half his confidence

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I thought American being bad at geography was just a meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GUG8aSBi ) [ 12/05/22(Mon)13:51:49 No.407142646 >>407140511 (OP) # >be mutt >bad at geography along with every other subject >think it's some conspiracy against you >>407142920 # : Anonymous (ID: B7rLDziY 12/05/22(Mon)13:55:48 No.407142920 >>407142646 # Says the country shaped like a shoe lol >>407143126 # >>407143741 # : Anonymous (ID: 2R3|pacM) 12/05/22(Mon)13:59:19 No.407143126 >>407142920 # I am embarrassed for you anon. Delete this.

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[Request] Long greentext story, anon was abroad and reports how african religion is some kind of christian voodoo adaptation. OG greetext was racist af, orders of magnitude above pic related. Basically a whole essay on how the whole culture doesn't allow

: Anonymous (ID: F3fR4SEY 9 KB GIF 01/31/21(Sun)18:14:01 No.306039359 >travel abroad they said >discover new cultures they said >meet new people they said >you'll see we're all the same on the inside they said I spent a total of 2 years traveling the globe and every country I've been to just a little bit more has made me hate

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Anon wakes up | /r/Greentext

File: 564564564897687.jpg (13 KB, 254x198) FFFFFFF FFFFFFF FFFFFF Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)20:13:43 No.890208222 >Be in a coma since 2009 >Wake up >Go to this website >Find out it's been replaced by soulless recreations of rageface called "Soyjacks" >/b/ is even s------- than before >mfw UUUU What can I do to induce another coma? UUUU UUUU- FFFUU บบบบ UUUU

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53 KB JPG >Be me, 19 >See my friend reading those 'how to get rich', 'how to become a millionaire' books >Tell him the best way to become a millionaire is simply to write a book about 'how to become a millionaire' >He laughs at me >Take up the challenge >Start writing my book >Mainly just copy and paste general information from google >It gets published >HolySh*t.exe >Promote the book via social media etc >Ret*rds start buying the book knowing very well they won't even apply the information to their life will probably forget everything they read in two weeks >Sales explode >HolySh*t.exe >2 years later, multi millionaire, wrote a couple more books which didn't do as well but no complaints from me 1

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