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Anonymous 4/25/2023, 10:13:41 PM No.65351361 2442 KB JPEG > Today was a day many customers came to our counter. Didn't fail to remember every single one's name (they're mostly all regulars) > Woman co-worker notices > ~"How do you remember so many names Anon, what's your secret?" > Me, smiling sheepishly: > "Well, the first time I meet someone, I repeat their name back to them after they introduce themselves. Then when I get home I write their name down in a journal in my room." > Woman: "Haha, kinda weird, so how many people do you know? > Me, still smiling: > "I've written 937 names in my journal. :)" > "That's kinda creepy Anon" What'd I do wrong?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: C96A4C66-6EC3-4137-A643-C(...).jpg (198 KB, 750x727) you're on drugs mom me showing clear symptoms of being a capybara Want to kill myself because of college regret Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)00:49:15 No.28816996 >>28817016 >>28817458 >>28817891 >>28819168 >>28819370 >>28820328 Majored in marketing and discovered every lunatic superficial retarded female bully I had from highschool also majored in marketing and now I literally want to kill myself bc I don't even like marketing. This field is anyways associated with moronic salespeople and people who literally upload memes on an instagram page for a living I legit want to die now i'm too broke to study something else

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Anonymous 201 KB JPG 04/24/23 (Mon)23:57:06 No.898178214 1 Reply >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation View Thread

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BOTTOMLESS PIT 113 KB JPG >be me 25 man >be in commuted relationship with beautiful 25 woman >be at doctors office >see 13-15 girl enter waiting room >instantly think she's hot as f---, huge ass nice t--- >uh oh why did I think that >remember I love my woman who is 25 >think about f------ girl in waiting room >know it's wrong and stop thinking about it >still looked at her ass and was attracted to her >am I a p---?

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04/25/23(Tue)13:48:59 No.73090921 >h--- sapiens have existed for 200,000 years >h--- erectus (stop laughing) existed for 1.5 million years >australopithecus lived for at least 700,000 years >this goes back for 4 billion years >my bloodline has been an ever-evolving thing for 4 billion years >i cant get laid Anonymous 23 KB JPG lol 7 Replies View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)14:12:15 No.73091147 Anonymous >>73090921 (OP) # Don't feel bad. The bloodline continues. Just not with you.

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File: 1682440282600873.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:01:49 No.635245550 ► >>635245642 >>635245728 >>635245815 >>635245859 >>635245923 >>635246880 >>635246964 >>635246978 >>635247053 >>635247110 >>635247480 >>635247549 >>635247646 >>635247703 >>635248020 >>635248030 >>635248502 >>635248578 >>635248970 >>635249528 >>635249658 >>635249790 >>635249935 >>635250136 >humanity on the brink of extinction >main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race Why do sony games do this? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:05:19 No.635245805 >>635247159 >>635247250 >>635247293 >>635247927 >>635248049 >>635248780 >>635248951 >>635249205 >white race is on the brink of extinction >white guys decide to shitpost on a image board all day instead of continuing their race Why are you like this?

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