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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon chose the wrong major | /r/Greentext

File: C96A4C66-6EC3-4137-A643-C(...).jpg (198 KB, 750x727) you're on drugs mom me showing clear symptoms of being a capybara Want to kill myself because of college regret Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)00:49:15 No.28816996 >>28817016 >>28817458 >>28817891 >>28819168 >>28819370 >>28820328 Majored in marketing and discovered every lunatic superficial retarded female bully I had from highschool also majored in marketing and now I literally want to kill myself bc I don't even like marketing. This field is anyways associated with moronic salespeople and people who literally upload memes on an instagram page for a living I legit want to die now i'm too broke to study something else

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Anon has Dementia Anon has Dementia Anon has Dementia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 201 KB JPG 04/24/23 (Mon)23:57:06 No.898178214 1 Reply >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation >this is a dementia toy >its given to dementia sufferers to keep them distracted with peaceful stimulation View Thread

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Anon doesn’t understand women | /r/Greentext

12 KB JPG >women get mad if you don't show an interest >women just string you along if you do

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I think Anon needs help | /r/Greentext

BOTTOMLESS PIT 113 KB JPG >be me 25 man >be in commuted relationship with beautiful 25 woman >be at doctors office >see 13-15 girl enter waiting room >instantly think she's hot as f---, huge ass nice t--- >uh oh why did I think that >remember I love my woman who is 25 >think about f------ girl in waiting room >know it's wrong and stop thinking about it >still looked at her ass and was attracted to her >am I a p---?

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Anon comes to terms with his blood line ending. | /r/Greentext

04/25/23(Tue)13:48:59 No.73090921 >h--- sapiens have existed for 200,000 years >h--- erectus (stop laughing) existed for 1.5 million years >australopithecus lived for at least 700,000 years >this goes back for 4 billion years >my bloodline has been an ever-evolving thing for 4 billion years >i cant get laid Anonymous 23 KB JPG lol 7 Replies View Thread 04/25/23(Tue)14:12:15 No.73091147 Anonymous >>73090921 (OP) # Don't feel bad. The bloodline continues. Just not with you.

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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

File: 8E1BDAC8-234A-47DC-B96E-0(...).jpg (246 KB, 828x618) Why are Indians so horny? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)14:19:45 No.73091228 >>73091294 >walk around mall with mom >she wears a sweatshirt with some cleavage showing >every male we encounter behaves like a normal human >pajeets are starring down at her t--- shamelessly >entire groups of pajeets are starring at us now and talking between themselves ms >eventually mom gets uncomfortable and we leave the mall Why are pajeets so desperate? Not even Arabs straight from the Middle East behave this way!

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Does anyone have the green text where anon walks into a random house party plays Skyrim on the people’s console steals their weed and food and gets chased out with water guns | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/25/20(Wed)17:07:07 No.15123441 >>15123455 >>15123765 File: hitch.jpg (27 KB, 400x253) >>15123207 (OP) >go to a cocktail lounge >order rum and Coke >is Pepsi okay? >sure >brings me a Pepsi and Coke

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/v/ discusses horizen burning shores | /r/Greentext

File: 1682440282600873.jpg (104 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:01:49 No.635245550 ► >>635245642 >>635245728 >>635245815 >>635245859 >>635245923 >>635246880 >>635246964 >>635246978 >>635247053 >>635247110 >>635247480 >>635247549 >>635247646 >>635247703 >>635248020 >>635248030 >>635248502 >>635248578 >>635248970 >>635249528 >>635249658 >>635249790 >>635249935 >>635250136 >humanity on the brink of extinction >main character decides to be gay instead of continue the human race Why do sony games do this? Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)22:05:19 No.635245805 >>635247159 >>635247250 >>635247293 >>635247927 >>635248049 >>635248780 >>635248951 >>635249205 >white race is on the brink of extinction >white guys decide to shitpost on a image board all day instead of continuing their race Why are you like this?

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Sun Tzu? More like Stun Zoo! | /r/Greentext

Chinese history be like >Chao ling takes power >247 million perish ♡ 77.9K

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Anon defends himself | /r/Greentext

# 1, No. 28825519 4/25/23 10:46:08 AM images (1) JPG 225x225 5.2 kB >we were going back to home >my brother just hit me hard on my stomach for no reason >i hit him back >the whole house is hating on me now why?

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Anon experiences anime moment | /r/Greentext

Real anime moment #1, No. 28824228 4/25/23 5:02:41 AM daitobg JPG 604x338 50.9 kB >Be me >25 yold, taking care of my 13 yo stepsister while her mom and my dad ain't there >I'm busy cooking souper >She's doing some tiktok dance in the kitchen. >She slip on some water >I catch her as she was about to dive face first on the floor >My hand grab her boobs by accident. >I tell her it was an accident and that I was just trying to save her >She later goes on to tell her parents. >l explain to them what happened. >They all think I'm lying >They think I'm a p--- and now they no longer talk to me W-- should I do?

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Papa pepe pig | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 198 KB JPG 04/25/23(Tue) 13:53:03 No.898199282 >become a papa two days ago >it's a girl >flashbacks to a dozen women in the last decade that I "dated" then had sex with and ghosted I hate myself so much for what I did to those women men are truly the filthiest dirtiest species my daughter has come into a world of unregulated predators where everyone is programmed to believe that "dating" is a way to find love in reality, it's a way for men to use women for sex and then leave them emotionally scarred for life with trust issues I hate myself and I am scared for my daughter can we go back to 1800s where a man will only come near my daughter after he marries her

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