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File: image-6.png (360 KB, 528x527) Fi Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)02:08:55 No.73087143 ► >>73087260 >>73087286 >Be me, it's the year 2038 >Have some small technical issue with an Al program I have >look online for a solution >find a quora thread link with my exact problem >click on quora thread link >get to browse thread for approximately 2 seconds before all control is stripped from me 2 >asked to login into quora with my google amazon account >fine, I login >type in email and password to to provide verification >asked >allowed to verify through a cellular phone (a phone now costs me two consecutive months worth of pay to afford) >ask for other forms of verification >sure, just link your apple/netflix/hulu/microsoft conglomerate subscription and verify that way >this subscription costs me several thousand a month, but without it I cannot afford access to the online functionality my four jobs are linked to >verify >finally, I can solve my problem >"Woah there! Before you start browsing, could you make sure you select at least 5 topics you're interested in?" >select five random topics so I can browse this f------ thread >"Hold on pal, we'll need you to customize your Quora avatar before you do anything." >I cannot proceed without making an abominable creature to represent me >this process is tedious and takes me an hour >"alright, now it's time to verify your account. Chedk your email to recieve a verification link." Check my googl >Check my google/amazon merge email. QUAVA on the >Have to go through a lengthy survey when clicking the link, ultimately giving private information over. Swatch >watch obligatory verification ads to ensire maximum retention Finally I'm >finally, I'm verified >Check thread >one answer >"hey, still wondering if anyone has an answer for this" Website design is dead bros

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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