Anon gets sorted | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)15:11:09 No. 181112023 sortinghat.jpg 96 KB JPG >Hmm, Anon. Let's see. Loser. No friends. No discernible talents. Socially awkward. Never had a girlfriend. >Hufflepuff!

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (716px x 681px)

File size: 53.6 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,687 Images

Moar:

Korean Incel believes in racial supremacy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous KOREAN SUPREMACY 111 KB JPG 04/17/23(Mon)12:03:49 No.72987100 >be Korean >White guys are insecure because they are uglier than us >Black guys are insecure because they have smaller d---- than us >Latinos and Middle Easterners are insecure because they are shorter than us >rest of Asians are insecure because they are not us Why are we so much superior? Literally every single woman on this planet would leave her husband and family for a Korean man. I feel bad for the rest of "men" or as I call them subhumans

Pin

OP incorrectly assumes everyone would want to live forever. After a thousand years or probably even less people will intentionally seek out risky behavior out of sheer boredom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:51:43 No.15139665 >Scientists invent drug that relengthens telomeres and effectively reverses aging >Everyone takes it and has the potential to live forever >However people still die due to random strokes, heart attacks, diseases, accidents, murders >As a result everyone realizes that an accidental death won't just take away a potential death from old age, but their one chance at immortality >As a result, everyone becomes a hyper hermit and does everything possible to reduce any risk of accidental death. >Noone goes outside, so everyone just becomes an AI VR coomer addict. >Civilization ends Debunk this 41 KB JPG

Pin

The Prom King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 115 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)17:03:07 No.72794837 >i was 16 at the time when I went to my first prom >Parents forced me to go because I needed to socialize >went anyway >Stood in the corner most of the time alone >decide to walk outside of the building because nothing better going on anyway >Night was clear moon was full it was beautiful and quiet >Someone else standing out there enjoying the night >She burst out into laughter which struck me as awe since she always seemed the aloof type >We sort of glanced at each other for a moment >later we eventually gathered up the courage to talk >Basically guessed that I did not come here out of my own volition >said that they were superficial and relationships formed around them are as good as new years resolutions which is why she was outside >pixie haircut and your usual edgy attire hoodie and baggy pants >sort of clicked from there >decided to leave the place and walk >Eventually we went to a near by creek just down the hill sitting on the bed side throwing rocks into it >Having discussions about the future, plans, hobbies, and interests >This place is our new meeting grounds for every Saturday now >ffw >working on a project of building a catapult near the creek >she turns to me and wishes that she could keep in contact >No phone numbers no social media except >exchanged steam accounts >no games bought or friends basically uses it to find games to pirate, practically a ghost online >end up playing terraria and minecraft building an entire world >ffw now >21 >She wants things to be more than friends >its been 5 years maybe I should thank my parents for forcing me to go after all

Pin

Anon is facing an emotional dilemma | /r/Greentext

04/16/23(Sun)10:12:14 No.28765177 >Be me >Muslim anon (convert, 20) >Got talked into converting by life-long friend group >Didn't have good relationship with parents so when they found out I got disowned and exiled, threatened with death if I stepped back in the house >Friends unsurprisingly turned their backs on me, became busy with their own lives, or turned out to be massive degenerates (one of them a r-----, the other an abuser, the rest of the group I just sorta realized were assholes anyways and would attack you if you even slightly disagreed with them) >But keep praying anyways because the Quran is admittedly very beautiful and I agree with Islam's monotheism 308 KB JPG >Now in university and working weekends >Be living with a mtf trans who I knew since elementary, let's call him/her "May" >started transitioning early so they look super feminine >not gay but May is probably the only person who's ever treated me with any sort of decency and unconditional friendship I don't know if I love this person or if I'm just really lonely. I've already tried going to the mosque for marriages and talking to girls on campus but male converts to Islam be frowned upon because they're not culturally/ethnically integrated (sucks I know), but idk. I feel immensely conflicted. My faith says this is indefinitely wrong and I'm comfortable with my prayers but at the same time, I feel super alone. What do?

Pin

An highly regarded member of the group, anon | /r/Greentext

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" 27 KB PNG >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

Pin

Literal feed and seed moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (VVaCQILf) 04/16/23(Sun)09:13:50 No.423735762 >>423735956 >>423737463 >>423737865 >>423738804 >>423740331 >>423742615 >>423742998 >>423744643 >>423744944 >>423746427 >>423746859 >>423747330 >>423748787 >>423749280 >>423751229 >>423752480 >>423754101 >>423756680 >>423756751 >>423758827 >>423758862 >>423759044 >>423759734 >>423759970 >>423760241 File: Dadeville.png (1.1 MB, 1243x557) B FLOYD'S >>423734304 (OP) # Nutrena FEED SEED

Pin

Anon finds a flaw in the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: iOfl5bZT) [ Desert Groyper and 3 others liked Punished Wormwood @real_wormwood lol it works 04/16/23(Sun)10:33:32 No.423762045 DIAMOND PREFERRED 5424 1 Valid 06/2 NIGGERFAG 18 AAN citi ONE Mastercard @Mastercard - 6/1/21 For those who don't identify with the name on their card, a simple purchase can put them at risk. That's why we created True Name®, which lets transgender & non-binary communities display their chosen name on their card. Beca... 8:08 PM - 6/13/21 Twitter Web App 1666659317318896.jpg 103 KB JPG

Pin

Anon gets cucked hard | /r/Greentext

31 KB PNG >chilling with friend this Saturday >been talk about how i got a fat crush on this girl i know that he's never met >go on with the night >suddenly a text message from her >shes bored and wants to know what im doing >tell her im at my friends house but she can come over >while waiting my friend is telling me on and all >shes arrived and we have a fun night >after shes gotten home i text her and find out shes really attracted to my friend >F--- >try to have a fun night playing minecraft with my friend >text from her again, she really likes him >ffw a few hours and they have plans next weekend and i cant make it there that day >try not to cry myself to sleep as im staying the night with my homie >shes using me to get to know him better now >i have to give her advice and wish her luck because shes already suspicious about my feelings >tell other friend and he calls me a cuck >mfw i got omega cucked and sent into the deepest fattest friendszone ever just got done with having to wish her the best and tell her on again. f--- f--- F---. I cant do anything right. God dammit.

Pin

Anon does the unthinkable | /r/Greentext

257 KB PNG >be me in high school >Have female friend who I have a crush on >Never able to ask her out >Really horny one night, she is texting me and jokes about sending me nudes >Ends up faking out and laughing about how she probably blue balled me >Says she's going to bed >Need to masturbate so bad >Decide to go into bathroom and take my pants off >Angle my camera at my ass and get a photo where it kinda looks like someone else's ass >We have a similar skin tone so this might work >Photoshop the picture of my ass into a photo of her texts as if she sent her ass >Start jerking off to it, blow a huge load, pretend I compliment her ass To this day I can't get over this experience.. she's married with 2 kids now, I can't believe I stroked it to my own ass

Pin

meanwhile in the mines of /v/... | /r/Greentext

ile: 76344743798.jpg (73 KB, 500x647) Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:04:25 No.634329224 >Meanwhile, in the mines of /v/... >> Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:05:37 No.634329308 File: 1666669955208062.png (2 KB, 800x504) Go back to Digg. digg >>634329405 >> Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:06:43 No.634329405 File: 805EADCD-0883-4D6B-842F-4(...).png (683 KB, 878x1018) >>634329224 (OP) Anyone else here love minors?

Pin

Anon tried to be nice to a fat kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A 605 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)21:10:36 No.72978855 > be me > currently working at Burger King > s----- job with s----- pay > I hate my my job > it hurts my soul to show up at work but I have to because of bills and s--- > my coworkers are also assholes > keeps me out of conversations and treats me like an animal > gets really sad because I have to work here > last week > not as busy as it usually is > a fat kid enters the restaurant > the kid comes up and orders 6 nuggets > since its not busy and we got a s--- ton of nuggets i give a few extra > prob gave the kid 9 nuggets when he ordered 6 to be nice > a few min later > a enormous beast enters the restaurant > makes a big scene that I fat shamed her son > she thinks that I gave the kid the extra nuggets because the kid is fat > w--.exe > just tried to be nice to a kid > can see that the kid is embarrassing that her mom yells > gets called to a meeting tomorrow > f--- me Basically I might lose my job because I tried to be nice and positive in a toxic work environment.

Pin

Anon is from the UK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB PNG 11/09/21(Tue)06:25:39 No.866383431 Has anyone else got any funny stories from when they were younger? >be me 10 years old, it's 2001 in the UK >playing in the street with my good friends >the road is a hill & my house is near the top >woman comes speeding down road so we all scatter & call her a bitch >she lives half way down the hill & parks at the side of the road >gets out & calls us little s---- etc. & goes inside >one day I notice some keys outside her house & because I'm a good boy I knock her door to give them back to her >she doesn't even open the door, just tells us to f--- off her property >get an idea >wait until night time, unlock her car & let off her handbrake >car begins to roll down hill & we all run away >car picks up speed & goes straight into a house at bottom of the road >all s--- our pants but go home & deny all knowledge >police come & arrest woman as she's really drunk & accuse her of leaving handbrake off >never got in trouble for it >be nice to kids

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes