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: Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:51:43 No.15139665 >Scientists invent drug that relengthens telomeres and effectively reverses aging >Everyone takes it and has the potential to live forever >However people still die due to random strokes, heart attacks, diseases, accidents, murders >As a result everyone realizes that an accidental death won't just take away a potential death from old age, but their one chance at immortality >As a result, everyone becomes a hyper hermit and does everything possible to reduce any risk of accidental death. >Noone goes outside, so everyone just becomes an AI VR coomer addict. >Civilization ends Debunk this 41 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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The Prom King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 115 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)17:03:07 No.72794837 >i was 16 at the time when I went to my first prom >Parents forced me to go because I needed to socialize >went anyway >Stood in the corner most of the time alone >decide to walk outside of the building because nothing better going on anyway >Night was clear moon was full it was beautiful and quiet >Someone else standing out there enjoying the night >She burst out into laughter which struck me as awe since she always seemed the aloof type >We sort of glanced at each other for a moment >later we eventually gathered up the courage to talk >Basically guessed that I did not come here out of my own volition >said that they were superficial and relationships formed around them are as good as new years resolutions which is why she was outside >pixie haircut and your usual edgy attire hoodie and baggy pants >sort of clicked from there >decided to leave the place and walk >Eventually we went to a near by creek just down the hill sitting on the bed side throwing rocks into it >Having discussions about the future, plans, hobbies, and interests >This place is our new meeting grounds for every Saturday now >ffw >working on a project of building a catapult near the creek >she turns to me and wishes that she could keep in contact >No phone numbers no social media except >exchanged steam accounts >no games bought or friends basically uses it to find games to pirate, practically a ghost online >end up playing terraria and minecraft building an entire world >ffw now >21 >She wants things to be more than friends >its been 5 years maybe I should thank my parents for forcing me to go after all

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Anon is facing an emotional dilemma | /r/Greentext

04/16/23(Sun)10:12:14 No.28765177 >Be me >Muslim anon (convert, 20) >Got talked into converting by life-long friend group >Didn't have good relationship with parents so when they found out I got disowned and exiled, threatened with death if I stepped back in the house >Friends unsurprisingly turned their backs on me, became busy with their own lives, or turned out to be massive degenerates (one of them a r-----, the other an abuser, the rest of the group I just sorta realized were assholes anyways and would attack you if you even slightly disagreed with them) >But keep praying anyways because the Quran is admittedly very beautiful and I agree with Islam's monotheism 308 KB JPG >Now in university and working weekends >Be living with a mtf trans who I knew since elementary, let's call him/her "May" >started transitioning early so they look super feminine >not gay but May is probably the only person who's ever treated me with any sort of decency and unconditional friendship I don't know if I love this person or if I'm just really lonely. I've already tried going to the mosque for marriages and talking to girls on campus but male converts to Islam be frowned upon because they're not culturally/ethnically integrated (sucks I know), but idk. I feel immensely conflicted. My faith says this is indefinitely wrong and I'm comfortable with my prayers but at the same time, I feel super alone. What do?

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An highly regarded member of the group, anon | /r/Greentext

>be me >drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends >I end up passing out >wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty >call friends with home phone >"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill give him a call" 27 KB PNG >john calls me >"hey anon do you want your s--- back I know you were drunk and all" >get my money and phone back >mfw im a respected part of my friend group

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Literal feed and seed moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (VVaCQILf) 04/16/23(Sun)09:13:50 No.423735762 >>423735956 >>423737463 >>423737865 >>423738804 >>423740331 >>423742615 >>423742998 >>423744643 >>423744944 >>423746427 >>423746859 >>423747330 >>423748787 >>423749280 >>423751229 >>423752480 >>423754101 >>423756680 >>423756751 >>423758827 >>423758862 >>423759044 >>423759734 >>423759970 >>423760241 File: Dadeville.png (1.1 MB, 1243x557) B FLOYD'S >>423734304 (OP) # Nutrena FEED SEED

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Anon finds a flaw in the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: iOfl5bZT) [ Desert Groyper and 3 others liked Punished Wormwood @real_wormwood lol it works 04/16/23(Sun)10:33:32 No.423762045 DIAMOND PREFERRED 5424 1 Valid 06/2 NIGGERFAG 18 AAN citi ONE Mastercard @Mastercard - 6/1/21 For those who don't identify with the name on their card, a simple purchase can put them at risk. That's why we created True Name®, which lets transgender & non-binary communities display their chosen name on their card. Beca... 8:08 PM - 6/13/21 Twitter Web App 1666659317318896.jpg 103 KB JPG

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Anon gets cucked hard | /r/Greentext

31 KB PNG >chilling with friend this Saturday >been talk about how i got a fat crush on this girl i know that he's never met >go on with the night >suddenly a text message from her >shes bored and wants to know what im doing >tell her im at my friends house but she can come over >while waiting my friend is telling me on and all >shes arrived and we have a fun night >after shes gotten home i text her and find out shes really attracted to my friend >F--- >try to have a fun night playing minecraft with my friend >text from her again, she really likes him >ffw a few hours and they have plans next weekend and i cant make it there that day >try not to cry myself to sleep as im staying the night with my homie >shes using me to get to know him better now >i have to give her advice and wish her luck because shes already suspicious about my feelings >tell other friend and he calls me a cuck >mfw i got omega cucked and sent into the deepest fattest friendszone ever just got done with having to wish her the best and tell her on again. f--- f--- F---. I cant do anything right. God dammit.

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Anon does the unthinkable | /r/Greentext

257 KB PNG >be me in high school >Have female friend who I have a crush on >Never able to ask her out >Really horny one night, she is texting me and jokes about sending me nudes >Ends up faking out and laughing about how she probably blue balled me >Says she's going to bed >Need to masturbate so bad >Decide to go into bathroom and take my pants off >Angle my camera at my ass and get a photo where it kinda looks like someone else's ass >We have a similar skin tone so this might work >Photoshop the picture of my ass into a photo of her texts as if she sent her ass >Start jerking off to it, blow a huge load, pretend I compliment her ass To this day I can't get over this experience.. she's married with 2 kids now, I can't believe I stroked it to my own ass

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meanwhile in the mines of /v/... | /r/Greentext

ile: 76344743798.jpg (73 KB, 500x647) Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:04:25 No.634329224 >Meanwhile, in the mines of /v/... >> Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:05:37 No.634329308 File: 1666669955208062.png (2 KB, 800x504) Go back to Digg. digg >>634329405 >> Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:06:43 No.634329405 File: 805EADCD-0883-4D6B-842F-4(...).png (683 KB, 878x1018) >>634329224 (OP) Anyone else here love minors?

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Anon tried to be nice to a fat kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A 605 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)21:10:36 No.72978855 > be me > currently working at Burger King > s----- job with s----- pay > I hate my my job > it hurts my soul to show up at work but I have to because of bills and s--- > my coworkers are also assholes > keeps me out of conversations and treats me like an animal > gets really sad because I have to work here > last week > not as busy as it usually is > a fat kid enters the restaurant > the kid comes up and orders 6 nuggets > since its not busy and we got a s--- ton of nuggets i give a few extra > prob gave the kid 9 nuggets when he ordered 6 to be nice > a few min later > a enormous beast enters the restaurant > makes a big scene that I fat shamed her son > she thinks that I gave the kid the extra nuggets because the kid is fat > w--.exe > just tried to be nice to a kid > can see that the kid is embarrassing that her mom yells > gets called to a meeting tomorrow > f--- me Basically I might lose my job because I tried to be nice and positive in a toxic work environment.

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Anon is from the UK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB PNG 11/09/21(Tue)06:25:39 No.866383431 Has anyone else got any funny stories from when they were younger? >be me 10 years old, it's 2001 in the UK >playing in the street with my good friends >the road is a hill & my house is near the top >woman comes speeding down road so we all scatter & call her a bitch >she lives half way down the hill & parks at the side of the road >gets out & calls us little s---- etc. & goes inside >one day I notice some keys outside her house & because I'm a good boy I knock her door to give them back to her >she doesn't even open the door, just tells us to f--- off her property >get an idea >wait until night time, unlock her car & let off her handbrake >car begins to roll down hill & we all run away >car picks up speed & goes straight into a house at bottom of the road >all s--- our pants but go home & deny all knowledge >police come & arrest woman as she's really drunk & accuse her of leaving handbrake off >never got in trouble for it >be nice to kids

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Anon is harassing someone on discord | /r/Greentext

466 KB PNG > be me > plays a lot of rust > Im in a discord server dedicated to that game > I was born a male but I identify myself as a woman > that has resulted in me not having any friends or relationships > use my freetime on rust and f--- around on this discord server > I meet a male individual on the discord server > we play together and has a good time > after a while I get emotional stimuli from talking to him > im in love > one night im extremely horny > all I can think of is how hot the voice of this make individual is > makes my a------ wet just thinking about him > f--- it > send the guy a d--- pick and tells him I want him inside of me > the excitement of me sending the pictures makes me more horny > I start masturbating while thinking of him spreading my buttocks > spankmedaddy.exe > starts recording myself blowing a load onto my new steelseries apex pro mini gaming keyboard > sends the video to the guy on discord > goes to bed and has the best sleep ever > wake up > opens discord > s--- ton of private messages > the guy leaked all my s--- on the local rust server > gets threats and hate > later find out the guy I was talking with is a 15 year old boy > I am basically a p-------- > says he have contacted the local authorities > gets banned from the rust server > have put around 4000 hours onto the server How f----- am i???

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We are all gonna make it | /r/Greentext

24 KB JPG >be me >27 >cook/everything else >closing up restaurant >me and one girl finishing up in kitchen >light flirting feeling it out >close up and walk her to her car >say bye and hug >she does the gril thing where she falls into the hug a little >catch her no problem >shes breathless >wow anon you're so strong now shes sending me naughty pics feels good boys

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