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: Anonymous (ID: iOfl5bZT) [ Desert Groyper and 3 others liked Punished Wormwood @real_wormwood lol it works 04/16/23(Sun)10:33:32 No.423762045 DIAMOND PREFERRED 5424 1 Valid 06/2 NIGGERFAG 18 AAN citi ONE Mastercard @Mastercard - 6/1/21 For those who don't identify with the name on their card, a simple purchase can put them at risk. That's why we created True Name®, which lets transgender & non-binary communities display their chosen name on their card. Beca... 8:08 PM - 6/13/21 Twitter Web App 1666659317318896.jpg 103 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon gets cucked hard | /r/Greentext

31 KB PNG >chilling with friend this Saturday >been talk about how i got a fat crush on this girl i know that he's never met >go on with the night >suddenly a text message from her >shes bored and wants to know what im doing >tell her im at my friends house but she can come over >while waiting my friend is telling me on and all >shes arrived and we have a fun night >after shes gotten home i text her and find out shes really attracted to my friend >F--- >try to have a fun night playing minecraft with my friend >text from her again, she really likes him >ffw a few hours and they have plans next weekend and i cant make it there that day >try not to cry myself to sleep as im staying the night with my homie >shes using me to get to know him better now >i have to give her advice and wish her luck because shes already suspicious about my feelings >tell other friend and he calls me a cuck >mfw i got omega cucked and sent into the deepest fattest friendszone ever just got done with having to wish her the best and tell her on again. f--- f--- F---. I cant do anything right. God dammit.

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Anon does the unthinkable | /r/Greentext

257 KB PNG >be me in high school >Have female friend who I have a crush on >Never able to ask her out >Really horny one night, she is texting me and jokes about sending me nudes >Ends up faking out and laughing about how she probably blue balled me >Says she's going to bed >Need to masturbate so bad >Decide to go into bathroom and take my pants off >Angle my camera at my ass and get a photo where it kinda looks like someone else's ass >We have a similar skin tone so this might work >Photoshop the picture of my ass into a photo of her texts as if she sent her ass >Start jerking off to it, blow a huge load, pretend I compliment her ass To this day I can't get over this experience.. she's married with 2 kids now, I can't believe I stroked it to my own ass

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meanwhile in the mines of /v/... | /r/Greentext

ile: 76344743798.jpg (73 KB, 500x647) Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:04:25 No.634329224 >Meanwhile, in the mines of /v/... >> Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:05:37 No.634329308 File: 1666669955208062.png (2 KB, 800x504) Go back to Digg. digg >>634329405 >> Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)00:06:43 No.634329405 File: 805EADCD-0883-4D6B-842F-4(...).png (683 KB, 878x1018) >>634329224 (OP) Anyone else here love minors?

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Anon tried to be nice to a fat kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A 605 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)21:10:36 No.72978855 > be me > currently working at Burger King > s----- job with s----- pay > I hate my my job > it hurts my soul to show up at work but I have to because of bills and s--- > my coworkers are also assholes > keeps me out of conversations and treats me like an animal > gets really sad because I have to work here > last week > not as busy as it usually is > a fat kid enters the restaurant > the kid comes up and orders 6 nuggets > since its not busy and we got a s--- ton of nuggets i give a few extra > prob gave the kid 9 nuggets when he ordered 6 to be nice > a few min later > a enormous beast enters the restaurant > makes a big scene that I fat shamed her son > she thinks that I gave the kid the extra nuggets because the kid is fat > w--.exe > just tried to be nice to a kid > can see that the kid is embarrassing that her mom yells > gets called to a meeting tomorrow > f--- me Basically I might lose my job because I tried to be nice and positive in a toxic work environment.

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Anon is from the UK | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB PNG 11/09/21(Tue)06:25:39 No.866383431 Has anyone else got any funny stories from when they were younger? >be me 10 years old, it's 2001 in the UK >playing in the street with my good friends >the road is a hill & my house is near the top >woman comes speeding down road so we all scatter & call her a bitch >she lives half way down the hill & parks at the side of the road >gets out & calls us little s---- etc. & goes inside >one day I notice some keys outside her house & because I'm a good boy I knock her door to give them back to her >she doesn't even open the door, just tells us to f--- off her property >get an idea >wait until night time, unlock her car & let off her handbrake >car begins to roll down hill & we all run away >car picks up speed & goes straight into a house at bottom of the road >all s--- our pants but go home & deny all knowledge >police come & arrest woman as she's really drunk & accuse her of leaving handbrake off >never got in trouble for it >be nice to kids

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Anon is harassing someone on discord | /r/Greentext

466 KB PNG > be me > plays a lot of rust > Im in a discord server dedicated to that game > I was born a male but I identify myself as a woman > that has resulted in me not having any friends or relationships > use my freetime on rust and f--- around on this discord server > I meet a male individual on the discord server > we play together and has a good time > after a while I get emotional stimuli from talking to him > im in love > one night im extremely horny > all I can think of is how hot the voice of this make individual is > makes my a------ wet just thinking about him > f--- it > send the guy a d--- pick and tells him I want him inside of me > the excitement of me sending the pictures makes me more horny > I start masturbating while thinking of him spreading my buttocks > spankmedaddy.exe > starts recording myself blowing a load onto my new steelseries apex pro mini gaming keyboard > sends the video to the guy on discord > goes to bed and has the best sleep ever > wake up > opens discord > s--- ton of private messages > the guy leaked all my s--- on the local rust server > gets threats and hate > later find out the guy I was talking with is a 15 year old boy > I am basically a p-------- > says he have contacted the local authorities > gets banned from the rust server > have put around 4000 hours onto the server How f----- am i???

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We are all gonna make it | /r/Greentext

24 KB JPG >be me >27 >cook/everything else >closing up restaurant >me and one girl finishing up in kitchen >light flirting feeling it out >close up and walk her to her car >say bye and hug >she does the gril thing where she falls into the hug a little >catch her no problem >shes breathless >wow anon you're so strong now shes sending me naughty pics feels good boys

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Anon trolls someone on Reddit | /r/Greentext

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BITCH MUMMY BETRAYS HER GOOD LITTLE BOY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO raaaaaaaaaar.png, 228KiB, 858x725 Anonymous Tue 27 Feb 2018 13:47:25 No.43512143 >alarm goes off >"REEEE REEE REEE, oh, it's just my alarm" >bitch mom forces me to have one so i don't sleep past 1 >remember it's tendie tuesday >a smug grin cracks into my face >heave 460lb body out of bed and zoom down stairs >catch mummy just as she's about to leave >"MUMMY IT'S TENDIE TUESDAY GET ME TENDIES OR YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME AGAIN" >she winces and sheds a tear knowing how close she was >"a-anon, i'm already late i have to go or mr. sheckleburg wil-" >she already sees me nervously whining >"sorry anon i have to go" >charge her but the bitch dodges and flees to her room and locks the door >i run up to it and pound on it >YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, BITCH YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR ABUSING YOUR LITTLE BOY REEEEEEE WHEN I GET IN THERE YOU ARE F------ DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME, BITCH!? DEAD! >pass out from too much exercise >wake up, she's gone >groan, scream and tear the carpet out as i lay on the floor in despair >plan to get back at her with what little sense i have in my primal rage >throw that idea out, decide if i play nice good boy she'll reward me with tendies >put blanket over torn carpet outside her room >throw piss bottles out >here the door jiggling >put on my best good boy smile and wait for her to open it >two cops walk in with her >"that him?" >trying to contain the rage in me >"yer gonna come with us son?" >"yes, take him away please for god's sake" >teehee! who are these men, mommy? >cry and kick but they muscle me to the car anyway >three days pass and i stay in an institute >get to go home with mommy >she curses under her breath about them "not holding me further" >give her the papowee of a life time when we get home >her head cracked on the tile floor and she wouldn't get up >eventually the landlord came and found her View Report >authority's find me hiding behind couch, crying >have to go to a trial, they make me dress funny >court ruled that i was innocent and had me plea insanity >get sent to a home with other special people >THERE ARE NO TENDIES HERE >mfw

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Subscribe to my OnlyDudes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (bKum6BRZ) ♬ 04/16/23(Sun)10:45:15 No.423757057 >>423743679 (OP) # If the gender roles were somehow flipped entirely, which is impossible because biology, it would actually be based as f---. >Be man >Expected to sit at home and do whatever you want >Have hordes of women after you even if you are ugly, fat or retarded (remember that 99% of men will f--- anything that moves and is living so flip that around to women) >Paid for dates >Get cat-called in public if you're >5/10 (Oh no someone called me hot the horror!) >If you want extra money just sell d--- pics on onlydudes for thousands of dollars Reminder that this is the life most women have and they still complain >>423757529 # >>423759213 #

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Anon is going home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CydB7V00 04/13/23(Thu)15:38:42 No.54579980 1681268521155929.jpg 76 KB JPG >lost my $200k job so they could keep the H1Bs during cuts >"you'll land on your feet" >nobody is hiring >apartment complex raising rent and I have to move back in with my mom in another state

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Visiting Mexico | /r/Greentext

1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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