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Anonymous (ID: CydB7V00 04/13/23(Thu)15:38:42 No.54579980 1681268521155929.jpg 76 KB JPG >lost my $200k job so they could keep the H1Bs during cuts >"you'll land on your feet" >nobody is hiring >apartment complex raising rent and I have to move back in with my mom in another state

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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Anonymous (ID: BfUgJzoU) 04/15/23(Sat)15:46:35 No.423656600 File: 1681048869693103.jpg (28 KB, 320x252) >>423655190 # Free braps

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Anonymous halp 317 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)06:44:53 No.28762554 >be me >friend in gc introduces new in-joke >we all ironically post s--- related to one specific emo artist's gay ass oc >one of my friends picks out the actual f------ gayest image as his pfp >for ironic purposes fastforward literally one single day >says he won't change it >says he's grown attached to the pfp >will not stop "ironically" stating he'd like to have sex with the character in question >pic related whaddafuck do i do

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: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)00:37:10 No.897674146 45 KB JPG >dating apps where I have f----- bitches of more variety than 99% princes of the past >advanced transportation by which I have explored more than any explorer of the past >upper middle class life that gives me car, house, phone, tv, ac, heat, food etc luxuries that surpass past royal lifestyles >immigrants that bring foods from around the globe within walking distance, better diet than any king of the past >healthcare system that will keep my fatass alive till 90 >freedoms to live as I please, speak as I please, do as I please It is unbelievable how incredibly blessed our lives are, gents And yet, I am more depressed than most starving bricklayers in Africa. I am so f------ mentally and emotionally drained that I want to kms What the f---

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Anon realises he is a Cuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/04/23(Sat)14:48:41 No.72445403 >walk outside my flat this morning >hear someone call me a cuck >turn around and look to see who said that >nobodys there >hear the same voice >cuck cuck >look up >its f------ picrel what the f---

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: Anonymous 241 KB PNG 03/19/23(Sun)17:11:05 No.72628866 >be 18 >have to go to army next year >study construction for 5 years after that (assuming I'm taken in) >then maybe get a job in my field can't wait to start actually doing things six or seven f------ years from now

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: Anonymous When did you realize you were (...) 17 KB PNG 04/13/23(Thu)20:10:55 No.72945442 >Be me back in 11th grade >Use Snapchat >Some girl creates a geostory where anyone can post a pic/video on there as long as they are on campus >Friend posts random pic of classroom >273 views, gets 40+ people adding him, including lots of girls >I post a random pic of classroom >273 views, no one adds me

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R: 2/1: 1 THIS IS MY F------ THREAD AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY F------ NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT ITS MINE

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>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks 61 KB PNG now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight fgt

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: Anonymous 102 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)09:02:06 No.72972552 >be me >2018, 22 yo >thinking about how Im a master manipulator >believe I can force people into killing themselves >hear about r9k, never visited 4chan before >think how these people deserve to die and should be my test subjects >start reading their posts to analyse my test subjects >get into more and more posts >hmm.exe these people make some good points >end up a radicalised right winger after being a leftoid cuck Mfw attempt at manipulation turned into me being manipulated

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We should get WASTED W S T 55 KB JPG >be 20 >drink 15 shots in a night, stay up until 7am, eat nothing >no hangover >be 21 >drink four f------ tallboys in an entire night, eat salty food and carbs >wake up dead why does turning 21 destroy your hangover capacity

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I f----- up from a potential gf ;( #1, No. 28761993 4/15/23 9:29:02 PM 2b528f5b8b1cad7fbe5476d68b5f96d6 JPG 420x420 20.3 kB >Be me, 21 M Law School Graduate. Looking for a job. >Getting really close to this girl from Uni, she's 9/10. >We chat in discord and whatsapp for about 5 months, hang out together. >Really close to f------ her. >One day she calls me, she seems drunk and is crying I ask her whatsup. >She told me that she was sexually harrased by her dad when she was in middleschool to highschool. >Her dad is dead and she said she loves him so she's confused. >Autism brain initate. >Gets bored asf in the convo don't care about her problem just wanna bang. >Ask in discord server how to GTFO from a convo without looking weird bcuz convo is so boring. >Forgot she's in the discord. She replied "Okay I get it" and hangs up. >mfw >She never talks to me again. Been 2 weeks. >How do I recover from this?

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