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Anonymous (ID: CydB7V00 04/13/23(Thu)15:38:42 No.54579980 1681268521155929.jpg 76 KB JPG >lost my $200k job so they could keep the H1Bs during cuts >"you'll land on your feet" >nobody is hiring >apartment complex raising rent and I have to move back in with my mom in another state

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Visiting Mexico | /r/Greentext

1. #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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Anon is ngmi | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BfUgJzoU) 04/15/23(Sat)15:46:35 No.423656600 File: 1681048869693103.jpg (28 KB, 320x252) >>423655190 # Free braps

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Anon’s friend is only gay ironically | /r/Greentext

Anonymous halp 317 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)06:44:53 No.28762554 >be me >friend in gc introduces new in-joke >we all ironically post s--- related to one specific emo artist's gay ass oc >one of my friends picks out the actual f------ gayest image as his pfp >for ironic purposes fastforward literally one single day >says he won't change it >says he's grown attached to the pfp >will not stop "ironically" stating he'd like to have sex with the character in question >pic related whaddafuck do i do

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Anon lives in a (modern) society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)00:37:10 No.897674146 45 KB JPG >dating apps where I have f----- bitches of more variety than 99% princes of the past >advanced transportation by which I have explored more than any explorer of the past >upper middle class life that gives me car, house, phone, tv, ac, heat, food etc luxuries that surpass past royal lifestyles >immigrants that bring foods from around the globe within walking distance, better diet than any king of the past >healthcare system that will keep my fatass alive till 90 >freedoms to live as I please, speak as I please, do as I please It is unbelievable how incredibly blessed our lives are, gents And yet, I am more depressed than most starving bricklayers in Africa. I am so f------ mentally and emotionally drained that I want to kms What the f---

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Anon realises he is a Cuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/04/23(Sat)14:48:41 No.72445403 >walk outside my flat this morning >hear someone call me a cuck >turn around and look to see who said that >nobodys there >hear the same voice >cuck cuck >look up >its f------ picrel what the f---

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Anon can't wait | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 241 KB PNG 03/19/23(Sun)17:11:05 No.72628866 >be 18 >have to go to army next year >study construction for 5 years after that (assuming I'm taken in) >then maybe get a job in my field can't wait to start actually doing things six or seven f------ years from now

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Anon snaps back to reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous When did you realize you were (...) 17 KB PNG 04/13/23(Thu)20:10:55 No.72945442 >Be me back in 11th grade >Use Snapchat >Some girl creates a geostory where anyone can post a pic/video on there as long as they are on campus >Friend posts random pic of classroom >273 views, gets 40+ people adding him, including lots of girls >I post a random pic of classroom >273 views, no one adds me

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Anon has his own thread | /r/Greentext

R: 2/1: 1 THIS IS MY F------ THREAD AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY F------ NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT ITS MINE

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Anon needs a workout schedule! | /r/Greentext

>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. Yes I'm fat. >my life consists of cleaning out the trashcans and wiping s--- off of hospital floors >know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks 61 KB PNG now. >he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently >"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that f------ weight so you don't die a fat slob" >he died today I don't know how to feel Anonymous 07/02/17(Sun)11:59:10 No.737628906 Lose the weight fgt

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Anon is a master manipulator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 102 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)09:02:06 No.72972552 >be me >2018, 22 yo >thinking about how Im a master manipulator >believe I can force people into killing themselves >hear about r9k, never visited 4chan before >think how these people deserve to die and should be my test subjects >start reading their posts to analyse my test subjects >get into more and more posts >hmm.exe these people make some good points >end up a radicalised right winger after being a leftoid cuck Mfw attempt at manipulation turned into me being manipulated

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Anon doesn’t understand aging | /r/Greentext

We should get WASTED W S T 55 KB JPG >be 20 >drink 15 shots in a night, stay up until 7am, eat nothing >no hangover >be 21 >drink four f------ tallboys in an entire night, eat salty food and carbs >wake up dead why does turning 21 destroy your hangover capacity

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Anon screws up interaction with a girl | /r/Greentext

I f----- up from a potential gf ;( #1, No. 28761993 4/15/23 9:29:02 PM 2b528f5b8b1cad7fbe5476d68b5f96d6 JPG 420x420 20.3 kB >Be me, 21 M Law School Graduate. Looking for a job. >Getting really close to this girl from Uni, she's 9/10. >We chat in discord and whatsapp for about 5 months, hang out together. >Really close to f------ her. >One day she calls me, she seems drunk and is crying I ask her whatsup. >She told me that she was sexually harrased by her dad when she was in middleschool to highschool. >Her dad is dead and she said she loves him so she's confused. >Autism brain initate. >Gets bored asf in the convo don't care about her problem just wanna bang. >Ask in discord server how to GTFO from a convo without looking weird bcuz convo is so boring. >Forgot she's in the discord. She replied "Okay I get it" and hangs up. >mfw >She never talks to me again. Been 2 weeks. >How do I recover from this?

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