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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)23:33:31 No.72551347 >go to a restaurant >look at the menu >"brown sauce", "red sauce", "white sauce" What the f--- is this? How am I supposed to know about they're talking about?

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context: Switzerland decided to not to give Ukraine any military equipment due to the absolute neutral policy in wars which was established like two centuries ago | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wio/VnON 03/13/23(Mon) 05:09:19 No.419457631 Robert Zubrin @robert zubrin 32m Here's what needs be done. 1. Send all Swiss made hardware possessed by NATO countries to #Ukraine regardless of Swiss wishes. 2. Ban Swiss from all future NATO procurements. 3. Investigate Swiss banks dark money links. 4. Tariff oil shipped to Swiss 100%. Proceeds to #Ukraine. 274 ₁219 B5E7FE55-01D9-4DF2-B9F7-12505F5F3795.jpg 306 KB JPG >here's what must be done: steal money from people and give it to Holy Ukraine >>419458175 # >>419458462 # >>419459027 # >>419459477 # >>419460486 # >>419460696 # >>419462480 # >>419465418 # >>419465839 # >>419466373 # >>419467045 # >>419469884 # >>419471477 # >>419474064 #

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03/12/23(Sun)21:16:38 No.72549797 just lost two of my good friends because I refused to continue to let them talking down to me >they call me an incel when i say i hate sluts >constantly telling me to "lighten up" >telling me to "just stop being so negative" >eventually I told them to shut the f--- up, if they don't like being around me then stop f------ inviting me places >they still invited me out constantly >going to bars was fun for a bit but I hated all the normies who had no sense of decent mentality >"anon, why are you here reading a newspaper? there are so many beautiful women here that are your age" Anonymous 887 KB PNG >they're all retarded >they're all sluts >all a single one of these retards care about is drugs and sex >some chick is bragging to me about having sex with 5 guys in a day >i say shes a dumb slut >my friends start to get mad because I'm "killing the vibe" >f--- your vibe >f--- all of you it makes me sad that it had to end but these people had absolutely no respect for my morality, probably talked s--- about me constantly behind my back, and ultimately not getting me anywhere in life. whatever.

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3 KB JPG : Anonymous TOP KEK > introduce my waifu to the therapist >>36588249 # 04/27/17(Thu)05:10:54 No.36588187 That therapist probably needed a therapist himself after that session. You guys thought it was a good idea to introduce my waifu to the therapist Anonymous >>36588249 # 04/27/17(Thu)05:12:35 No.36588207 that's actually funny made me kek Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)05:12:45 No.36588211 i guarantee no one here thought it was a good idea

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ymous (ID: NU3toXWn) VIP KB JPG No.29389357 I have been putting testosterone pills in my gay brothers food and drinks for about 2 months now and he is starting to like women more. AMA 11/29/20(Sun)23:44:19

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: Anonymous 954 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following him around >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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18 KB JPG >my magical realm is sex >every character in my setting was canonically created via sex >I even include some NPC's who are parents, explicitly confirming that they have had sex >my players are none the wiser >after games, they even call my campaign "good" and "fun"

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Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)19:27:30 No.57470091 File: file.png (981 KB, 1280x720) STP I had a cap revolver until I started shooting in my living room while screaming "YEEE HAW" and my mom called me retarded and took it away ;__;

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Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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: Anonymous gym women 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:22 No.72545298 1.53 MB PNG Is it just me or do y'all also have something for athletic/buffy girls (or just women that do gym like men) rather than conventionally "hot" women? Like I'm super skinny and weak, like, skinnier than the average femboy and I lost an arm wrestling match to some 1.55 girl and like I wanna go to the gym and get some Tom Holland build but even then I would find pretty hot to have a girl that could really lift me up/snap me in half And like I study in a private school (wich sucks because everything in my country sucks) and most of the popular girls are athletic, not big booty hourglass figure Stacies so like it's heaven I just f------ love the type of women that would humiliate the f--- out of me in an arm wrestling match : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:56 No.72545310 slow down there adderall boy you wrote a whole ass essay about nothing 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:12 No.72545314 : Anonymous >>72545298 (OP) # btw she f---- big asian d--- : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:36 No.72545319 Just to clarify I'm not a f----- Orr a femboy but I am skinny as f---

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