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Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)20:36:17 No.181680133 >>181683096 File: 1433038011313.jpg (19 KB, 217x320) Congrats Bendan. I will now delete this from my reaction image folder.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)23:33:31 No.72551347 >go to a restaurant >look at the menu >"brown sauce", "red sauce", "white sauce" What the f--- is this? How am I supposed to know about they're talking about?

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)02:00:19 No.46325454 >be black >cant pay rent >kids are starving >just got payed >go to mall >guccibelt.jpg >have to have it oudet GUCCI 25 KB JPG >go home >flex on kids >life is good

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context: Switzerland decided to not to give Ukraine any military equipment due to the absolute neutral policy in wars which was established like two centuries ago | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wio/VnON 03/13/23(Mon) 05:09:19 No.419457631 Robert Zubrin @robert zubrin 32m Here's what needs be done. 1. Send all Swiss made hardware possessed by NATO countries to #Ukraine regardless of Swiss wishes. 2. Ban Swiss from all future NATO procurements. 3. Investigate Swiss banks dark money links. 4. Tariff oil shipped to Swiss 100%. Proceeds to #Ukraine. 274 ₁219 B5E7FE55-01D9-4DF2-B9F7-12505F5F3795.jpg 306 KB JPG >here's what must be done: steal money from people and give it to Holy Ukraine >>419458175 # >>419458462 # >>419459027 # >>419459477 # >>419460486 # >>419460696 # >>419462480 # >>419465418 # >>419465839 # >>419466373 # >>419467045 # >>419469884 # >>419471477 # >>419474064 #

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Anon loses his friends | /r/Greentext

03/12/23(Sun)21:16:38 No.72549797 just lost two of my good friends because I refused to continue to let them talking down to me >they call me an incel when i say i hate sluts >constantly telling me to "lighten up" >telling me to "just stop being so negative" >eventually I told them to shut the f--- up, if they don't like being around me then stop f------ inviting me places >they still invited me out constantly >going to bars was fun for a bit but I hated all the normies who had no sense of decent mentality >"anon, why are you here reading a newspaper? there are so many beautiful women here that are your age" Anonymous 887 KB PNG >they're all retarded >they're all sluts >all a single one of these retards care about is drugs and sex >some chick is bragging to me about having sex with 5 guys in a day >i say shes a dumb slut >my friends start to get mad because I'm "killing the vibe" >f--- your vibe >f--- all of you it makes me sad that it had to end but these people had absolutely no respect for my morality, probably talked s--- about me constantly behind my back, and ultimately not getting me anywhere in life. whatever.

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Anon went to therapy | /r/Greentext

3 KB JPG : Anonymous TOP KEK > introduce my waifu to the therapist >>36588249 # 04/27/17(Thu)05:10:54 No.36588187 That therapist probably needed a therapist himself after that session. You guys thought it was a good idea to introduce my waifu to the therapist Anonymous >>36588249 # 04/27/17(Thu)05:12:35 No.36588207 that's actually funny made me kek Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)05:12:45 No.36588211 i guarantee no one here thought it was a good idea

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Forced team swapping. | /r/Greentext

ymous (ID: NU3toXWn) VIP KB JPG No.29389357 I have been putting testosterone pills in my gay brothers food and drinks for about 2 months now and he is starting to like women more. AMA 11/29/20(Sun)23:44:19

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Anon’s coworker is unfathomably based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 954 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following him around >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a perverted GM | /r/Greentext

18 KB JPG >my magical realm is sex >every character in my setting was canonically created via sex >I even include some NPC's who are parents, explicitly confirming that they have had sex >my players are none the wiser >after games, they even call my campaign "good" and "fun"

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)19:27:30 No.57470091 File: file.png (981 KB, 1280x720) STP I had a cap revolver until I started shooting in my living room while screaming "YEEE HAW" and my mom called me retarded and took it away ;__;

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Anon believed them | /r/Greentext

07/04/17(Tue)09:52:59 No.38148964 >it'll get better in high school >it'll get better in college >it'l' get better in university >it will get better when i have a job 142 KB PNG >ive wasted my entire f------ life, my youth is gone ive missed out on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life : Anonymous View Thread

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck .. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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anon likes strong girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous gym women 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:22 No.72545298 1.53 MB PNG Is it just me or do y'all also have something for athletic/buffy girls (or just women that do gym like men) rather than conventionally "hot" women? Like I'm super skinny and weak, like, skinnier than the average femboy and I lost an arm wrestling match to some 1.55 girl and like I wanna go to the gym and get some Tom Holland build but even then I would find pretty hot to have a girl that could really lift me up/snap me in half And like I study in a private school (wich sucks because everything in my country sucks) and most of the popular girls are athletic, not big booty hourglass figure Stacies so like it's heaven I just f------ love the type of women that would humiliate the f--- out of me in an arm wrestling match : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:56 No.72545310 slow down there adderall boy you wrote a whole ass essay about nothing 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:12 No.72545314 : Anonymous >>72545298 (OP) # btw she f---- big asian d--- : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:36 No.72545319 Just to clarify I'm not a f----- Orr a femboy but I am skinny as f---

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