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07/04/17(Tue)09:52:59 No.38148964 >it'll get better in high school >it'll get better in college >it'l' get better in university >it will get better when i have a job 142 KB PNG >ive wasted my entire f------ life, my youth is gone ive missed out on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life : Anonymous View Thread

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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: Anonymous gym women 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:22 No.72545298 1.53 MB PNG Is it just me or do y'all also have something for athletic/buffy girls (or just women that do gym like men) rather than conventionally "hot" women? Like I'm super skinny and weak, like, skinnier than the average femboy and I lost an arm wrestling match to some 1.55 girl and like I wanna go to the gym and get some Tom Holland build but even then I would find pretty hot to have a girl that could really lift me up/snap me in half And like I study in a private school (wich sucks because everything in my country sucks) and most of the popular girls are athletic, not big booty hourglass figure Stacies so like it's heaven I just f------ love the type of women that would humiliate the f--- out of me in an arm wrestling match : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:49:56 No.72545310 slow down there adderall boy you wrote a whole ass essay about nothing 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:12 No.72545314 : Anonymous >>72545298 (OP) # btw she f---- big asian d--- : Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:36 No.72545319 Just to clarify I'm not a f----- Orr a femboy but I am skinny as f---

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: Anonymous 71 KB JPG what meme? >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572686 # >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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O Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue) 15:47:18 No.895495951 >be me >about 9 years old >on schoolyard during break >standing at the top of stairs facing away from the middle >see kid i don't like because he pushed me running towards them >get idea >stretch out my leg behind myself >kid trips over my foot and falls down the stairs >his head, hands and knees are bleeding and he's crying >teacher quickly runs over >i act like i try to help him >never get punished for it because the teacher didn't notice me stretching out my leg because i wasn't facing him >mfw i got my revenge and had no consequences

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Anonymous (ID: vj3xX8Xa TOTAL UKRAINIAN DRAFT 03/10/23(Fri)23:55:26 No.419184900 ХУЕВАЯ ОДЕССА ХУЕВАЯ ОДЕССА 1678345204298982.png 436 KB PNG >be Ukrainian >have a walk with your wifey >draft officers show up >refuse to sign the draft paper >they put an AK barrel to your head https://files.catbox.moe/x29vt7.mp4 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M MOOOOOOBILIZING!!!!!! : Anonymous (ID: s/BG5etP 03/10/23(Fri)23:56:49 No.419185025 Cope vatnigger, this is just a russoid saboteur being detained : Anonymous (ID: R7Rrn7qD) 03/10/23(Fri)23:57:39 No.419185108 >>419184900 (OP) # greater khazaria awaits : Anonymous (ID: LGuroBGz) 03/10/23 (Fri)23:58:33 No.419185205 >>419184900 (OP) # well deserved.. I don't go outside in peace times, let alone in wartime. Anonymous (ID: R8vFupnS) 03/10/23(Fri)23:59:43 No.419185317 >>419184900 (OP) # Wonder when zelensky will start drafting children and old people

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84 KB PNG >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense

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0c4.jpg 16 KB JPG >listen to "I've Just Had Sex" >think it's funny >joke that I'll play it to myself after having sex >decade later >still haven't had sex

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: Anonymous (ID: mIK5Amux) | 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead No.419377472 > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? : Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #

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Anonymous Depraved New World 03/12/23(Sun)09:55:24 No.895762297 President Biden @POTUS United States government official Republican officials have introduced a record number of anti-LGBTQI+ bills in statehouses across the nation. Bills that would rip transgender children from their parents or 2D5A2658-6207-4931-B848-E55D595C3690.jpg 194 KB JPG >15 years ago: lets adult gays buy cake >now: let people mess with children's genitals and hormones I thought you all promised that even at the very worst, kids would not be part of this s--- and now the 100 years old mentally deficient most powerful man if twisttering about "transgender" CHILDREN W-- turn did this simulation take in these 15 years /b/ros?

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: Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >Be born with anxiety and depression >Throughout highschool told by parents and therapist not to care what others think >COVID hits my freshman year, due to isolation start not caring what others think >Immediately lose most of my friends because of 306 KB PNG this >Throughout Junior and Senior year I had 1 friend, I was sociable but no one was a friend, just good acquaintances What the f---??? Those assholes lied to me

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: Anonymous 28 KB JPG elle 03/10/23 (Fri)00:56:47 No.72515517 >be me >cybersecurity analyst >make six figure salary >tell ladies I make a six figure salary >they ask for my name and phone number >I'm too smart to give out my personal information

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