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>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?

Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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Anon buys a casio watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

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Anon's story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG >be me 11/14/24(Thu)15:42:58 No.79444898 >be younger me >bag the chronically online trans e-girl >firstloves.jpg >just the two of us vs. the world >she gets me better than i get myself and vice versa >break up cause we're young and stupid and do dumb toxic s--- to each other >be older me >develop brad-tier personality and looks >5 years of semi-successfully dating biogirls >they make me feel dead inside >constant whining and complaining with no actual strategy or intent to fix their "problems"" >recoil at any attempt for logic >constantly dealing with "open relationships," slut behavior, and general female narcissism >expect me to pay for their entire lifestyle >in this f------ economy?? >bitchgetadamnjob.wav >reconnect with old gf >shes 7 years hrt, got laser hair removal, has plans for ffs and srs, and overall just has extremely physically feminine genetics >meetup with her again >holyfuck she looks indistinguishable from a biogirl >we're even more compatible than in the past >actually craves the housewife life and is even open to working part-time to help with finances in order to make that work >ooobabyatriple.mov >she has a gf >godfuckingdammit

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Anon is Empowering women in STEM | /r/Greentext

← /pol/488304700/ 1/3 .R+BzL3Sx (OP) US 4h (11/13/24 08:08) 488304700 295 Re 56 Img JPG 84KB (1125 × 1020) MenBTFO.jpg . 105 Replies Amber Roberts @AstronomerAmber Q *I take out both of my laptops at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* "What do you need 2 laptops for?" Me: "Well one is for my astrophysics work and one is for my artificial intelligence work." #priceless #WomenInSTEM #womenintech #ai #GirlBoss You just couldn't let a woman lead, could you? That's the only reason Kamala lost... MISOGYNY! 1/1 UAESOXwi US 4h (11/13/24 08:09) · 488304760 7 Replies >>488304700 (OP) Good morning I hate women 1/3 kPlfHnn6 · FR 4h (11/13/24 08:14) 488305036 GIF 69KB (220 × 220) pepe.gif 15 Replies >>488304700 (OP) >men >do thing >women >do thing, AND I M A WOMAN ! IMPRESSIVE HUH?! BECAUSE USUALLY WOMEN ARE RETARDED BUT IM DOING IT SO IM NOT RETARDED! DID NOT EXCPECT THAT YOU TESTICLES HAVER ?! ALL MEN ARE THE SAME YOU F----- SEXIST ASSHOLES

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Boomer mom or Based cop? | /r/Greentext

11/12/24(Tue)18:52:37 No.488247192 >Georgia mother Brittany Patterson was arrested and hauled off to jail in front of her children for letting her 11-year-old son walk less than a mile into town, where just 370 HIKE people live. She was charged with reckless conduct, and faces one year in jail. 61 KB JPG 11/12/24(Tue)18:54:00 No.488247314 11 is too young to be left alone with adult supervision. save your 'muh latchkey kid' boomer nostalgia. it wasn't smart then and it isn't smart now. 881 KB GIF 11/12/24(Tue)18:59:37 No.488247807 >>488247192 (OP) # >old enough to transition > Not old enough to walk The liberal mind is a marvel

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Anon is aromatic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AM TIRED OF EARTH THIS PEAPLE AM TEE Chirbat 328 KB PNG 04/06/24(Sat) 04:07:03 No.197981315 > on second date with a girl > she suggests movie theater date > we watch the godzilla movie > she tells me to wrap my arm around he shoulder to feel safe > she tells me my hand feels cold and puts it beneath her legs This is the farthest I have gotten with a girl and it makes me sad that I felt nothing. Not excited, not happy, not even nervous. I guess ibfelt apprehension knowing that she has her own agency and will outside of my own, and I don't want to be around anyone but myself. It sucks being attracted to the female body but not wanting to be close to anyone

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Why can't people be normal? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 126 KB PNG >w--.jpg 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >go to twitter >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anon versus HR | /r/Greentext

11/13/24(Wed)18:00:32 No.488377802 Anonymous (ID: hjINGYVO >>488378144 >>488378725 >>488379244 File: 1423630307488.png (200 KB, 320x395) >HR hires yet another 60 year-old woman for a physical job >it doesn't work out >"Anon, your department turnover is too high. We need you to write up an action plan for better employee retention." >"Also, we think you're mean and that's why your retention is so poor. We'll make sure to let anyone in a position to determine your job trajectory knows our entirely unfounded opinion about your abilities and personality." >"Why are you so angry all the time?"

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1651138315944.jpg, 247KiB, 845x1026 /v/ Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:11:56 No.692042105 View Report >Dreamt that one day, there was spooky rainfall and the classic 80% of people died, while I had something different happen to me >The other people who were outside, so maybe 5%, turned into demons >Felt myself melting as the adrenaline rushed through my remaining veins >"I will simply become a cute girl" >Turned into fairly flat naked girl who could levitate >Constantly had Buddy Holly by Weezer playing in my skull, which drove me mad eventually >Went around as a gigaslut and r---- everything with a pulse just so I could dominate it and then eat their soul >Got a little experimental at times and snacked on the corpses >Kinda liked the sounds, tastes and feelings of tearing flesh, crunching on bones and draining marrow & blood >Eventually got the upper half of my head cut off >In the center of my now-half-brain, there is a little demon mouth, from which the music comes >Obviously not enough to kill me >Buddy Holly is now louder >Still breathing >Still r----- Watching MahoAko sparked the part of my brain that made me a little hungry. I wonder what it all meant. Videogames. Is there any videogame about this?

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Anon is monumentally stupid | /r/Greentext

File: Shotgun.jpg (89 KB, 1035x432) Post Firearm Accident Greentexts Ar >be me >playing with shotgun on cam with friends >load shell and boint >trigger is a ball hair from breaking >ohshit.jpg >rack the shell out and stop playing with the gun >the shell f------ shatters my $300 moniter Dont play with guns guys.

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Anon expresses an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)18:34:04 No.205698889 >>205699594 >>205700356 A classic beauty. Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)20:55:26 No.205706056 the face she's making is the face i make when someone calls an ugly bitch like her beautiful Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)19:01:57 No.205700100 >>205699594 she looks like the rock with downs

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)21:42:05 No.205708269 >I'm green! lol nice try Shenequa you're not fooling anyone

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