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![No.53368273 16 hours ago >>53368235 >>53367471 >[American's] use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really f------ cold and 100 is really f------ hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water. 25 replies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/547/712/734.jpg "Anon is a scientist. | /r/Greentext")
![O MISGENDERED BY A DOOR Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)00:04:20 No.72507072 [Reply] >>72507757 > >be me >born as male, biologically male, identify as male >at work >workplace has a security system that locks certain doors unless you have the right permissions to use them >for some reason this includes several of the toilets >go to use one of the male toilets >door refuses to open, stays locked >try again, still locked >later in the day >need to use toilet again >check the nearby disabled toilet since those are unisex >unlocks perfectly fine >confused.jpg >male coworker passes by >ask them to try the door >works perfectly fine and unlocks >try to unlock it myself again after it relocks >STILL LOCKED >try unlocking the female toilet to check if its an issue with the toilets in general >it unlocks without issue >give up and use the disabled toilet >try a different part of the workplace to avoid previous issue >go to unlock that male toilet >THIS ONE ALSO REFUSES TO UNLOCK >try the nearby disabled and women's toilets >BOTH OPEN WITHOUT ISSUE >mfw i'm being misgendered by a goddamn door](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/547/605/f20.png "Anon is being misgendered by a door | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1893-vs-1993.jpg (504 KB, 720x720) 1893 1993 What went so wrong? Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)19:35:10 No.72499802 [Reply] ► >>72499812 Why were women in the 1980s and 1990s so ugly? >> Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)19:36:51 No.72499812 ► >>72499837 >>72499802 (OP) Post your face ugly incel and lets critique you >> Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)19:40:17 No.72499837 ► File: (me).png (391 KB, 879x600) 16 >>72499812 Looks like I struck a nerve, hm?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/547/442/dff.png "Anon critiques 90's women | /r/Greentext")
