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Anonymous 08/16/15(Sun)14:46:02 No.306649747 >>306650219 >>306648536 >I was only 9 years old >I loved Todd Howard so much, I had all the merchandise and games >I pray to Todd Howard every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Todd is love" I say; "Todd is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bethesda >I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Todd >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "Have you preordered Fallout 4 yet?" >He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Todd >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Todd >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Todd >He Screams in a girly shriek as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Todd looks him straight in the eyes and says "It just works." >Todd leaves through my window >Todd is love. Todd is life.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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