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: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)16:39:44 No.63208998 >Brother is a giganormie >Full time job, successful in his career >~6'0", white, blue eyes, blonde hair >Loved by both parents >Has had many girlfriends >Got arrested for obviously fake r--- allegations this morning >Girl accusing him is a known psycho, there are messages from her saying she wants it 59 KB JPG >she's still getting her way What's the point of even trying to make it? I'm so angry I just want my brother back. 7 Replies View Thread

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)17:44:04 No.63209533 >Be degenerate NEET >Do nothing all day >Mysteriously, a Unity tutorial shows up in my YouTube recommended >Never searched for anything remotely close to game development >Watch the tutorial a bit 46 KB PNG >Dopamine rush, want to make a game myself >Use s----- 90s textures and make a car simulation game >Publish it on Google Play Store >Mfw got over a million downloads >Mfw made 20k in revenue >Mfw got deeper into game development and am planning on making a big map game with AAA quality >Mfw my life changed cause of a YouTube algorithm Thanks YouTube

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: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)19:28:37 No.9566577 >be me >18 >have a good life >have good family >smartest in the family >favorite in the family >have lots of friends 824 KB PNG >one day hanging with friends >"Hey anon, have you ever smoked a joint" >"no" >"Take a hit, anon" >"no" >"Are you a homosexual, anon" >"I ain't no homosexual" >"Then take one, anon" >Takes the hit >feelgoodman.jpg >addiction kicks in >smoking all the time >stop doing homework >stop going to class >lose all scholarships >kicked out of home >lose all hope mfw I am homeless for being called a homosexual

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Anon wants more money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)06:44:26 No.63203423 Does anyone want free money? I'm going to hang myself very soon and idk what to do with it, I've also got a thousand in bitcoin so drop your wallet and l'll send some to you 12 KB JPG 48 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/14/21(Wed)10:55:53 No.63206338 >63203639 # >be you >spend days and days s------- on everyone here >call them loser incels >attempt to break their spirits on a daily basis >someone says they're going to end their life >noooo don't do that bro I f------ hate you people. >>63206369 #

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Anon argues | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47733285 1 hr. ago >l just lost an argument in my head against a person that doesn't even exist >l even stuttered 48.1 kB PNG 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon cant relate to zoomers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)21:54:06 No.63206018 >early zoomer (1998) >can't relate to millennials, they're practically boomers >can't relate to early zoomers 7 KB JPG 34 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 10/20/18(Sat)20:10:24 No.782820861 >Be me >17 fem >Try to get abotion >Start to hear whispers in my ear >Look behind me >Needle goes into my throat and I 7 KB JPG get knocked out >Wake up >Im tied to a chair >Look around >See Ben Shapiro >Pulls bat out >Hits me so hard I cant move >Takes the baby out, no painkiller >Says "Libtard, I will raise this baby" >Bleed and die in the middle of nowhere >All I see is ben sapiro chant a magic spell, and the baby grows into a clone of Ben Shapiro >I die a few minutes later

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anon doesn’t go to space | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)07:34:34 No.806369057 >Be me >Always wanted to be an astronaut >Think "if I train real hard l'll be one someday" >Train real hard >Learn physics and s--- >Eventually work my way up to the 1.02 MB PNG space program >Tfw finally accepted into the space force with highest honors >Onwards, where no man has gone before! >All of a sudden the program is cancelled >Demand to know why >"Sorry anon, we decided to hire a gang of amphibious creatures to fight for us on other planets instead" >mfw I read the first letter of each sentence

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: Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)21:56:22 No.795913984 >be me, on deathbed from terminal Oronge cancer 5-hour KENERGY >drink 5 hour energy REGULAR STRENGTH >die 2 hours later Vitamins Nutrients eie - Sugar Free Gal What the f---? 31 KB JPG

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Anon is a donor | /r/Greentext

File: _91408619 55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)23:52:31 No.852011249 [Reply] >>852012648 >Be me >virgin collegefag short on cash >find out about sperm clinics >figure what the hell, decide it couldn't hurt to try >after donating first "sample", get call saying that I have abnormally high fertility rate and there could be high demand for it >surprised that there could ever be any demand for my genes but sure why not >paysgood.jpg >Do this twice a week for a couple of years with a few breaks between. >ffw 15 years >really good financially, but still have no friends or social life

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Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)03:05:57 No.63063281 File: shower pepe.png (104 KB, 830x1094) >>63056316 (OP) >girls pursued me quite a lot >didn't notice or know what to do due to ass burgers >lose very many chances to get to know pretty girls >finally grow set of balls and get gf at 20 >she has personality disorder >get systematically torn apart by her for 6 years >escape and blame yourself >have trust issues forever >never love again >go to 4chan

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Anon does a motivation. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/24/21(Wed)05:23:57 No.60528021 >>60524818 (OP) # Fren. Let me tell you a secret, it's a little personal. I find struggle beautiful. Not in a weird, fetishistic, sexual 85 KB PNG way. And not in the sadistic "ngmi" kind of way. The struggle, to grow, to change, to move forward. >the hatchling cracking the shell >the butterfly bursting it's cacoon >the fight for survival >the will to live beating out the odds There is nothing more synonymous with life itself, and life is the most beautiful thing. If you're trying, if you're struggling, you're beautiful; and in my eyes you're making it. >>60528511 # >>60528789 # >>60528835 # >>60529036 # >>60530102 # >>60530223 # >>60530330 # >>60531881 # >>60532813 # >>60533065 # >>60533547 # >>60534110 # >>60534400 # >>60534410 # >>60534471 # >>60534546 # >>60535634 # >>60535909 # >>60535959 # >>60536179 # >>60538561 # >>60539043 # >>60539061 # >>60539456 # >>60539957 # >>60540440 # >>60541491 # >>60541862 # >>60541983 # >>60542037 # >>60542413 # >>60542961 # >>60542985 # >>60543146 # >>60543417 # >>60543806 # 6054 2058 u G 0544 014 S0544 A25 H C0544449

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: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)22:22:54 No.852034051 >Be me, 7 at the time >Have "friends" who were only friends with me because they could get me to do stuff for them >This was at a church >Parents forced me to carry a full 46 KB JPG sized bible with me at all times when at church >"Friends" start making me do stuff I didn't want to >l'm sick of it >angery.jpg >They're making fun of me >Remembers I have a large and heavy book in my hands >I know what do >Runs up bashes one over the head, screaming my lungs out >ouch.png >The rest scatter >Kid I hit just stands there, stunned >He just slowly backs away >Turn around to see another kid who watched the whole thing >It's the one who's a tattletale >ohno.mov >He looks mortified and runs off to my dad, in another part of the building >"ANON HIT (friendname) WITH A BOO0OK" >My dad doesn't say anything >Service starts later >We all go to the sanctuary and sit down >l'm terrified >Nervous through entire sermon >Sermon ends, get in car with dad, still scared >Dad looks over with a stern glare >iamgoingtodie >Glare goes away and is replaced with a smile >"I'm proud of you Anon. You stood up for yourself." >extremely confused but happy So that's how I beat another kid with a bible and got congratulated for it somehow. I still don't understand.

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