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File: 1893-vs-1993.jpg (504 KB, 720x720) 1893 1993 What went so wrong? Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)19:35:10 No.72499802 [Reply] ► >>72499812 Why were women in the 1980s and 1990s so ugly? >> Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)19:36:51 No.72499812 ► >>72499837 >>72499802 (OP) Post your face ugly incel and lets critique you >> Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)19:40:17 No.72499837 ► File: (me).png (391 KB, 879x600) 16 >>72499812 Looks like I struck a nerve, hm?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous cactus ruined my life 03/09/23(Thu)14:15:40 No.72504563 > be me, 19yo incel dumbass at IT college > mom have an obsession with cactus, have dozens of them > upload pics of me with cactus in the back 202 KB PNG > get pretty popular and known as the "cactus man" at college > act like I'm a cactus fan and often buy some at the garden center nearby college > poeple sometimes ask me selfies because they think it's funny > be me, in class and extremely bored > bought a cactus earlier (not important) > there's this bitch being a f------ loud monkey in front of me > friend say: "I swear to god I'm f------ kill her" > we start joking around whispering things we'ill do to her > AUTISM KICKS IN > say out very loud: "I swear to god I'm f------ gonna r--- her to death with this f------ cactus" > fuckingfuck.avi > everyone stop talking > poeple look at me with horrified expressions > mfw now everyone hates me and want me dead > mfw I'm now known as the "cactus r-----" > mfw cactus > mfw

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Anon wants to play vidya games just like in his kiddie days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous This world is just a dream, and I'm done with dreaming! 02/26/23(Sun)21:45:49 No.72374007 I wish I could enjoy playing video games instead of being constantly inundated by the sense of arbitrariness and pointlessness in it and feeling like I'm wasting my life. But it's not like I can get anything I want in real life anyway no matter what I do, so what does it matter if nothing I achieve in a game has any constructive impact on my real life? How much different is it really, striving for artificial goals in real life? What objective value is there in experiencing physical sensations over simply 297 KB PNG imagining things? I know several guys who are happy just coming home from work and playing video games every day, and I wish I could be like them and enjoy a simple, easily attainable life.

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Anon wants to summon a cat girl. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Catgirl Succubus 03/22/19(Fri)21:09:57 No.22393603 nekopara.jpg 158 KB JPG How do i summon a catgirl succubus? www.taigome.org

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anon prefers minors over his friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M McDonald's 1.58 MB PNG of it 03/09/23(Thu)03:00:53 No.895593843 >28 >purposely get job at mcdonalds >spend every shift flirting with 15 year olds >get some action with one >friend found out >wont talk to me any more because

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anon wrotes a letter for his ex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sad letter 03/09/23(Thu)02:27:18 No.895591011 24 KB JPG Just broke up with My GF and wrote her a letter that i will never deliver to her, but wanted to share with someone >I did want to teach you to skate >I wanted to see demon slayer with you >I wanted to sleep with you >I wanted to grow by your side >i wanted us to plant those little lemon trees >I wanted to be there to see you achieve your goals and I wanted you to be proud of me > And really, I should have fought harder, I should have told you that I'd be with you no matter what. >But I was weak >I'm going to miss your presence > I'm going to miss your smell > your smile and your jokes >I will miss accompanying you to Xochimilco >I will miss seeing the sunset and the moon by your side >I will never forget our dates or songs our first kiss that was so special neither how beautiful you looked when the sun hit your face and your little eyes took on a honey color >i should have told you that I was going to be with you despite all your problems, that I was going to give you everything I could give you >and I was going to give it to you with all the love in the world. >but now you're gone and that's fine, I admire your courage and respect your decision >nothing ever lasts forever, because if things last forever, nothing would have value >I have no choice but to remember this time with care and love > and wish you the best, because you deserve it Isis > only I don't want you to forget about me, okay? > Good luck in everything My skinny precious girl, >loves you very much >-goldilocks >*note: please take care of Genesis:( I AM SO heartbroken/B/ros, she broke up with me because she was not feeling well with everything going on in her life, and did'nt wanted to give me a half hearted relationship, Still i'm f------ heartbroken Everything sucks /b/ros Note:Génesis is a plant i gave to her as a gift

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: Anonymous 465 KB JPG 03/07/23(Tue)08:07:11 No.72479658 I've got a funny story for you guys >Be me >just turned 24 >Realize I am now closer to my 30th than my 18th >stillnobitches.png >no friends >no future >my life is the joke Anyone have advice? : Anonymous 03/07/23 (Tue)08:09:22 No.72479672 >>72479658 (OP) # >I've got a funny story for you guys >my life is the joke Why don't you make it 10 stories and then jump

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childhood greentext stories Anonymous 11/19/10(Fri)20:40:30 No.28849 >11 years old >twin brother dies >parents don't let me go to his funeral or tell me where it is >tells me it would be inappropriate to be there as it could confuse people XX Anonymous 11/19/10(Fri)20:41:15 No.288495XXX 10/10

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: Anonymous >Be me >Mexican >Latin languages are considered romantic >Speak spanish >Sound like an autistic child Bros is there anyway I can make my voice sound deeper? Should I just take more testosterone? V 03/08/23(Wed)21:53:30 No.72500530 431 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)22:05:19 No.72500645 >romance languages mean they considered romantic they're called Romance languages cause it comes from "in Roman" ya chucklefuck. just be happy you don't have to sperg out in French or something

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: Anonymous ThinkPad 297 KB PNG 1 Reply 03/08/23 (Wed) 21:48:49 No.72501058 >WOULD YOU DATE THIS LOVECRAFTIAN CREATURE THAT BARELY RESEMBLES A HUMAN BEING? IF NOT YOU ARENT A REAL INCEL View Thread : Anonymous >>72501058 (OP) # i'd probably date a f------ ham sandwich if it would hold me at night 03/08/23 (Wed) 21:49:27 No.72501065

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: Anonymous (ID: cnJFIIKK 03/09/23(Thu)10:02:30 No.418996775 >>418992641 (OP) # So lets say I'm a rich man whose built up a business or climbed the corporate ladder to a good executive position in a fortune 500 company. Let's say I'm mid 40s. Who do I pick for a wife, all else being equal? There's option a: >mid 40s woman who can offer me a full time career, and some frozen eggs I can use if I hire a mexican surrogate mom. and there's option b: >The cute 20yo pouring coffee at starbucks I have both options. Who do I pick? >(jeopardy music plays) >>418996923 # >>418998556 # >>419000620 #

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File: 1893-vs-1993.jpg (504 KB, 720x720) 1893 1993 What went so wrong? Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)19:35:10 No.72499802 [Reply] ► >>72499812 Why were women in the 1980s and 1990s so ugly? >> Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)19:36:51 No.72499812 ► >>72499837 >>72499802 (OP) Post your face ugly incel and lets critique you >> Anonymous 03/08/23 (Wed)19:40:17 No.72499837 ► File: (me).png (391 KB, 879x600) 16 >>72499812 Looks like I struck a nerve, hm?

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