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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is the "cactus man" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous cactus ruined my life 03/09/23(Thu)14:15:40 No.72504563 > be me, 19yo incel dumbass at IT college > mom have an obsession with cactus, have dozens of them > upload pics of me with cactus in the back 202 KB PNG > get pretty popular and known as the "cactus man" at college > act like I'm a cactus fan and often buy some at the garden center nearby college > poeple sometimes ask me selfies because they think it's funny > be me, in class and extremely bored > bought a cactus earlier (not important) > there's this bitch being a f------ loud monkey in front of me > friend say: "I swear to god I'm f------ kill her" > we start joking around whispering things we'ill do to her > AUTISM KICKS IN > say out very loud: "I swear to god I'm f------ gonna r--- her to death with this f------ cactus" > fuckingfuck.avi > everyone stop talking > poeple look at me with horrified expressions > mfw now everyone hates me and want me dead > mfw I'm now known as the "cactus r-----" > mfw cactus > mfw

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Anon wants to play vidya games just like in his kiddie days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous This world is just a dream, and I'm done with dreaming! 02/26/23(Sun)21:45:49 No.72374007 I wish I could enjoy playing video games instead of being constantly inundated by the sense of arbitrariness and pointlessness in it and feeling like I'm wasting my life. But it's not like I can get anything I want in real life anyway no matter what I do, so what does it matter if nothing I achieve in a game has any constructive impact on my real life? How much different is it really, striving for artificial goals in real life? What objective value is there in experiencing physical sensations over simply 297 KB PNG imagining things? I know several guys who are happy just coming home from work and playing video games every day, and I wish I could be like them and enjoy a simple, easily attainable life.

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Anon wants to summon a cat girl. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Catgirl Succubus 03/22/19(Fri)21:09:57 No.22393603 nekopara.jpg 158 KB JPG How do i summon a catgirl succubus? www.taigome.org

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anon prefers minors over his friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M McDonald's 1.58 MB PNG of it 03/09/23(Thu)03:00:53 No.895593843 >28 >purposely get job at mcdonalds >spend every shift flirting with 15 year olds >get some action with one >friend found out >wont talk to me any more because

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anon wrotes a letter for his ex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sad letter 03/09/23(Thu)02:27:18 No.895591011 24 KB JPG Just broke up with My GF and wrote her a letter that i will never deliver to her, but wanted to share with someone >I did want to teach you to skate >I wanted to see demon slayer with you >I wanted to sleep with you >I wanted to grow by your side >i wanted us to plant those little lemon trees >I wanted to be there to see you achieve your goals and I wanted you to be proud of me > And really, I should have fought harder, I should have told you that I'd be with you no matter what. >But I was weak >I'm going to miss your presence > I'm going to miss your smell > your smile and your jokes >I will miss accompanying you to Xochimilco >I will miss seeing the sunset and the moon by your side >I will never forget our dates or songs our first kiss that was so special neither how beautiful you looked when the sun hit your face and your little eyes took on a honey color >i should have told you that I was going to be with you despite all your problems, that I was going to give you everything I could give you >and I was going to give it to you with all the love in the world. >but now you're gone and that's fine, I admire your courage and respect your decision >nothing ever lasts forever, because if things last forever, nothing would have value >I have no choice but to remember this time with care and love > and wish you the best, because you deserve it Isis > only I don't want you to forget about me, okay? > Good luck in everything My skinny precious girl, >loves you very much >-goldilocks >*note: please take care of Genesis:( I AM SO heartbroken/B/ros, she broke up with me because she was not feeling well with everything going on in her life, and did'nt wanted to give me a half hearted relationship, Still i'm f------ heartbroken Everything sucks /b/ros Note:Génesis is a plant i gave to her as a gift

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Anon in shambles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 465 KB JPG 03/07/23(Tue)08:07:11 No.72479658 I've got a funny story for you guys >Be me >just turned 24 >Realize I am now closer to my 30th than my 18th >stillnobitches.png >no friends >no future >my life is the joke Anyone have advice? : Anonymous 03/07/23 (Tue)08:09:22 No.72479672 >>72479658 (OP) # >I've got a funny story for you guys >my life is the joke Why don't you make it 10 stories and then jump

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Anon's parents wouldn't let him troll people | /r/Greentext

childhood greentext stories Anonymous 11/19/10(Fri)20:40:30 No.28849 >11 years old >twin brother dies >parents don't let me go to his funeral or tell me where it is >tells me it would be inappropriate to be there as it could confuse people XX Anonymous 11/19/10(Fri)20:41:15 No.288495XXX 10/10

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Anon speaks the language of love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Mexican >Latin languages are considered romantic >Speak spanish >Sound like an autistic child Bros is there anyway I can make my voice sound deeper? Should I just take more testosterone? V 03/08/23(Wed)21:53:30 No.72500530 431 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)22:05:19 No.72500645 >romance languages mean they considered romantic they're called Romance languages cause it comes from "in Roman" ya chucklefuck. just be happy you don't have to sperg out in French or something

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Anon proves his inceldom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ThinkPad 297 KB PNG 1 Reply 03/08/23 (Wed) 21:48:49 No.72501058 >WOULD YOU DATE THIS LOVECRAFTIAN CREATURE THAT BARELY RESEMBLES A HUMAN BEING? IF NOT YOU ARENT A REAL INCEL View Thread : Anonymous >>72501058 (OP) # i'd probably date a f------ ham sandwich if it would hold me at night 03/08/23 (Wed) 21:49:27 No.72501065

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Anon needs to choose his wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cnJFIIKK 03/09/23(Thu)10:02:30 No.418996775 >>418992641 (OP) # So lets say I'm a rich man whose built up a business or climbed the corporate ladder to a good executive position in a fortune 500 company. Let's say I'm mid 40s. Who do I pick for a wife, all else being equal? There's option a: >mid 40s woman who can offer me a full time career, and some frozen eggs I can use if I hire a mexican surrogate mom. and there's option b: >The cute 20yo pouring coffee at starbucks I have both options. Who do I pick? >(jeopardy music plays) >>418996923 # >>418998556 # >>419000620 #

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Anon surprisingly hasn’t done the shrooms yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'd f--- brainy smurf 4 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)23:26:25 No.895582766 >Decide to watch smurfs for nostalgia >They live such simple but self sufficient lives, it's simply based >Be deeply inspired >become smurfpilled >Sign up to join a commune >Shave entire body naked >Fill a bathtub with rubbing alcohol and blue sharpies >Sit in it for two hours >Put a giant sock on head Am I doing this right? Already feeling more bluepilled but I might take shrooms

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