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File: 1699493818320502.png (237 KB, 1005x603) Payment Pay of Revelation of the Oxy Has the number of the the 60th *****father;s day" Anonymous (ID: WEhHFBDn 06/16/24(Sun)18:00:01 No.471340723 today is 616 >>471341128 >>471342244 >>471345813 in the old bibles the mark of the beast was 616 jews and satanist have the devil as their father' Jesus said that the jews literal father' was the devil/satan >Ye are of your Father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. Jesus says that we only have one Father and he is in heaven and to call no man on earth father >When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and churches and on the street corners to be seen by men... but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father who is unseen. so did jews do all this so people would inadvertently worship their father the devil?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 64 KB JPG 06/16/24(Sun)21:35:26 No.92000043 >be me >Kisses virgin >Decide to hire an escort to practice for a real dare >Have fantasies about dominating a woman that tries dominating me >Hire dominatrix, plan to seduce her and get her turned on and " accept her role" >Show up, she takes money >Start referring to myself as daddy > She starts hyperventilating and repeating "never again, not today" >Pepper sprays and tazes me >Gets an order of protection

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File: Sasuke_gains Meno%27s_loyalty.png (1.35 MB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)10:49:55 No.267789816 >>267789908 >>267789943 >>267789985 >>267790175 >>267790319 >>267790347 >>267791389 >>267792005 >>267792142 >>267792847 >>267794031 >>267794060 >>267796123 >>267796674 >>267797171 >>267798578 >>267799794 >>267800190 >>267802848 >Featherless Raptor F--- you Japan

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Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)19:50:32 No.679721031 900 KB PNG >wife sees me playing Persona 5 >"Arent you a little too old to be playing anime high school simulators?" How do you even respond without sounding mad?

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG >She doesn't exist >Be me 06/16/24(Sun)21:14:02 No.77856379 >Have imaginary girlfriend >Get thirsty >Ask her if she wants something to drink >Open the fridge and take 2 small bottles of cold lemon tea >Close the fridge >Stare at the 2 bottles of tea i just put on the table >I'm all alone I have just spent 10 minutes blankly staring at the void thinking if what just happened, not believing how bad my mental state truly is.

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Anon is a loner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do you get a social life w(...) 674 KB PNG 06/16/24(Sun)17:10:49 No.31455421 >20s >student >no social life since covid lockdowns, only friend i met every couple of months committed suicide in December >make efforts to strike up conversations with people in and after lectures, seminars etc >they never amount to friendships, never get invited to s---, people always excuse themselves when I ask if they want to get a drink or lunch >lectures have since stopped until september >if i go to a bar or club i just end up drinking on my own, people aren't interested in conversation >have no hobbies, have no interest in taking up any sports or anything like that >my only real interests are music and playing guitar, but im nowhere near good enough to join a band or anything like that what the f--- can i do? i can feel my sanity cracking and what social skills i have weakening. i'm at a complete loss as to what i can do to get out of this 1 Reply View Thread

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Anonymous 06/15/24(Sat) 16:25:42 No.679801962 20 KB PNG >people who hate video games consult people that hate video games on how to make video games >as a consequence, people who like video games hate those video games >instead of learning something, people who make video games double down and lash out against people who like video games How is this even possible?

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Anon hates being a serb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: gCDGyadT 7 KB PNG 09/10/20(Thu)18:26:14 No.276890547 My country was a mistake. We lost 4 wars in the 90s against underequipped Slovenes, Bosniaks, Croats and Albanians. We have the biggest number of generals and soldiers sentenced to jail. Our proto state in Bosnia was created through genocide and ethnic cleansing. Our reputation is completely ruined, everybody hates us and we're the black sheep of Europe and the world. Our economy is s--- and we're among the 5 poorest countries in Europe along Moldavia, Ukraine, Albania and Kosovo. We haven't even joined any of the relevant world organizations and institutions such as the EU and/or the WTO. Our culture is a mixture of turbo folk music, singers and television hosts who are actually prostitutes and reality tv. Please just nuke us and end this s---. I can't take it anymore.

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455 KB PNG >be me, p--- addict >masturbate 5-6 times a day >one day out of nowhere get flooded with memories of the Papa Louie Games >Nostalgia kicks in, begin playing Papa's Wingeria >get obsessed with the game >don't have time to j------- Papa Louie cured my p--- addiction

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Anon claims to work for online journal that plans to cancel Smiling Friends | /r/Greentext

File: SmilingFriends.png (469 KB, 1175x1763) SMILING FRIENDS SMILING FRIENDS HITPIECE INCOMING Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)11:58:53 No.200161332 ►>>200161379 >>200161446 I can't tell you who I am, y'all will have to just trust me. But I have connections with a noteworthy online entertainment publication. They're currently writing on a hitpiece that's attacking the creators of Smiling Friends for being problematic. >Most of the piece will be going after Zach Hadel aka psychicpebbles for connections to the alt-right >Will post old clips of him from Sleepycast and OneyPlays saying jokes perceived as bigoted. >Will go after Zach for his connections to Shadman (article calls him an artist of drawn cp) and animator-turned-NeoNazi Emily Youcis (Article says these are old friends of Zach). >The article has quotes from Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor, where he says he stopped being friends with Zach because he refused to "grow out" of his edgy phase. >Goes after the creators for including Doug Walker in the show even though he was cancelled for the whole #ChangetheChannel controversy. >Will also go after Chris O'Neill aka Oney for criticizing the BLM movement (He works on the show so he's an acceptable target). >Call them out for still being friends with Jontron even after the racist rant. >Will call 2000's Newgrounds an incubator of the current day online alt-right, and the show is from that "online cesspool". I believe there's even more than that. But it's coming out soon, I believe by the Season 2 finale or right after it.

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Anonymous (ID: N5Ut4cMb 06/03/24(Mon)11:23:14 No.470041797 >singlehandedly turned the entire Indian subcontinent into an international laughing stock How did he do it? Anonymous (ID: mvVT8/M/ ) ♥ >>470041797 (OP) # 06/03/24(Mon)11:24:27 No.470041905 >How did he do it? All he's done is show everyone the truth. That's all. >>470042718 # >>470043148 # >>470046713 #

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 06/15/24(Sat)23:40:56 No.31451466 >waking up early >sun exposure >cold shower >water, coffee, and milk only >heavy reading >lifting, running, calisthenics, swimming (some kind of physical activity) >balanced diet with good intake of protein >no p--- >8-9 hours of sleep what else?

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Anon has the best sex ever. | /r/Greentext

File: 23744b4fa074f1d1396079019(...).jpg (15 KB, 236x236) after you've done something too freaky and you tryna figure out what you've become. >moaning >im getting close >close my eyes and pick up the pace >d--- is beyond dimonds >hold back as long as i can >her back arches suddenly >her breathing speeds up >she quivers all allong her body >p---- gets tighter >OHSHIT >blow huge load inside her >best sex we had had yet >I pull out >tell her it was amazing >shes still in doggy position >still breathing heavy >still quivering >still... still foaming at the mouth...? >mfw my gf has severe epilepsy Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)00:01:44 No. 699638321 Got a story i thought i'd tell >>699639634 >>699640965 >>699642763 >>699643010 also ITT: stuff you have done which made you take 2 showers after >Had 6.5/10 gf when in uni >Her favorite position is doggy >do it all the time >back at mine one evening >going at it >switch to doggy feelsgood.exe >my fav position too >usually difficult to get my gf to orgasm quickly >often takes a good 30-40 mins of 4play to get her anywhere near ready >but she seems to be enjoying my D alot tonight >pulling at sheets >mfw i just blew my load inside her unconsious seizing body >mfw it was the best sex we ever had

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