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Anonymous How do you get a social life w(...) 674 KB PNG 06/16/24(Sun)17:10:49 No.31455421 >20s >student >no social life since covid lockdowns, only friend i met every couple of months committed suicide in December >make efforts to strike up conversations with people in and after lectures, seminars etc >they never amount to friendships, never get invited to s---, people always excuse themselves when I ask if they want to get a drink or lunch >lectures have since stopped until september >if i go to a bar or club i just end up drinking on my own, people aren't interested in conversation >have no hobbies, have no interest in taking up any sports or anything like that >my only real interests are music and playing guitar, but im nowhere near good enough to join a band or anything like that what the f--- can i do? i can feel my sanity cracking and what social skills i have weakening. i'm at a complete loss as to what i can do to get out of this 1 Reply View Thread

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 06/15/24(Sat) 16:25:42 No.679801962 20 KB PNG >people who hate video games consult people that hate video games on how to make video games >as a consequence, people who like video games hate those video games >instead of learning something, people who make video games double down and lash out against people who like video games How is this even possible?

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Anon hates being a serb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: gCDGyadT 7 KB PNG 09/10/20(Thu)18:26:14 No.276890547 My country was a mistake. We lost 4 wars in the 90s against underequipped Slovenes, Bosniaks, Croats and Albanians. We have the biggest number of generals and soldiers sentenced to jail. Our proto state in Bosnia was created through genocide and ethnic cleansing. Our reputation is completely ruined, everybody hates us and we're the black sheep of Europe and the world. Our economy is s--- and we're among the 5 poorest countries in Europe along Moldavia, Ukraine, Albania and Kosovo. We haven't even joined any of the relevant world organizations and institutions such as the EU and/or the WTO. Our culture is a mixture of turbo folk music, singers and television hosts who are actually prostitutes and reality tv. Please just nuke us and end this s---. I can't take it anymore.

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455 KB PNG >be me, p--- addict >masturbate 5-6 times a day >one day out of nowhere get flooded with memories of the Papa Louie Games >Nostalgia kicks in, begin playing Papa's Wingeria >get obsessed with the game >don't have time to j------- Papa Louie cured my p--- addiction

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Anon claims to work for online journal that plans to cancel Smiling Friends | /r/Greentext

File: SmilingFriends.png (469 KB, 1175x1763) SMILING FRIENDS SMILING FRIENDS HITPIECE INCOMING Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)11:58:53 No.200161332 ►>>200161379 >>200161446 I can't tell you who I am, y'all will have to just trust me. But I have connections with a noteworthy online entertainment publication. They're currently writing on a hitpiece that's attacking the creators of Smiling Friends for being problematic. >Most of the piece will be going after Zach Hadel aka psychicpebbles for connections to the alt-right >Will post old clips of him from Sleepycast and OneyPlays saying jokes perceived as bigoted. >Will go after Zach for his connections to Shadman (article calls him an artist of drawn cp) and animator-turned-NeoNazi Emily Youcis (Article says these are old friends of Zach). >The article has quotes from Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor, where he says he stopped being friends with Zach because he refused to "grow out" of his edgy phase. >Goes after the creators for including Doug Walker in the show even though he was cancelled for the whole #ChangetheChannel controversy. >Will also go after Chris O'Neill aka Oney for criticizing the BLM movement (He works on the show so he's an acceptable target). >Call them out for still being friends with Jontron even after the racist rant. >Will call 2000's Newgrounds an incubator of the current day online alt-right, and the show is from that "online cesspool". I believe there's even more than that. But it's coming out soon, I believe by the Season 2 finale or right after it.

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Anonymous (ID: N5Ut4cMb 06/03/24(Mon)11:23:14 No.470041797 >singlehandedly turned the entire Indian subcontinent into an international laughing stock How did he do it? Anonymous (ID: mvVT8/M/ ) ♥ >>470041797 (OP) # 06/03/24(Mon)11:24:27 No.470041905 >How did he do it? All he's done is show everyone the truth. That's all. >>470042718 # >>470043148 # >>470046713 #

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Anon is disciplined | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 06/15/24(Sat)23:40:56 No.31451466 >waking up early >sun exposure >cold shower >water, coffee, and milk only >heavy reading >lifting, running, calisthenics, swimming (some kind of physical activity) >balanced diet with good intake of protein >no p--- >8-9 hours of sleep what else?

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Anon has the best sex ever. | /r/Greentext

File: 23744b4fa074f1d1396079019(...).jpg (15 KB, 236x236) after you've done something too freaky and you tryna figure out what you've become. >moaning >im getting close >close my eyes and pick up the pace >d--- is beyond dimonds >hold back as long as i can >her back arches suddenly >her breathing speeds up >she quivers all allong her body >p---- gets tighter >OHSHIT >blow huge load inside her >best sex we had had yet >I pull out >tell her it was amazing >shes still in doggy position >still breathing heavy >still quivering >still... still foaming at the mouth...? >mfw my gf has severe epilepsy Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)00:01:44 No. 699638321 Got a story i thought i'd tell >>699639634 >>699640965 >>699642763 >>699643010 also ITT: stuff you have done which made you take 2 showers after >Had 6.5/10 gf when in uni >Her favorite position is doggy >do it all the time >back at mine one evening >going at it >switch to doggy feelsgood.exe >my fav position too >usually difficult to get my gf to orgasm quickly >often takes a good 30-40 mins of 4play to get her anywhere near ready >but she seems to be enjoying my D alot tonight >pulling at sheets >mfw i just blew my load inside her unconsious seizing body >mfw it was the best sex we ever had

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anon is a youtube debunker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Kyle Hill W--? 375 KB PNG 6/16/2024, 2:34:40 PM > Be Kyle Hill - Youtube debunker No.84741978 > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL8WLI- yFw&t=4802s > "actionable" claims (questionable) repeated 12x > "consummation" of momentum (conservation) > "inside" into (insight) > claims a masters in science "communication" with honors > Is he just retarded?

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: Anonymous 300 KB JPG Nine (DS9) 06/02/24(Sun)17:10:12 No. 199730408 >Captain Ben Sisko >Huge fan of Star Trek >Shows a future utopia for humans >The planet Earth is a paradise >No poverty or hunger >No racism or crude racial stereotypes >Favorite show is Deep Space >Brave, intelligent and compassionate >One of the first black captains with serious screen time shown on Star Trek >Final episode, Sisko saves the Alpha Quadrant... >Immediately abandons his son and pregnant wife The DS9 writers just couldnt give a black man a win

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Anonymous banned on reddit 06/16/24(Sun)05:33:05 No.77851583 >make post on r/r--- >get banned in under half an hour >didn't know it was for the victims 06/16/24(Sun)06:12:15 No.77851772 40 KB JPG Anonymous >>77851583 (OP) see you on reddit put me in the screen cap

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Well, that's not a very good school. | /r/Greentext

35 KB JPG >babysitting nephew >11 years old >he's doing remote school >watch in for a bit >teacher is like 15 minutes late >she's obviously high or hungover, is barely able to slur words that were written before, looks like she just woke up and is still in a t-shirt and sweatpants. >after a few minutes of listening nephew just puts on his headphones and starts playing minecraft

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Anonymous 06/03/24(Mon)00:06:05 No.143914759 AUGH! its football charlie brown.png >>143912649 # 182 KB PNG >OI, CHARLEY BROWNE, WHY DONTCHA COMM 'ERE AN KEEK DIS 'ERE FUTBOLL, GUV? OOE, YA CHEEKY C---, YA JUS' GONNA WEIT FUH ME TA COMM RUNNIN' UP TA KEEK EET AN DEN POLL ET AWAYS! >NAH, GUVNAH, DIS THYME YA CAN' TRUS' ME! SEE - ERE'S ME FUTBOLL LOISCENCE, PROMISIN' NOTS TA POLL IT AWAYS! CORR BLIMEY! ITTIS SOIGNED! ISSA SOIGNED DOCUMEN, DAT IS! DIS THYME O'IM REALLY GONNA PUNT DAT BOLL WUT! >... AAAAUUUGGGHHH! YA RITE C---!!

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Anonymous How do you get a social life w(...) 674 KB PNG 06/16/24(Sun)17:10:49 No.31455421 >20s >student >no social life since covid lockdowns, only friend i met every couple of months committed suicide in December >make efforts to strike up conversations with people in and after lectures, seminars etc >they never amount to friendships, never get invited to s---, people always excuse themselves when I ask if they want to get a drink or lunch >lectures have since stopped until september >if i go to a bar or club i just end up drinking on my own, people aren't interested in conversation >have no hobbies, have no interest in taking up any sports or anything like that >my only real interests are music and playing guitar, but im nowhere near good enough to join a band or anything like that what the f--- can i do? i can feel my sanity cracking and what social skills i have weakening. i'm at a complete loss as to what i can do to get out of this 1 Reply View Thread

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