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Anonymous How do you get a social life w(...) 674 KB PNG 06/16/24(Sun)17:10:49 No.31455421 >20s >student >no social life since covid lockdowns, only friend i met every couple of months committed suicide in December >make efforts to strike up conversations with people in and after lectures, seminars etc >they never amount to friendships, never get invited to s---, people always excuse themselves when I ask if they want to get a drink or lunch >lectures have since stopped until september >if i go to a bar or club i just end up drinking on my own, people aren't interested in conversation >have no hobbies, have no interest in taking up any sports or anything like that >my only real interests are music and playing guitar, but im nowhere near good enough to join a band or anything like that what the f--- can i do? i can feel my sanity cracking and what social skills i have weakening. i'm at a complete loss as to what i can do to get out of this 1 Reply View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: gCDGyadT 7 KB PNG 09/10/20(Thu)18:26:14 No.276890547 My country was a mistake. We lost 4 wars in the 90s against underequipped Slovenes, Bosniaks, Croats and Albanians. We have the biggest number of generals and soldiers sentenced to jail. Our proto state in Bosnia was created through genocide and ethnic cleansing. Our reputation is completely ruined, everybody hates us and we're the black sheep of Europe and the world. Our economy is s--- and we're among the 5 poorest countries in Europe along Moldavia, Ukraine, Albania and Kosovo. We haven't even joined any of the relevant world organizations and institutions such as the EU and/or the WTO. Our culture is a mixture of turbo folk music, singers and television hosts who are actually prostitutes and reality tv. Please just nuke us and end this s---. I can't take it anymore.

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455 KB PNG >be me, p--- addict >masturbate 5-6 times a day >one day out of nowhere get flooded with memories of the Papa Louie Games >Nostalgia kicks in, begin playing Papa's Wingeria >get obsessed with the game >don't have time to j------- Papa Louie cured my p--- addiction

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Anon claims to work for online journal that plans to cancel Smiling Friends | /r/Greentext

File: SmilingFriends.png (469 KB, 1175x1763) SMILING FRIENDS SMILING FRIENDS HITPIECE INCOMING Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)11:58:53 No.200161332 ►>>200161379 >>200161446 I can't tell you who I am, y'all will have to just trust me. But I have connections with a noteworthy online entertainment publication. They're currently writing on a hitpiece that's attacking the creators of Smiling Friends for being problematic. >Most of the piece will be going after Zach Hadel aka psychicpebbles for connections to the alt-right >Will post old clips of him from Sleepycast and OneyPlays saying jokes perceived as bigoted. >Will go after Zach for his connections to Shadman (article calls him an artist of drawn cp) and animator-turned-NeoNazi Emily Youcis (Article says these are old friends of Zach). >The article has quotes from Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor, where he says he stopped being friends with Zach because he refused to "grow out" of his edgy phase. >Goes after the creators for including Doug Walker in the show even though he was cancelled for the whole #ChangetheChannel controversy. >Will also go after Chris O'Neill aka Oney for criticizing the BLM movement (He works on the show so he's an acceptable target). >Call them out for still being friends with Jontron even after the racist rant. >Will call 2000's Newgrounds an incubator of the current day online alt-right, and the show is from that "online cesspool". I believe there's even more than that. But it's coming out soon, I believe by the Season 2 finale or right after it.

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Anonymous (ID: N5Ut4cMb 06/03/24(Mon)11:23:14 No.470041797 >singlehandedly turned the entire Indian subcontinent into an international laughing stock How did he do it? Anonymous (ID: mvVT8/M/ ) ♥ >>470041797 (OP) # 06/03/24(Mon)11:24:27 No.470041905 >How did he do it? All he's done is show everyone the truth. That's all. >>470042718 # >>470043148 # >>470046713 #

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Anon is disciplined | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 06/15/24(Sat)23:40:56 No.31451466 >waking up early >sun exposure >cold shower >water, coffee, and milk only >heavy reading >lifting, running, calisthenics, swimming (some kind of physical activity) >balanced diet with good intake of protein >no p--- >8-9 hours of sleep what else?

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Anon has the best sex ever. | /r/Greentext

File: 23744b4fa074f1d1396079019(...).jpg (15 KB, 236x236) after you've done something too freaky and you tryna figure out what you've become. >moaning >im getting close >close my eyes and pick up the pace >d--- is beyond dimonds >hold back as long as i can >her back arches suddenly >her breathing speeds up >she quivers all allong her body >p---- gets tighter >OHSHIT >blow huge load inside her >best sex we had had yet >I pull out >tell her it was amazing >shes still in doggy position >still breathing heavy >still quivering >still... still foaming at the mouth...? >mfw my gf has severe epilepsy Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)00:01:44 No. 699638321 Got a story i thought i'd tell >>699639634 >>699640965 >>699642763 >>699643010 also ITT: stuff you have done which made you take 2 showers after >Had 6.5/10 gf when in uni >Her favorite position is doggy >do it all the time >back at mine one evening >going at it >switch to doggy feelsgood.exe >my fav position too >usually difficult to get my gf to orgasm quickly >often takes a good 30-40 mins of 4play to get her anywhere near ready >but she seems to be enjoying my D alot tonight >pulling at sheets >mfw i just blew my load inside her unconsious seizing body >mfw it was the best sex we ever had

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anon is a youtube debunker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Kyle Hill W--? 375 KB PNG 6/16/2024, 2:34:40 PM > Be Kyle Hill - Youtube debunker No.84741978 > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGL8WLI- yFw&t=4802s > "actionable" claims (questionable) repeated 12x > "consummation" of momentum (conservation) > "inside" into (insight) > claims a masters in science "communication" with honors > Is he just retarded?

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Anon likes Star Trek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 300 KB JPG Nine (DS9) 06/02/24(Sun)17:10:12 No. 199730408 >Captain Ben Sisko >Huge fan of Star Trek >Shows a future utopia for humans >The planet Earth is a paradise >No poverty or hunger >No racism or crude racial stereotypes >Favorite show is Deep Space >Brave, intelligent and compassionate >One of the first black captains with serious screen time shown on Star Trek >Final episode, Sisko saves the Alpha Quadrant... >Immediately abandons his son and pregnant wife The DS9 writers just couldnt give a black man a win

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Anonymous banned on reddit 06/16/24(Sun)05:33:05 No.77851583 >make post on r/r--- >get banned in under half an hour >didn't know it was for the victims 06/16/24(Sun)06:12:15 No.77851772 40 KB JPG Anonymous >>77851583 (OP) see you on reddit put me in the screen cap

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