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: Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/13/18( To(Thu)13.28:1b Nô.7872881US >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: OIP (1).jpg (31 KB, 474x432) AFRICA MOUNTAINS Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)18:38:32 No.893946278 >>893946344 KENYA SUCK THESE F------ NUTS Isn't it crazy to think about how no countries in Africa start with the letter K O Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)18:40:08 No.893946344 ► >>893946414 >>893946416 Kenya O Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)18:41:29 No.893946414 ► File: 29d09b463db7ef73c8d636abe(...).png (244 KB, 1036x1154)

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Anon's Grandma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: r1zbgn+d) 02/06/23(Mon)19:59:55 No.415058314 >>415058599 >>415061235 1620778163733.jpg (561 KB, 3072x2304) google yandex iqdb wait I see nothing wrong with it. It's not like he's r----- them, they know they're being lured in with money and it's a transaction they've accepted. □ Anonymous (ID: 2j7gB7jA) 02/06/23 (Mon)20:03:46 No.415058599 >>415058682 >>415058314 what the hell man thats a spooky pic □ Anonymous (ID: r1zbgn+d) 02/06/23 (Mon)20:05:05 No.415058682 >>415061638 >>415063896 >>415058599 My Grandma took it on the iPad in 2015, she's dead now. I post it sometimes when I see it in my meme folder. Anonymous (ID: ml4h|C4H) 02/06/23 (Mon)21:23:28 No.415063896 ✓ >>415058682 >when I see it in my meme folder. Kek 2

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Arthur speaks his thoughts | /r/Greentext

59KiB, 1080x589, 16487E8E-7F8D-4EEB-BAA0- Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:04:13 No.546844303 View Original Report Quoted By: >>546845808 >>546846352 >>546847082 587470CD9528.jpg View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO >Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose. >A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn. >Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white. >Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say. [12/2/?] >Cuttin' off yer willie sure sound silly, but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days. Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:08:37 No.546844792 Report

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polack reports his observation to /int/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)23:42:10 No.177488369 E45831CF-5BF3-483D-8825-0705BBD0A868.jpg 89 KB JPG >greeks and italians cant flush toilet paper : Anonymous | 02/05/23(Sun)23:43:09 No.177488414 >polish thread about toilets >>177488444 # >>177488495 # >>177488541 # >>177488546 # >>177488764 # >>177489053 # >>177489412 # >>177491014 # >>177491277 # >>177491718 # >>177491749 # >>177491759 # >>177491811 # >>177493160 # >>177493220 # >>177493452 # >>177493714 # : Anonymous >>177488414 # kek 02/05/23(Sun)23:43:52 No.177488444

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Anonymous (ID: VX9PeBv+) [+] 24 KB JPG Don't be scared anon. They're just hungry lil guys kinda like you 02/05/23(Sun)17:58:54 No.415032644 >>415030889 # >dont do it okay so you want more spiders then >>415032949 # Anonymous (ID: (fmfp1rjf)) imgflip.com >>415032644 # > i want pictures > pictures spider 02/05/23(Sun)18:01:58 No.415032949 imgflip.com Anonymous (ID: VX9PeBv+) M 02/05/23(Sun)18:06:48 No.415033408 motherspider.jpg 401 KB JPG >>415032949 (You) # you get spider mr. james Im your best.

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anon sucking dick = security | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18 (Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] ► > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

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Anons Dimitri | /r/Greentext

>>24411513 # >Work at Wal-Mart 16 KB JPG >Speak in a thick Georgian accent whenever dealing with irate customers >Always say "My name Dimitri. Sorry, first day. No understand." to whatever they say >Tell them my name is Dimitri >Numerous complaints about Dimitri >Nobody has pinned the Dimitri persona on me >Description is "white guy over there with brown eyes and dark hair" which could be one of a dozen employees that work at this store >Some employees actually think that Dimitri is a real person >mfw someone who wasn't me wrote "Dimitri" on a piece of paper taped under the schedule as a joke >mfw management is toying with the idea of making everyone wear nametags to find out who Dimitri is

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Anon asserts his dominance | /r/Greentext

>Late last night >Have a fish tank with a light on >Kept seeing shadows in my peripheral vision >Heard sounds like deep breathing >Closet door is open even though I always shut it before I get into bed >"I'm not afraid of you f------" 6 KB JPG >Something replies >"We're not afraid of you either" >NOPE >Home alone in the middle of nowhere >Would be dangerous outside so I have to stay inside >Can't move-frozen with fear >Remember what /x/ says when you're in this situation >Tore off clothes >Masturbated >Haven't been bothered since then.

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: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)12:12:47 No.860054704 26 KB JPG >be me >have gf >slap her ass all the time >do it whenever shes walking up the stairs, doing the dishes, or even when she's laying with me >she f------ hates it lol >constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn't want me to do it anymore >okayfine.png >I stop doing it for ONE day and she starts asking what's wrong, wants to have sex with me constantly and MAKES me slap her ass I love my girlfriend bro I think she's the one

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File: SmartSelect_20230101_114908_Reddit.jpg (159 KB, 717x697) ☐ /b/ Modern games are too competitive for me Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)21:31:33 No.893830841 [Reply] I don't like games these days. Everyone's talking about "competitive modes" and ranks and bickering about who's better. It's not always, but it gets tiring over time. >be me >slowly getting tired of games I'm playing >don't really have anything else I want to try >play team fortress 2 again >goof around >no one really s---- on me for it >have fun without worrying about my performance That's it, I'm just going to stick to this old ass immortal game

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: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 5 Replies : Anonymous >>893929120 # >x=1 >1*1=2*1 Ni er please Can anyone help me with this? X* X = 2*X : Anonymous >>893929018 (OP) # X* X = 2*X x^2 = 2x x^2/x = 2 X = 2 >>893929302 # 02/06/23 (Mon) 22:24:37 No.893929018 View Thread 02/06/23(Mon) 22:29:14 No.893929218 02/06/23 (Mon)22:29:45 No.893929241 02/06/23(Mon)22:31:30 No.893929302 : Anonymous >>893929241 # Get a load of this ni er forgetting about the fundamental theorem of algebra

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Close call. Anon will never get into wizard school if he kisses a girl. | /r/Greentext

08/01/21(Sun)17:43:45 >riding my bike along a bike trail near my house late at night. >come across an actual rave underneath a bridge like in that one video >bike back home to grab my 3M half face respirator (pic related) and then bike back to the rave >put on the 3M half face respirator (pic related) and start flailing my arms like in the video >s---- retarded as f--- : Anonymous 174 KB PNG No.64797261 >get approached by a hot as f--- goth chick, shes f------ digging my style >starts grinding up on me >she starts leaning in real close >go to kiss her >forget that I am wearing my 3M half face respirator (pic related) >hit her in the face with the exhalation vent >she leaves >bike home f------ w---- 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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