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Anonymous (ID: r1zbgn+d) 02/06/23(Mon)19:59:55 No.415058314 >>415058599 >>415061235 1620778163733.jpg (561 KB, 3072x2304) google yandex iqdb wait I see nothing wrong with it. It's not like he's r----- them, they know they're being lured in with money and it's a transaction they've accepted. □ Anonymous (ID: 2j7gB7jA) 02/06/23 (Mon)20:03:46 No.415058599 >>415058682 >>415058314 what the hell man thats a spooky pic □ Anonymous (ID: r1zbgn+d) 02/06/23 (Mon)20:05:05 No.415058682 >>415061638 >>415063896 >>415058599 My Grandma took it on the iPad in 2015, she's dead now. I post it sometimes when I see it in my meme folder. Anonymous (ID: ml4h|C4H) 02/06/23 (Mon)21:23:28 No.415063896 ✓ >>415058682 >when I see it in my meme folder. Kek 2

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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59KiB, 1080x589, 16487E8E-7F8D-4EEB-BAA0- Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:04:13 No.546844303 View Original Report Quoted By: >>546845808 >>546846352 >>546847082 587470CD9528.jpg View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO >Abortion? Well, that's a rough one. Bit of a tough pill to swaller. At first, I didn't rightly take kindly to the idea of killin' babies, but Dutch gave me this ole thick science book and I pretty much surmised that well, that thing is about as human as Micah here, which is lackin' to say the least, heh. Hell, I'd say a gal has the right to choose. >A gal? As president? Well, what I can tell ya is its been nothin' but fellers since this whole thing here started up and what have we got? A bunch of other dead fellers. What have we got ta lose? I reckon' tryin' a gal's touch wouldn't do anyone no harm. If weakness is a concern of yours, I promise you some of the ladies runnin' in my gang would probably make Old Hickory look like a nancy in comparison. Hell, I'd reckon its her turn. >Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Well, if the old lady's havin' fun, who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white. >Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my experience, brother, I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am I ta say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off the job, yer probably safe. Heh heh. Have at it, I say. [12/2/?] >Cuttin' off yer willie sure sound silly, but I reckon a feller might as well chop it off he ain't goin use it. And i suppose a wig can't do harm neither, heck men use to wear em all the time back in oldin' days. Anonymous Fri 05 Mar 2021 00:08:37 No.546844792 Report

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polack reports his observation to /int/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)23:42:10 No.177488369 E45831CF-5BF3-483D-8825-0705BBD0A868.jpg 89 KB JPG >greeks and italians cant flush toilet paper : Anonymous | 02/05/23(Sun)23:43:09 No.177488414 >polish thread about toilets >>177488444 # >>177488495 # >>177488541 # >>177488546 # >>177488764 # >>177489053 # >>177489412 # >>177491014 # >>177491277 # >>177491718 # >>177491749 # >>177491759 # >>177491811 # >>177493160 # >>177493220 # >>177493452 # >>177493714 # : Anonymous >>177488414 # kek 02/05/23(Sun)23:43:52 No.177488444

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Anonymous (ID: VX9PeBv+) [+] 24 KB JPG Don't be scared anon. They're just hungry lil guys kinda like you 02/05/23(Sun)17:58:54 No.415032644 >>415030889 # >dont do it okay so you want more spiders then >>415032949 # Anonymous (ID: (fmfp1rjf)) imgflip.com >>415032644 # > i want pictures > pictures spider 02/05/23(Sun)18:01:58 No.415032949 imgflip.com Anonymous (ID: VX9PeBv+) M 02/05/23(Sun)18:06:48 No.415033408 motherspider.jpg 401 KB JPG >>415032949 (You) # you get spider mr. james Im your best.

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anon sucking dick = security | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18 (Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] ► > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

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Anons Dimitri | /r/Greentext

>>24411513 # >Work at Wal-Mart 16 KB JPG >Speak in a thick Georgian accent whenever dealing with irate customers >Always say "My name Dimitri. Sorry, first day. No understand." to whatever they say >Tell them my name is Dimitri >Numerous complaints about Dimitri >Nobody has pinned the Dimitri persona on me >Description is "white guy over there with brown eyes and dark hair" which could be one of a dozen employees that work at this store >Some employees actually think that Dimitri is a real person >mfw someone who wasn't me wrote "Dimitri" on a piece of paper taped under the schedule as a joke >mfw management is toying with the idea of making everyone wear nametags to find out who Dimitri is

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Anon asserts his dominance | /r/Greentext

>Late last night >Have a fish tank with a light on >Kept seeing shadows in my peripheral vision >Heard sounds like deep breathing >Closet door is open even though I always shut it before I get into bed >"I'm not afraid of you f------" 6 KB JPG >Something replies >"We're not afraid of you either" >NOPE >Home alone in the middle of nowhere >Would be dangerous outside so I have to stay inside >Can't move-frozen with fear >Remember what /x/ says when you're in this situation >Tore off clothes >Masturbated >Haven't been bothered since then.

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Anon subjects his gf to Pavlovian Conditioning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)12:12:47 No.860054704 26 KB JPG >be me >have gf >slap her ass all the time >do it whenever shes walking up the stairs, doing the dishes, or even when she's laying with me >she f------ hates it lol >constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn't want me to do it anymore >okayfine.png >I stop doing it for ONE day and she starts asking what's wrong, wants to have sex with me constantly and MAKES me slap her ass I love my girlfriend bro I think she's the one

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Anon realizes multiplayer was perfected in 2007 (what are your guys' mains and loadouts?) | /r/Greentext

File: SmartSelect_20230101_114908_Reddit.jpg (159 KB, 717x697) ☐ /b/ Modern games are too competitive for me Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)21:31:33 No.893830841 [Reply] I don't like games these days. Everyone's talking about "competitive modes" and ranks and bickering about who's better. It's not always, but it gets tiring over time. >be me >slowly getting tired of games I'm playing >don't really have anything else I want to try >play team fortress 2 again >goof around >no one really s---- on me for it >have fun without worrying about my performance That's it, I'm just going to stick to this old ass immortal game

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anon needs help with math | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 5 Replies : Anonymous >>893929120 # >x=1 >1*1=2*1 Ni er please Can anyone help me with this? X* X = 2*X : Anonymous >>893929018 (OP) # X* X = 2*X x^2 = 2x x^2/x = 2 X = 2 >>893929302 # 02/06/23 (Mon) 22:24:37 No.893929018 View Thread 02/06/23(Mon) 22:29:14 No.893929218 02/06/23 (Mon)22:29:45 No.893929241 02/06/23(Mon)22:31:30 No.893929302 : Anonymous >>893929241 # Get a load of this ni er forgetting about the fundamental theorem of algebra

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Close call. Anon will never get into wizard school if he kisses a girl. | /r/Greentext

08/01/21(Sun)17:43:45 >riding my bike along a bike trail near my house late at night. >come across an actual rave underneath a bridge like in that one video >bike back home to grab my 3M half face respirator (pic related) and then bike back to the rave >put on the 3M half face respirator (pic related) and start flailing my arms like in the video >s---- retarded as f--- : Anonymous 174 KB PNG No.64797261 >get approached by a hot as f--- goth chick, shes f------ digging my style >starts grinding up on me >she starts leaning in real close >go to kiss her >forget that I am wearing my 3M half face respirator (pic related) >hit her in the face with the exhalation vent >she leaves >bike home f------ w---- 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is on nightmare mode. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What did he mean by this 83 KB JPG 02/06/23(Mon)21:35:05 No.72119276 >gives chad life on easy mode >gives autistic incel life on nightmare mode.

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Anon called her dog | /r/Greentext

206 KB JPG 02/06/23 (Mon)17:05:29 No.16995003 > be me > met my crush at party > got drunk to get courage to talk to her > she approached me for some reason first while i was sitting at bar > we started making out > I bought us two more drinks > got even more drunk > "I must use masculinity to attract her." > started yelling at her "bitch" and "you are my dog." > she run away > blocked me > kill me someone pls My crush on her is even bigger.

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Anonymous (ID: r1zbgn+d) 02/06/23(Mon)19:59:55 No.415058314 >>415058599 >>415061235 1620778163733.jpg (561 KB, 3072x2304) google yandex iqdb wait I see nothing wrong with it. It's not like he's r----- them, they know they're being lured in with money and it's a transaction they've accepted. □ Anonymous (ID: 2j7gB7jA) 02/06/23 (Mon)20:03:46 No.415058599 >>415058682 >>415058314 what the hell man thats a spooky pic □ Anonymous (ID: r1zbgn+d) 02/06/23 (Mon)20:05:05 No.415058682 >>415061638 >>415063896 >>415058599 My Grandma took it on the iPad in 2015, she's dead now. I post it sometimes when I see it in my meme folder. Anonymous (ID: ml4h|C4H) 02/06/23 (Mon)21:23:28 No.415063896 ✓ >>415058682 >when I see it in my meme folder. Kek 2

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