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Anonymous (ID: VX9PeBv+) [+] 24 KB JPG Don't be scared anon. They're just hungry lil guys kinda like you 02/05/23(Sun)17:58:54 No.415032644 >>415030889 # >dont do it okay so you want more spiders then >>415032949 # Anonymous (ID: (fmfp1rjf)) imgflip.com >>415032644 # > i want pictures > pictures spider 02/05/23(Sun)18:01:58 No.415032949 imgflip.com Anonymous (ID: VX9PeBv+) M 02/05/23(Sun)18:06:48 No.415033408 motherspider.jpg 401 KB JPG >>415032949 (You) # you get spider mr. james Im your best.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18 (Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] ► > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

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Anons Dimitri | /r/Greentext

>>24411513 # >Work at Wal-Mart 16 KB JPG >Speak in a thick Georgian accent whenever dealing with irate customers >Always say "My name Dimitri. Sorry, first day. No understand." to whatever they say >Tell them my name is Dimitri >Numerous complaints about Dimitri >Nobody has pinned the Dimitri persona on me >Description is "white guy over there with brown eyes and dark hair" which could be one of a dozen employees that work at this store >Some employees actually think that Dimitri is a real person >mfw someone who wasn't me wrote "Dimitri" on a piece of paper taped under the schedule as a joke >mfw management is toying with the idea of making everyone wear nametags to find out who Dimitri is

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Anon asserts his dominance | /r/Greentext

>Late last night >Have a fish tank with a light on >Kept seeing shadows in my peripheral vision >Heard sounds like deep breathing >Closet door is open even though I always shut it before I get into bed >"I'm not afraid of you f------" 6 KB JPG >Something replies >"We're not afraid of you either" >NOPE >Home alone in the middle of nowhere >Would be dangerous outside so I have to stay inside >Can't move-frozen with fear >Remember what /x/ says when you're in this situation >Tore off clothes >Masturbated >Haven't been bothered since then.

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Anon subjects his gf to Pavlovian Conditioning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/21(Sat)12:12:47 No.860054704 26 KB JPG >be me >have gf >slap her ass all the time >do it whenever shes walking up the stairs, doing the dishes, or even when she's laying with me >she f------ hates it lol >constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn't want me to do it anymore >okayfine.png >I stop doing it for ONE day and she starts asking what's wrong, wants to have sex with me constantly and MAKES me slap her ass I love my girlfriend bro I think she's the one

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Anon realizes multiplayer was perfected in 2007 (what are your guys' mains and loadouts?) | /r/Greentext

File: SmartSelect_20230101_114908_Reddit.jpg (159 KB, 717x697) ☐ /b/ Modern games are too competitive for me Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)21:31:33 No.893830841 [Reply] I don't like games these days. Everyone's talking about "competitive modes" and ranks and bickering about who's better. It's not always, but it gets tiring over time. >be me >slowly getting tired of games I'm playing >don't really have anything else I want to try >play team fortress 2 again >goof around >no one really s---- on me for it >have fun without worrying about my performance That's it, I'm just going to stick to this old ass immortal game

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anon needs help with math | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 5 Replies : Anonymous >>893929120 # >x=1 >1*1=2*1 Ni er please Can anyone help me with this? X* X = 2*X : Anonymous >>893929018 (OP) # X* X = 2*X x^2 = 2x x^2/x = 2 X = 2 >>893929302 # 02/06/23 (Mon) 22:24:37 No.893929018 View Thread 02/06/23(Mon) 22:29:14 No.893929218 02/06/23 (Mon)22:29:45 No.893929241 02/06/23(Mon)22:31:30 No.893929302 : Anonymous >>893929241 # Get a load of this ni er forgetting about the fundamental theorem of algebra

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Close call. Anon will never get into wizard school if he kisses a girl. | /r/Greentext

08/01/21(Sun)17:43:45 >riding my bike along a bike trail near my house late at night. >come across an actual rave underneath a bridge like in that one video >bike back home to grab my 3M half face respirator (pic related) and then bike back to the rave >put on the 3M half face respirator (pic related) and start flailing my arms like in the video >s---- retarded as f--- : Anonymous 174 KB PNG No.64797261 >get approached by a hot as f--- goth chick, shes f------ digging my style >starts grinding up on me >she starts leaning in real close >go to kiss her >forget that I am wearing my 3M half face respirator (pic related) >hit her in the face with the exhalation vent >she leaves >bike home f------ w---- 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is on nightmare mode. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What did he mean by this 83 KB JPG 02/06/23(Mon)21:35:05 No.72119276 >gives chad life on easy mode >gives autistic incel life on nightmare mode.

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Anon called her dog | /r/Greentext

206 KB JPG 02/06/23 (Mon)17:05:29 No.16995003 > be me > met my crush at party > got drunk to get courage to talk to her > she approached me for some reason first while i was sitting at bar > we started making out > I bought us two more drinks > got even more drunk > "I must use masculinity to attract her." > started yelling at her "bitch" and "you are my dog." > she run away > blocked me > kill me someone pls My crush on her is even bigger.

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The sanest 4chan user | /r/Greentext

File: 167564492541636938.jpg (11 KB, 241x209) The Al generated adventure Anonymous 02/06/23(Mon)03:02:43 No.89 >be me > Go to the character(dot)ai to try something new > Decided to play an adventure > Completely derail an adventure to become an engineer in the local kingdom > Make many technological advancements > Start wars and win them > Influence the king to make some reforms > Make medieval techno-Nazis Why am I like this?

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Anon is strong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 03/13/22(Sun)15:49:12 Has your muscle gain help you with women? No.65899951 03/13/22(Sun)15:50:19 No.65899962 : Anonymous >>65899951 (OP) # Nah I was already strong enough to defeat all women before I started lifting. >>65899967 # >>65900036 # >>65900229 #

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