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![File: This makes me wish that I(...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... #47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/523/36e.jpg "Anon loves his books | /r/Greentext")
![File: D047E01D-CBC3-4D32-8D9A-A(...).jpg (6 KB, 225x225) >then we went to the hotel together >best time of my life >next day i drove her to a foto shoot >she never texted me back after >be me >23 years old 8/10 male >not rich Need help Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 13:51:06 No.884545484 [Reply] >incapable of relationships and constantly changing women >live in germany but have american citizenship >playing World of Warcraft for 16 years >still enjoy it >a few days later we met in a stripclub >she paid for everything >boring 9 to 5 job >don't earn much >will soon start a new job that makes me more happy and is better paid >1 year ago discover a woman on instagram >shes a playmate and a little older than me >tryed my luck and texted her >now 1 year later she texted me... >she needs a green card >wants to marry me and pay me 30k >and for the following years she wants to support me >she wants to meet me in a hotel in a few days >i think she wants to convince me to help her >with her body and money I do not know what to do guys. With 30k i could buy a lot of WoW token.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/428/429/8b1.png "Anon plays WoW | /r/Greentext")
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![>Found out friends ostracized me for this. Politics ruins friendships Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)01:04:17 No.917015911 >Be me in the 2010s, in my 20s. >Friends come to ask me to join them >Expecting the usual pizza, vidya, and b-movie riffing, always a good time. >Friends don't have movie or vidya up "What's up?" >"Oh hey anon, we're talking about [Current Political BS], we want your opinion." >Decide to be honest with them, they are my friends after all "Sorry, I don't know enough about the current political culture to make a valid argument or opinion, I'd rather not say anything that would be intrinsically wrong." >"Anon, you live in this f------ country, you HAVE to have an opinion!" >MFW my friends to try to put me into conversational hostage over this. >Decide to rebuke "Look guys, how about we just get a pizza, and fire up some Injustice 2?" >"Anon, we're adults, we talk politics now." >I just leave because I don't wanna deal with that b-------. Since when is being smart enough to know that I don't know something a bad thing? Politics has really ruined things for me and it's kind of sad because I miss my friends on who they used to be, it's like bodysnatchers.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/796/745/ed7.jpeg "Anon finds out politics turns people into zombies | /r/Greentext")
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