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791 KB PNG >be me >pic related >shy autistic guy but fairly normal ig >excellent student with a few hobbies >don't party >have never kissed a girl before but i dont care >join discord server >face reveal >say one indescribably minor criticism of a guy on there >he and his friends immediately start bullying and memeing me for being ugly and boring >post my face all over the internet >get girls to rate me >consult surgeons to say my face is unsalveagable >the memes about me become comically high effort >literal fan art and renaissance painting parodies all to call me ugly >eventually doxx me >larp as me in my university discord >message a classmate of mine who looks like me posing as casting directors to ask if he wanted to play me in a film >begin to meme my classmate too >go on holiday together and plaster my face all over Amsterdam >Have tried multiple times to pay people I know irl to take pictures of me so they can use them in memes >create an original sci-fi graphic novel set in a world where multiple factions fight over a substance called 'Life Experience' just so they can humiliate my species for being boring and ugly >create a 200+ page teleplay series called 'Ugly Driver' about living selfies of me with distinct personalities that start streetracing illegally in a world where Biden bans ugliness >I've read it and it's really good ffs >last I've heard they're trying to publish a book about how ugly and boring I am so they can install it in the national library >I live on a constant edge because I know they track my every move >all my hard work as a student means nothing if my bosses find out about this >mfw my life is literally about to get ruined because I didn't party in my youth

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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