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Anonymous | 69580733 GOLDW GOLS 135.3 kB JPG >conventional wisdom says rich countries have an obesity problem >conventional wisdom says that carbs make you fat 35 REPLIES 12 IMAGES 5 REPLIES 15 hr ago ... >Japan is a rich country with a carb heavy diet and barely anyone is fat what's their secret? Anonymous | 69580737 In Japan fat lards are openly shamed. Thats the secret. REPLY 15 hr ago...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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NPC Encounter >at work >door opens >woman pokes only her head in and shouts "HELLOOOO?" across the entire store >sales guy walks all the way to the front door >"Hello, welcome to Anon Store." >"is this Anon Store?" >"...yes." >"and this is THE store, where we would buy things from Anon Store?" >"Uh, yeah." >"Do you have XYZ Product?" >"We do, right here." >follows sales guy to the shelf >doesn't even look at the options >"Awesome." >customer turns and wanders out the door without saying another word >gets in car and leaves >never comes back ???

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Anonymous Tonowari.jpg 46 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)13:27:41 No.179130945 >Teach them our ways so they do not suffer the shame of being useless. No wonder reddit and leftists hate this movie so much, they kow there's shame in being useless and Cameron called them out. : Anonymous >pro family >pro nature >pro/fit/ >anti opression >anti greed >anti leeches Based Cameron 01/12/23(Thu)13:33:33 No.179131133 >>179131626 # >>179131746 # >>179135775 #

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Anon does a paint job | /r/Greentext

> On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I f------ burst > Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain > Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently > Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds > Oh no > Oh god the f------ smell > People are looking at each other > It's really f------ bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He f------ knows, and ripped one of his own > It's f------ on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly s--- myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger.

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Anon plays guitar | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)04:39:25 No.892528302 >be me >literally like 14 seconds ago >jerking off >reach orgasm and nut >nut flies across the room and f------ strums my guitar I am a f------ master

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Anon has a conversation with his classmates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How uncircumcised dudes eat their cereal 437 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)01:35:19 No.892561396 >be me >high school student (I'm 18 you t----- jannies) >classmates are talking about how they should "bring back bullying" >8/10 gril asks my opinions on the topic >decide to share my input >"Bringing back bullying is a horrible idea. school shootings are already fairly common, we don't need more of them" >I show them that picture of adam lanza. the one where hes holding the guns standing in his house >"look at this ugly ass guy, he definitely got bullied for his looks. probably why he did it" >tell them about another shooting in which the perpetrator was a victim of severe bullying as more proof >they all go silent and just stare at me for a bit >"f--- off you virtue signalling school shooter victim blaming p------------" >"Bullying means less school shootings because then they'd kill themselves instead of shooting up the school" >mfw Ahh Geez, I wonder why mass shooters do it. When a kid gets bullied into suicide everyone has sympathy for him and hates the bullies. But when a kid gets bullied so much that he shoots up the school and kills his bullies, he is a p------------ and the bullies are considered "victims". funny how that works I beat the s--- out of anyone that I see is bullying. don't want a school shooting to happen? then beat the s--- out of bullies. if heroin was legal elliot rodger would not have killed those women. heroin feels better than sex >pic unrelated 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon's a chad | /r/Greentext

LES WISDOR 1652456198828.png 587 KB PNG >"Anon, I need your help" >"sure, mom" >*quits ranked match*

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Anon should get together with her and also start going to the gym with her. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 12/29/21 (Wed)22:40:06 No.66770723 >have female friend for years >never attracted to her, she's ugly and fat but nice >suddenly feel romantic attraction to her >want to marry and f--- her where the f--- did this come from? It was practically overnight. 12/29/21 (Wed)22:42:10 No.66770748 : Anonymous >>66770723 (OP) # You got desperate

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Turtle chomp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Turtle chomp >Chomp on leaf >Turtle chomp >But have no teeth *Chomp, chomp, chomp* Hahaha. :) 01/13/22(Thu)10:01:12 No.66969223 turtle chomp.jpg 35 KB JPG

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Anon's bloodline is doomed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >chillin in my room >mom comes in, tells me my sister is gay >kinda figured she was before, haircut, had a couple rainbow flags, thought she was bi tho >now realised my entire family's bloodline relies on me now >me >mfw just f--- my life man, all i feel is limitless guilt doom and despair 14 KB PNG 01/23/21(Sat)17:22:54 No.61999933 I don't even care that she's gay, i support her, but this realisation has just made me feel 1000x worse about it 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon will wake up one day and adhere to such a discipline that he has never displayed even once in his life | /r/Greentext

nonymous 17 KB JPG 11/21/22(Mon)22:10:15 No.710752 >I'll do it tomorrow >I'll magically develop the discipline, commitment, drive and goals that I've lacked for my entire life when I wake up tomorrow >Things will get better then

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Anon has a shitty jeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)14:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar ,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear. Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent l?

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