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: Anonymous mys 606 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)18:34:02 No.71809365 >be me >found out my younger sister lost her f------ virginity >like she's not even out of high school and im almost 30 and still kissless >also be upset her innocence was taken >cry all night >idea >be yesterday night parents were out >go to my sister's room and threaten to tell our parents she had sex >she starts crying and begging me not to do it >tell her to tell me how it happen including every detail or i'll tell >she reluctantly accepts >she tells me how it happened and all >close my eyes and imagine its me and my high school crush so i can feel normal for once >sister is crying while telling the story but get so immersed in it, it actually feels like it actually happened to me >be immersed in the story so accidentally take my d--- out to masturbate >sister is crying and then she's shocked and asks me w-- am i doing >be back to reality and realize my f--- up >threaten to tell mom but she just leaves her room and locks herself in our parents bedroom >parents came back home and she told them everything they want me to move out of the house anons. I just wanted to feel normal for once

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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