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Michael Trout.jpg 35 KB JPG I think the character of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul has cured my autism. Ever since I first saw him in Breaking Bad at 14 or so I was always fascinated by him, by his icy attitude and cool demeanor, but mostly his intelligence. But it was only in Better Call Saul, in the scene where he steals the Kettlemans' money to 'Tune Down' by Chris Joss, that I realised I didn't just like Mike, I wanted to be like Mike. So from then on not only did I start frowning and acting more stoic and coldly (except to those very close to me) and speaking in small, concise sentences, but I started learning disarming and self-defense, handiwork and making my own food - obviously Pimento sandwiches. I also started wearing more modest clothing, like dark coats, using a Timex Weekender watch and watching whatever TV he does in the series. My aim now is trying to find a night shift job where I can do crosswords like he does in BCS. He also made me realise I don't need a woman to live in comfort with myself. I feel more productive, cooler and healthier ever since I started living like Mike. Maybe you should try too.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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