Anon tries Mikemaxxing | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

Michael Trout.jpg 35 KB JPG I think the character of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul has cured my autism. Ever since I first saw him in Breaking Bad at 14 or so I was always fascinated by him, by his icy attitude and cool demeanor, but mostly his intelligence. But it was only in Better Call Saul, in the scene where he steals the Kettlemans' money to 'Tune Down' by Chris Joss, that I realised I didn't just like Mike, I wanted to be like Mike. So from then on not only did I start frowning and acting more stoic and coldly (except to those very close to me) and speaking in small, concise sentences, but I started learning disarming and self-defense, handiwork and making my own food - obviously Pimento sandwiches. I also started wearing more modest clothing, like dark coats, using a Timex Weekender watch and watching whatever TV he does in the series. My aim now is trying to find a night shift job where I can do crosswords like he does in BCS. He also made me realise I don't need a woman to live in comfort with myself. I feel more productive, cooler and healthier ever since I started living like Mike. Maybe you should try too.

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext forehead head chin eyebrow jaw organism font beard

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1079px x 1899px)

File size: 249 KB

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

View All 43,719 Images

Moar:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes