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: Anonymous >>189597469 # Do you really want to sit down and watch 1000+ episodes of a meandering, middling shounen battle anime? Genuinely, do you want to spend a solid 15 days - whole, 24 hour days - to watch a show of low-to-average quality that is no closer to its conclusion in 2023 than it was in 1999? 09/07/23(Thu)04:52:44 No.189597691 >>189597736 # >>189597756 # >>189597866 # >>189598083 #

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous. 72 KB JPG Japan! Anonymous Sure Takeshi sure Anonymous. 02/08/22(Tue)19:09:10 No.159472418 Wow! Oh my god! I'm white girl now studying in Japan and the Japanese man's penis is HUGE! It's stereotype is tiny but it won't enter even my hand! Did you know about HUGE Japanese penis? White women we have to go to kek : Anonymous Ⓒ 02/08/22(Tue)19:11:11 No.159472459 02/08/22(Tue) 19:13:49 No.159472523 02/08/22(Tue)19:15:55 No.159472555

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: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG : Anonymous He's happy What is his secret? 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #

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Anon experiences something further than just getting laid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/23(Mon)15:27:06 No.29740946 >be me >went on a date with this girl >I got the vibe that she's not interested at all >after the date I didn't message her and she didn't message me >after a month and a half she texts me "hey, still alive? :)" For some reason this makes me feel better than if I'd gotten laid. This is a hot 22 year old girl on Tinder who's getting unlimited attention and I'm just some schlub with a total notch count of 1 (one). The real power move would be to just ignore her, but I have very few prospects (none of them quite as attractive as she is) so I'm not sure what to do. : Anonymous >>29740940 # Yes, that sounds like a yes. Sex on the first date is goat tier, you win at life anon. Meanwhile I'm 16 years 8 months since the last time I had sex. 09/11/23 (Mon)15:29:57 No.29740950

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Anon realizes 9/11 & its consequences. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/11/23 (Mon)00:35:55 No.905889244 >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 6 years old. >"H--------, that looks scary but kinda cool, this actually happened?" >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 25 years old. >"I really live in a bankrupted, politically divided, pseudo-democracy because of what happened that day.." >If the Terrorist's goal was to destroy America, they somehow succeeded. And they only needed some box cutters to do it, we did the rest. 457 KB JPG

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: Anonymous Frankie @FrankieLollia i finished ff16 09/11/23(Mon)00:09:21 No.650340359 nyo.png 470 KB PNG has a game ever made you cry? 09/11/23(Mon)00:10:10 No.650340434 : Anonymous women do everything for attention it's in their innate biology to try and get attention as much as possible.

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* 20m (9/11 17:54). 74701106 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 46KB (405 × 720) 23and1.jpg Prison Is prison really much worse than living in poverty in the streets? >place to sleep >food >don't have to worry about bills >don't have to wageslave >don't have to deal with traffic >might make friends People talk a lot about r--- and beatings but that s--- happens out here too. :

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Anon knows how to make a girl feel special | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)21:34:28 No.189724144 >hey anon! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;) >Uuuuummm sweaty...I dont "netflix & chill"... >I "search IMDB for 30 minutes till I find a movie that interests me, then spend another 45 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for it, then load the torrent, wait another hour until its downloaded, check to see if it is actually a decent torrent cause most of the time the name is fake, if its legit, check the antivirus to see how many hundreds of viruses I downloaded along with it, then sometimes search for subtitles for 30 minutes and all because im a poorfag who cant spend 10$ a month for a streaming service but if you push me about it i will claim its because of DA JOOOOOS and chill"...what time were you thinking? Daddy 366 KB GIF

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/08/21 (Mon)18:28:51 No.846871295 i f----- up /b/ im scared >walking down the street to go to shop >hear loud painful howling sounds from a dog >walk towards sound into a park-like area >theres 2 teenagers throwing rocks at a dog >they are laughing their asses off >dog is trying to hide behind a trashcan in a laying position >feel EXTREME utter rage >have never in my 31 years of life on this planet felt so much anger >walk up behind the teenagers, they dont see me >punch one in the back of the head as hard as i can >kick the other one between the legs, also very hard >both fall to the ground >look at me in utter shuck >they walk away without saying a word >adrenaline still pumping >pet the dog, sit next to him for a few minutes then pick him up >carry him to a neighbour who lives 3 minutes away who has vet experiences >tell him found dog like this alone on the road they looked around 16-18+, how f----- am i if they go to the police? what should i do?

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#1, No. 74701465 9/11/23 6:26:42 AM st,small,845x845-pad, 1000x1000,f8f8f8 JPG 764x681 150.5 kB >be me >Ask question on reditt >one dude says "how do you NOT know this" >another posts a meme >one more says some marvel level one-liner >No one answers the question >mfw

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: Anonymous i want to go to nuuk 72 KB JPG 04/08/22(Fri) 20:18:19 No.68127114 >bored >looking at countries on google maps >start looking for most remote areas >come across nuuk, a city in greenland, though it looks more like a small town >looks beautiful >come across a subreddit dedicated to it with less than 200 users >look at the photos people posted, they look so comfy and friendly >can imagine myself living there in a small house, making friends, enjoying the snow >no war, no politics, just a small town away from everyone else >fall in love with this town knowing damn well i'll never step foot in it pic related, its nuuk

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Anonymous 15 minutes ago 905877952 ohnoes.png (61 KB, 397x381) >be like 10 years ago >be me 15yo >on the bus home from school >holy f--- my crush has sat next to me >she is so impossibly beatiful, a vision of lovliness, graceful and unattainably delightful >she says something to me >I start to reply >instead of words coming out of my mouth, I cough out a huge lump of luminous green slime >it sticks on the headrest of the seat in front of me and begins slowly trickling down >oh >s--- >better get rid of that >wipe it off with my hand then smear it under my seat >all conversation killed >I never ever get to f--- my crush >bitch Anonymous 12 minutes ago 905878076 1694141299256359.jpg (30.5 KB, 500x500) 1 REPLY >I never get to f--- my crush You see there is a solution to this. Btw which state are you in? ●●● Anonymous 6 minutes ago 905878349 >>905878076 nice try FBI

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: Anonymous >>189597469 # Do you really want to sit down and watch 1000+ episodes of a meandering, middling shounen battle anime? Genuinely, do you want to spend a solid 15 days - whole, 24 hour days - to watch a show of low-to-average quality that is no closer to its conclusion in 2023 than it was in 1999? 09/07/23(Thu)04:52:44 No.189597691 >>189597736 # >>189597756 # >>189597866 # >>189598083 #

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