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: Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.39596368 >is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries >still faster and stronger than 100% of /fit/ 1.95 MB PNG : Anonymous He's happy What is his secret? 12/04/16(Sun)16:44:34 No.39596401 >>39598722 # >>39600157 # >>39601419 # >>39604092 # >>39604310 # >>39604367 # >>39604613 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 09/11/23(Mon)15:27:06 No.29740946 >be me >went on a date with this girl >I got the vibe that she's not interested at all >after the date I didn't message her and she didn't message me >after a month and a half she texts me "hey, still alive? :)" For some reason this makes me feel better than if I'd gotten laid. This is a hot 22 year old girl on Tinder who's getting unlimited attention and I'm just some schlub with a total notch count of 1 (one). The real power move would be to just ignore her, but I have very few prospects (none of them quite as attractive as she is) so I'm not sure what to do. : Anonymous >>29740940 # Yes, that sounds like a yes. Sex on the first date is goat tier, you win at life anon. Meanwhile I'm 16 years 8 months since the last time I had sex. 09/11/23 (Mon)15:29:57 No.29740950

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: Anonymous 09/11/23 (Mon)00:35:55 No.905889244 >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 6 years old. >"H--------, that looks scary but kinda cool, this actually happened?" >Me seeing 9/11 footage at 25 years old. >"I really live in a bankrupted, politically divided, pseudo-democracy because of what happened that day.." >If the Terrorist's goal was to destroy America, they somehow succeeded. And they only needed some box cutters to do it, we did the rest. 457 KB JPG

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: Anonymous Frankie @FrankieLollia i finished ff16 09/11/23(Mon)00:09:21 No.650340359 nyo.png 470 KB PNG has a game ever made you cry? 09/11/23(Mon)00:10:10 No.650340434 : Anonymous women do everything for attention it's in their innate biology to try and get attention as much as possible.

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* 20m (9/11 17:54). 74701106 2 Re - 0 Img JPG 46KB (405 × 720) 23and1.jpg Prison Is prison really much worse than living in poverty in the streets? >place to sleep >food >don't have to worry about bills >don't have to wageslave >don't have to deal with traffic >might make friends People talk a lot about r--- and beatings but that s--- happens out here too. :

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: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)21:34:28 No.189724144 >hey anon! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;) >Uuuuummm sweaty...I dont "netflix & chill"... >I "search IMDB for 30 minutes till I find a movie that interests me, then spend another 45 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for it, then load the torrent, wait another hour until its downloaded, check to see if it is actually a decent torrent cause most of the time the name is fake, if its legit, check the antivirus to see how many hundreds of viruses I downloaded along with it, then sometimes search for subtitles for 30 minutes and all because im a poorfag who cant spend 10$ a month for a streaming service but if you push me about it i will claim its because of DA JOOOOOS and chill"...what time were you thinking? Daddy 366 KB GIF

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/08/21 (Mon)18:28:51 No.846871295 i f----- up /b/ im scared >walking down the street to go to shop >hear loud painful howling sounds from a dog >walk towards sound into a park-like area >theres 2 teenagers throwing rocks at a dog >they are laughing their asses off >dog is trying to hide behind a trashcan in a laying position >feel EXTREME utter rage >have never in my 31 years of life on this planet felt so much anger >walk up behind the teenagers, they dont see me >punch one in the back of the head as hard as i can >kick the other one between the legs, also very hard >both fall to the ground >look at me in utter shuck >they walk away without saying a word >adrenaline still pumping >pet the dog, sit next to him for a few minutes then pick him up >carry him to a neighbour who lives 3 minutes away who has vet experiences >tell him found dog like this alone on the road they looked around 16-18+, how f----- am i if they go to the police? what should i do?

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#1, No. 74701465 9/11/23 6:26:42 AM st,small,845x845-pad, 1000x1000,f8f8f8 JPG 764x681 150.5 kB >be me >Ask question on reditt >one dude says "how do you NOT know this" >another posts a meme >one more says some marvel level one-liner >No one answers the question >mfw

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: Anonymous i want to go to nuuk 72 KB JPG 04/08/22(Fri) 20:18:19 No.68127114 >bored >looking at countries on google maps >start looking for most remote areas >come across nuuk, a city in greenland, though it looks more like a small town >looks beautiful >come across a subreddit dedicated to it with less than 200 users >look at the photos people posted, they look so comfy and friendly >can imagine myself living there in a small house, making friends, enjoying the snow >no war, no politics, just a small town away from everyone else >fall in love with this town knowing damn well i'll never step foot in it pic related, its nuuk

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Anonymous 15 minutes ago 905877952 ohnoes.png (61 KB, 397x381) >be like 10 years ago >be me 15yo >on the bus home from school >holy f--- my crush has sat next to me >she is so impossibly beatiful, a vision of lovliness, graceful and unattainably delightful >she says something to me >I start to reply >instead of words coming out of my mouth, I cough out a huge lump of luminous green slime >it sticks on the headrest of the seat in front of me and begins slowly trickling down >oh >s--- >better get rid of that >wipe it off with my hand then smear it under my seat >all conversation killed >I never ever get to f--- my crush >bitch Anonymous 12 minutes ago 905878076 1694141299256359.jpg (30.5 KB, 500x500) 1 REPLY >I never get to f--- my crush You see there is a solution to this. Btw which state are you in? ●●● Anonymous 6 minutes ago 905878349 >>905878076 nice try FBI

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1h (9/11 15:08). 74700178 5 Re - 0 Img JPG 27KB (498 × 388) 2CAEB158-F38C-4291-97F5-92DA6DD59 7E4.jpg >catching up with chad cousin >he has bipolar and behaviour issues >go over his house to catch up >hs nice to me because we were cool as kids >new gf is a latina hbb who out earns him like crazy while he works part time and just slobs around >eating lunch together >notice she had lost a fair bit of weihjt since Xmas >when cousin goes out to smoke, ask if she is. ok >oh yeah, Chad has me on a new diet. It is helping >apparently he weighs her every day after a big meal >bpd ass cousin throws a fit if she ever gets above 125lb >has made her cry and shouted at her for getting a McFlurry at mcdonalds in public >this is a grown woman in stem who lets someone treat her like this >my beta ass asks why she doesnt just find a normal guy >oh anon i cant do better than him : >mfw he comes back >gives her s--- for talking out of line to me and death stares her >she stifles back crying >meanwhile Im 27 and a virgin Women are the f------ meme gender man

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Boys know what other boys seek, so of course they have an advantage. 480 KB PNG I suck cocks better than any slut because I know c--- better than they ever could. no h--- though

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