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File: Soyjack.jpg (71 KB, 970x970) 344/4 Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:13:54 No.884299420 [Reply] ► >>884299614 Every cute girl I talk with is already married this isn't f------ fair Why shouldn't I f--- them anyway? Why can't I f--- married girls? What is preventing me from taking them from their husband? Really, why shouldn't I? >> Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:17:39 No.884299614 ► >>884299420 (OP) Most married women will cheat on their husbands the moment a more attractive man shows up. It's not because they're married, it's because you're ugly.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon should buy an ultra dog silencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon) 08:16:56 No.884322497 living in a poor rural village is the worst thing on the face of the earth >everyone is s--- >every single person gets giant dogs just to neglect them outside every day >as soon as one dog dies they just get another one >have 24 hours of dogs barking in every direction everywhere i go even when i sleep >every time i go out on my porch or outside i set off a bunch of dogs that bark and freak the f--- out >worst weather on the planet >get 7 months of darkness, snow, ice, frost, blizzards, freezing, depression >summer is brutally hot and humid with non stop sun shining and too hot to breathe >if you open a window or go outside you immediately get eaten alive by flies and mosquitos >every person is s--- >no place to eat no stores to get anything >no one ever leaves or dies >just stuck with the same miserable people forever >no good jobs >everyone is too poor to barely survive 7 Replies View Thread 08/22/22(Mon) 09:23:34 No.884325039 : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >have 24 hours of dogs barking This would ruin me. I can't f------ stand dogs. : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >24 hours of dogs barking buy an ultrasonic dog silencer 08/22/22(Mon)09:47:06 No.884325865

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Anon is a true monster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 216 KB JPG 10/08/21(Fri)09:46:19 No.864620424 >be me, 2005 >10 years old, had moved to a new school 2 years ago >keep in touch with old friends vial RuneScape >one of their moms dies from cancer, has a mildly abusive dad with temper >go to funeral, first time I've seen this friend since I moved >he's really sad but handling it well, we talk about RuneScape and I tell him I can help level his skills >he gives me his password >I steal all of his valuable stuff, change the password, and sell his account to one of my friends at my new school for $5 >never talked to the old friend again Mfw I realize I was a sociopath as a child

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Anon realizes something about space | /r/Greentext

File: DiscontentWojak.png (34 KB, 302x288) لى Space be like Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:53:18 No.884332581 >afraid of being alone in the universe >afraid of not being alone in the universe W-- Humans

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Anon breaks the third wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SOLAT 548 KB PNG 05/13/22(Fri) 20:08:30 No.66749772 >resting after set >think "just so you're aware, I know you're reading my mind" >car parked across the street speeds off

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Anon can’t grow a beard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)07:05:39 No.172963200 Anonymous >keep finding my sister's pubes in my $80 philips oneblade norelco that my dad gave me as a birthday present >can't just confront her because even thinking of broaching the subject makes me cringe hard internally how do i get her to stop >>172963315 # >>172963321 # >>172963678 # >>172966475 # >>172967171 # >>172967255 # >>172967296 # >>172967375 # >>172967683 # >>172968386 # >>172969387 # >>172969479 # 08/22/22(Mon)08:12:39 No.172966553 Female pubic hair is disgusting. It's gross as f--- that it's making a comeback. I can't even say it's ok ironically it's so nasty. Women should have hair on their head and eyebrows ONLY. >>172966665 # >>172966695 # >>172966832 # >>172966891 # >>172967163 # >>172967281 # >>172967372 # >>172967411 # >>172968092 # >>172968452 # >>172968901 # >>172969125 # >>172970080 # >>172971429 # >>172972023 #

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anon gets punched | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)02:31:56 No.884323083 >be me couple months ago >on vacation with family >prick aunt makes dumbass joke about a cigar to me >i acknowledge that she made a joke but don't laugh since it wasn't funny >"why do you always ignore people, anon?" >mfw she punches me after that >mfw everyone in my family gangs up on me for getting mad >mfw dumbass aunt tries to apologize like she didn't just punch a kid for no reason

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i know this isn’t funny but still an important PSA | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/18(Fri)01:07:26 No.4517231C >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous f 01/23/22(Sun)14:23:53 No.586123768 Furry: First Contact Flashgitz 156K views 2 hours ago spacemarine.png 1.07 MB PNG 4:46 >Dude furries are le bad >I am going to make an animation of spacemarines shooting them People still make this cringe? Do they not realize it's not 207 anymore? Nobody cares

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anon is in his prime | /r/Greentext

File: 299195816_622008169354033(...).png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:26 No.69905133 >be in early 20s >instant chainsmoker mfw i light another c--------

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Anon the Hacker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)10:42:13 No.881504467 >be hacker >run HACKINGv2.EXE >"sign in as:" >choose my account >"hello XxloliFucker6969xX >press on hack >"this bank have 6M do you wish hack it all?" >press yes and choose to transfer all the money to my friend account and then to my personal accout >this is called money laundry >MFW i trolled by friend and put him in jail and no one knows it >hear police knocking on my door >look at my pc and notice i didn't run my free vpn >too obese to run >hacked the jail wifi to post this

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anon is lazy and gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- boomers 400 KB JPG I don't know what to do, right now, /b/. I'm f------ p-----, I hate the older generation. Why do Zoomers have it harder than any other f------ 08/22/22(Mon) 09:23:08 No.884325017 generation? F--- anyone born before 2002. F--- them all. Here's the god damned story. >I was sleeping in because it's a weekend >Wanted to sleep until at least 12 pm. >Dad wakes me up. >Says I need to help him with the yard. >Tell Dad to f--- off. >He tells me I live there and I'm not a baby anymore and should contribute and blah blah blah >Tell Dad it's his house, he pays for it, I don't. >I don't have to do s---. >Dad calls me "disrespectful" >Call him a capitalist p------------ and a slave owner >Dad takes away my laptop >Tells me I can't have it back for a week >I yell at him it's not fair >I need my laptop because I have an Instagram and tiktok and friends on there >His boomer ass tells me "life's not fair, son." >I'm basically forced to go out and mow the grass >I'm gay, only 19, and extremely feminine, I don't do f------ yardwork >f------ suffer : Anonymous How come the older generation makes it so hard for us? Zoomers literally have it worse than any other generation and the older generation loves to rub it in. I shouldn't be treated like a slave and deprived of my online friends. 14 Replies / 2 Images >884325526 # ewwwww exercise View Thread 08/22/22(Mon) 09:39:43 No.884325598

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Anon tries to fry food in water | /r/Greentext

2218190590 □ Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:36:41 No. 1818987718189996 Can I fry foods in water as a low-calorie alternative to oil? >> >>18189877 (OP) Yes, the Chinese refer to it as Boi-Ling Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:37:23 No. 18189883 Кок Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:41:17 No. 1818989618189997181099081818992318189939>>10109945 221 Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:39:08 No. 18189889 Yes.

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