![File: 299195816_622008169354033(...).png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:26 No.69905133 >be in early 20s >instant chainsmoker mfw i light another c--------](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/425/633/f67.png "anon is in his prime | /r/Greentext")
anon is in his prime | /r/Greentext
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![-] Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/425/528/267.jpg "Anon is a Plague Doctor | /r/Greentext")
