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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)07:05:39 No.172963200 Anonymous >keep finding my sister's pubes in my $80 philips oneblade norelco that my dad gave me as a birthday present >can't just confront her because even thinking of broaching the subject makes me cringe hard internally how do i get her to stop >>172963315 # >>172963321 # >>172963678 # >>172966475 # >>172967171 # >>172967255 # >>172967296 # >>172967375 # >>172967683 # >>172968386 # >>172969387 # >>172969479 # 08/22/22(Mon)08:12:39 No.172966553 Female pubic hair is disgusting. It's gross as f--- that it's making a comeback. I can't even say it's ok ironically it's so nasty. Women should have hair on their head and eyebrows ONLY. >>172966665 # >>172966695 # >>172966832 # >>172966891 # >>172967163 # >>172967281 # >>172967372 # >>172967411 # >>172968092 # >>172968452 # >>172968901 # >>172969125 # >>172970080 # >>172971429 # >>172972023 #

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anon gets punched | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)02:31:56 No.884323083 >be me couple months ago >on vacation with family >prick aunt makes dumbass joke about a cigar to me >i acknowledge that she made a joke but don't laugh since it wasn't funny >"why do you always ignore people, anon?" >mfw she punches me after that >mfw everyone in my family gangs up on me for getting mad >mfw dumbass aunt tries to apologize like she didn't just punch a kid for no reason

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i know this isn’t funny but still an important PSA | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/18(Fri)01:07:26 No.4517231C >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon is a furry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous f 01/23/22(Sun)14:23:53 No.586123768 Furry: First Contact Flashgitz 156K views 2 hours ago spacemarine.png 1.07 MB PNG 4:46 >Dude furries are le bad >I am going to make an animation of spacemarines shooting them People still make this cringe? Do they not realize it's not 207 anymore? Nobody cares

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File: 299195816_622008169354033(...).png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:26 No.69905133 >be in early 20s >instant chainsmoker mfw i light another c--------

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Anon the Hacker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)10:42:13 No.881504467 >be hacker >run HACKINGv2.EXE >"sign in as:" >choose my account >"hello XxloliFucker6969xX >press on hack >"this bank have 6M do you wish hack it all?" >press yes and choose to transfer all the money to my friend account and then to my personal accout >this is called money laundry >MFW i trolled by friend and put him in jail and no one knows it >hear police knocking on my door >look at my pc and notice i didn't run my free vpn >too obese to run >hacked the jail wifi to post this

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anon is lazy and gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- boomers 400 KB JPG I don't know what to do, right now, /b/. I'm f------ p-----, I hate the older generation. Why do Zoomers have it harder than any other f------ 08/22/22(Mon) 09:23:08 No.884325017 generation? F--- anyone born before 2002. F--- them all. Here's the god damned story. >I was sleeping in because it's a weekend >Wanted to sleep until at least 12 pm. >Dad wakes me up. >Says I need to help him with the yard. >Tell Dad to f--- off. >He tells me I live there and I'm not a baby anymore and should contribute and blah blah blah >Tell Dad it's his house, he pays for it, I don't. >I don't have to do s---. >Dad calls me "disrespectful" >Call him a capitalist p------------ and a slave owner >Dad takes away my laptop >Tells me I can't have it back for a week >I yell at him it's not fair >I need my laptop because I have an Instagram and tiktok and friends on there >His boomer ass tells me "life's not fair, son." >I'm basically forced to go out and mow the grass >I'm gay, only 19, and extremely feminine, I don't do f------ yardwork >f------ suffer : Anonymous How come the older generation makes it so hard for us? Zoomers literally have it worse than any other generation and the older generation loves to rub it in. I shouldn't be treated like a slave and deprived of my online friends. 14 Replies / 2 Images >884325526 # ewwwww exercise View Thread 08/22/22(Mon) 09:39:43 No.884325598

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2218190590 □ Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:36:41 No. 1818987718189996 Can I fry foods in water as a low-calorie alternative to oil? >> >>18189877 (OP) Yes, the Chinese refer to it as Boi-Ling Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:37:23 No. 18189883 Кок Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:41:17 No. 1818989618189997181099081818992318189939>>10109945 221 Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)09:39:08 No. 18189889 Yes.

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Anon is a Plague Doctor | /r/Greentext

-] Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anon nearly shits himself playing Sonic '06 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 151 KB PNG 08/21/22(Sun)00:46:23 No.609689392 gather round folks, i got a lil story to tell >be me >20 or so mins ago >currently chilling with my brother, havin a nice time playin some vidya >vidya in question is sonic 06, mainly because we wanted to dog on how much of a travesty it is >finish the desert stage and prepare to fight silver le hedgehog >suddenly get insane stomach cramps mid battle >guts begin to bubble, forehead begins to sweat >oh_god.png >getting my ass handed to me by silver >stomach pains worsen >i fly too close to the sun >its_no_use.wav >lose a life >s--- begins knocking at my rectum, is definitely liquid and i am unsure if i can hold it for much longer >combat skills suddenly enhance because of increasing urge to s--- >kick silver's ass, get an a rank, then get the worse stomach pain yet >brother is laughing like a hyena because i'm literally doubled over gripping my stomach, trying not to open the floodgates >run to bathroom >have been here since this was the best s--- i've taken in my entire life.

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do snake understand? and can snake control it? 1h (8/21 13:36) 4279244 >>4279227 (OP) >do snake understand? No >and can snake control Probably not 1h (8/21 13:48) - 4279251 . : >>4279227 (OP) >"Bro totally I invented a method to give snakes legs!" >*shoves a snake that moves slow as f--- n a tube with robot legs* >*Bonks its head against a wall* >"THIS IS SCIENC, FELLOW REDDITORS" Next time, please, try this s--- with a black mamba or a cobra. Not a defanged one, mind you. Shove the snake in that same tube in a tiny garage like that one and tell us how it went. Show the world how much in need of legs snakes actually are

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